Re: Hallo -allo -llo -lo
Merlyne <[email protected]> Wed, 8 Mar 2023 12:18:20 -0000 (UTC)
| Newsgroups | alt.1d |
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
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[email protected] (Sn!pe) wrote in news:1q76efn.l1bm6i1wvywhN%snipeco.2 @gmail.com: > Merlyne <[email protected]> wrote: > > [...] > >> What is your opinion of dogs? >> > > Hokay, you asked for it! > > Dogs: noisy; hairy; smelly; sharp at one end; shitty at the other. > > Dogs have owners; cats have staff. Dogs are dependent but you can > respect a cat. When they master the use of the tin-opener cats won't > need humans at all; the only thing holding them back is the lack of > an opposable thumb. > Actually, I think we had this conversation recently. Most of the canned cat food has pull tabs nows. And then there's a tool for seniors that makes opening them easy. Which means cats still need someone to scoop the box and clean up vomit.