MY HAIR IS TURNING WHITE WHILE I AGE WAITING FOR THE SERVER TO COME BACK UP

AND THIS IS COMING FROM THE MAN WHOSE HAD JUST ABOUT A DIAPER FULL I'VE 
ATE PLENTY OF FOOD WAITING FOR THE SERVER TO COME BACK UP AND IF IT 
TAKES ANY LONGER I'D DRINK ALL MY STASH OF SEAGRAM'S WHISKY CIRCA 1968.