SOME PAKI CASHIER AT DOLLARAMA GAVE ME COVID 19

WELL AFTER DODGING THIS COVID SHIT FOR ALL THESE DECADES SINCE SARS IN 
2001 SOME PAKI GAVE ME COVID. MY BROTHER HAD THESE TEST KITS AND I TOLD 
HIM THIS IS THE STRANGEST FUCKIN' COLD I EVERZ GOTZ. SUNDAY NIGHT AT 
EXACTLY 9:00PM IT GOTZ ME. SO MY BROTHER SAYS TO GETZ THIS SHIT PAXLOVID 
AND THEN I PHONE SHOPPER'S DRUG MART AND THEY TELL ME I HADN'T HAD A 
BLOOD TEST IN 11 YEARS AND DON'T KNOW KNOW MY FUCKING KIDNEY ENZYME 
LEVELS. I TOLD HER I WAS ASKED OUT FOR THE RUSSIAN ARMY TO FIGHT THE 
UKRAINE. I TOLD HER I CAN DRINK 4 CASES OF BEER OR 96 BOTTLES AND PISS 
OFF THE TOP OF THE CN TOWER IN TORONTO DOES THAT SOUNDZ LIKE THERE'S 
ANYTHING WRONG WITH MY KIDNEYS? I CAN'T BELIEVEZ IT I STILL GOTZ THE 
BRUSHOFF. THEN I SEE ITS $1,400 FOR 10 TABLETS AND SINCE I'M 67 AND 
OVERZ 65 ITS FREE FOR ME THEN THAT'S WHY THEYZ WANTED TO STIFF ME. IT 
HIOUGHTZ ABOUT GINVG ALL THGE CHINOS COVID AT MARKVILLE MALL BUT I'VE 
ALWAYS HAD MORE SINISTER THINGS IN MIND. SO NOW I'M DOWNING ONE BOTTLE 
OF WHISKY AFTER ANOTHER TO KILL THIS THING.