Woman Says Toilet Paper Contaminated with Black Men Semen Impregnated Her

Mobile, ALABAMA |  A woman claims she became pregnant with an “unknown 
man’s” baby after using a ‘porta potty’ at the county fair.

18 year old Britney Woods, explains the peculiar event: “I used the porta 
potty at the fair last year after someone else used it. I saw some semen 
behind on the floor by the previous user. The toilet paper roll was placed 
on the ground too. I believe that when I was using the toilet paper to 
wipe myself off it was contaminated by the semen on the ground. Now, I 
just gave birth to a healthy baby boy with dark skin. Both my husband and 
I have blonde hair and blue eyes. It took a while for my husband to 
understand the science behind getting pregnant. But now he supports me and 
we just want to find who the father is.”

Britney and her husband Michael have released this composite sketch of 
what the man exiting the porta potty looked like. According to Britney, 
she was able to remember exactly what the man looked like over one year 
ago. The incident occurred on April, 15, 2015.

The Thomas’ are asking anyone who recognizes this man to please contact 
the Mobile, Alabama Police Department with information.

“I want little Timmy to know who his biological father is,” said Brittany. 
“I also want him to pay child support. Neither one of us are at fault, but 
we are both responsible for the support of this child. But if we can’t 
find him, Michael is willing to help me raise him. I’m just so glad my 
husband realizes the truth about what happened. I’m a loyal wife. And I 
love my family.”

Brittany has been accused of being a cheater and a liar by several people 
in her community. However, Britney says as long as her husband believes 
her she doesn’t care what anybody else thinks.