Re: DEVELOPING: Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.
Merlyne <[email protected]>
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 15.10.2022 15.29, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 14.10.2022 13.46, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 12.10.2022 23.55, BeH wrote: >>>>>> On 10.10.2022 12.32, BeH wrote: >>>>>>> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote: >>>>>>>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote: >>>>>>>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching >>>>>>>>> sounds from the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown >>>>>>>>> no interest in the delicious arrangement of rolled oats >>>>>>>>> tastefully arranged on the mousetrap. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average >>>>>>>> is about four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it >>>>>>>> happens. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> BeH >>>>>>> >>>>>>> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse >>>>>>> in my house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More >>>>>>> as this story develops... >>>>>>> >>>>>>> BeH >>>>>> >>>>>> This just in: there are now twice as many less mice in my house, >>>>>> as two more bodies have been found. Possibly even three based on >>>>>> the noises heard from the ceiling earlier, but I'm not going up >>>>>> there again today. >>>>>> >>>>>> Tally now stands at 4 (possibly 5) dead mice. One could make a >>>>>> childrens song out of this... >>>>>> >>>>>> BeH >>>>> >>>>> We can now exclusively confirm that two more mice has been found >>>>> dead - bringing the total to six. >>>>> According to a person with insight in the matter, who spoke >>>>> anonymously because they had no business speaking to reporters in >>>>> the first place, authorities now suspect that a serial >>>>> mouse-killer is responsible. Time to panic. >>>>> >>>> The butler did it. >>>> >>> I hardly think so - probably a bit of a loner, a quiet man who >>> doesn't interact much with his neighbors... Children most likely >>> avoids his house at halloween. >>> >> >> You said there were 5 houses around. How many children can there be? > > Somewhere between three and a lot, depending on how one defines child. > They grow up so fast, don't they... > IMO, teenagers should be at a Halloween dance or party at someone's house and not trick-or-treating door-to-door. But what do I know?