OTTO WARMBIER THE JEWISH AMERICAN KLEPTOMANIAC PROPAGANDA POSTER THIEF GUZZLES KOREAN FIREWATER LIKE THE PROHIBITION ERA STARTS THE VERY NEXT DAY

WHILE FALLING DOWN DRUNK HE FELL ON THE POSTER HUNG ON THE WALL AND IT 
FELL TO THE FLOOR. ALL THE SIRENS AND BELLS AND WHISTLES WENT OFF AND 
THE NORTH KOREAN GUARDS RAN IN WITH BILLY CLUBS AND STARTED BEATING HIM 
AND HOOFING HIM IN THE BALLS. TWO MONTHS LATER HE SPILLED THE BEANS AND 
CONFESSED TO EVERYTHING IN COURT. HE PUT ON HIS QUIETEST BOOTS FOR 
SNEAKING AND ATTEMPTED TO STEAL THE PROPAGANDA POSTER WHILE FALLING DOWN 
DRUNK. OTTO SAID IN COURT THE BOOZE HELPED HIM SUMMON UP THE COURAGE TO 
COMMIT HIS CRIME TASK THAT THE METHODIST CHURCH AND THE Z SOCIETY PUT 
HIM UP TO. THE CIA KNOWS ABOUT IT AND NEVER, NEVER ALLOW YOURSELVES TO 
BE ALLUR-HER-HER-HER-HER-HER-HER-HER-HER-ED BY THE UNITED STATES 
ADMINISTRATION.