Re: Hallo -allo -llo -lo

Merlyne <[email protected]> Wed, 8 Mar 2023 12:18:20 -0000 (UTC)
Newsgroups alt.1d
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <[email protected]>
[email protected] (Sn!pe) wrote in news:1q76efn.l1bm6i1wvywhN%snipeco.2
@gmail.com:

> Merlyne <[email protected]> wrote:
> 
> [...]
>  
>> What is your opinion of dogs?
>>
> 
> Hokay, you asked for it!  
> 
> Dogs:  noisy; hairy; smelly; sharp at one end; shitty at the other.  
> 
> Dogs have owners; cats have staff.  Dogs are dependent but you can
> respect a cat.  When they master the use of the tin-opener cats won't
> need humans at all; the only thing holding them back is the lack of
> an opposable thumb.  
> 

Actually, I think we had this conversation recently.

Most of the canned cat food has pull tabs nows.
And then there's a tool for seniors that makes opening them easy.

Which means cats still need someone to scoop the box and clean up vomit.