Re: DEVELOPING: Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.
Merlyne <[email protected]>
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 14.10.2022 13.46, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 12.10.2022 23.55, BeH wrote: >>>> On 10.10.2022 12.32, BeH wrote: >>>>> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote: >>>>>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote: >>>>>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching >>>>>>> sounds from the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown no >>>>>>> interest in the delicious arrangement of rolled oats tastefully >>>>>>> arranged on the mousetrap. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average is >>>>>> about four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it happens. >>>>>> >>>>>> BeH >>>>> >>>>> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse in >>>>> my house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More as >>>>> this story develops... >>>>> >>>>> BeH >>>> >>>> This just in: there are now twice as many less mice in my house, as >>>> two more bodies have been found. Possibly even three based on the >>>> noises heard from the ceiling earlier, but I'm not going up there >>>> again today. >>>> >>>> Tally now stands at 4 (possibly 5) dead mice. One could make a >>>> childrens song out of this... >>>> >>>> BeH >>> >>> We can now exclusively confirm that two more mice has been found >>> dead - bringing the total to six. >>> According to a person with insight in the matter, who spoke >>> anonymously because they had no business speaking to reporters in >>> the first place, authorities now suspect that a serial mouse-killer >>> is responsible. Time to panic. >>> >> The butler did it. >> > I hardly think so - probably a bit of a loner, a quiet man who doesn't > interact much with his neighbors... Children most likely avoids his > house at halloween. > You said there were 5 houses around. How many children can there be?