Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.
BeH <[email protected]>
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On 11.10.2022 22.38, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > >> On 10.10.2022 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote: >>>>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote: >>>>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching >>>>>> sounds from the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown no >>>>>> interest in the delicious arrangement of rolled oats tastefully >>>>>> arranged on the mousetrap. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average is >>>>> about four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it happens. >>>>> >>>>> BeH >>>> >>>> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse in >>>> my house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More as >>>> this story develops... >>>> >>> 2 that you know of... >> >> Yes of course. We are a serious news outfit, we don't deal in rumours. >> We call it analysis... >> > Just like Fox news and CNN. > I may stay up to see the film at 11. You really should. Lets just hope it doesn't get pre-empted by some even more breaking news such as a celebrity saying something stupid or a sink-hole in Florida. BeH