Re: DEVELOPING: Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.

BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:

> On 16.10.2022 18.16, Merlyne wrote:
>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>> 
>>> On 15.10.2022 15.29, Merlyne wrote:
>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>> On 14.10.2022 13.46, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 12.10.2022 23.55, BeH wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 10.10.2022 12.32, BeH wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching
>>>>>>>>>>> sounds from the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has
>>>>>>>>>>> shown no interest in the delicious arrangement of rolled
>>>>>>>>>>> oats tastefully arranged on the mousetrap.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average
>>>>>>>>>> is about four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it
>>>>>>>>>> happens.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> BeH
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less
>>>>>>>>> mouse in my house, bringing the total number of less mice to
>>>>>>>>> two. More as this story develops...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> BeH
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> This just in: there are now twice as many less mice in my
>>>>>>>> house, as two more bodies have been found. Possibly even three
>>>>>>>> based on the noises heard from the ceiling earlier, but I'm not
>>>>>>>> going up there again today.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Tally now stands at 4 (possibly 5) dead mice. One could make a
>>>>>>>> childrens song out of this...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> BeH
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> We can now exclusively confirm that two more mice has been found
>>>>>>> dead - bringing the total to six.
>>>>>>> According to a person with insight in the matter, who spoke
>>>>>>> anonymously because they had no business speaking to reporters
>>>>>>> in the first place, authorities now suspect that a serial
>>>>>>> mouse-killer is responsible. Time to panic.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> The butler did it.
>>>>>>
>>>>> I hardly think so - probably a bit of a loner, a quiet man who
>>>>> doesn't interact much with his neighbors... Children most likely
>>>>> avoids his house at halloween.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You said there were 5 houses around. How many children can there
>>>> be? 
>>>
>>> Somewhere between three and a lot, depending on how one defines
>>> child. They grow up so fast, don't they...
>>>
>> 
>> IMO, teenagers should be at a Halloween dance or party at someone's
>> house and not trick-or-treating door-to-door.  But what do I know?
> 
> I'm sure you know a lot of things *pats head*

Mine or yours?

> 
> Actually nobody is supposed to trick-or-treat at halloween - that's
> for fastelavn (or lent as some people call it). After hitting the cat
> out of the barrel. And even then they don't come to my door. One of my
> neighbours used to come by with a fastelavnsbolle (basically a 
> creamfilled bun with chocolate frosting), but not the last couple of 
> years since their daughter died.
> 

That's really sad :(
I would be mental if my child died before me.