Re: No more toast?
Citizen Smith <[email protected]> Fri, 1 Nov 2024 14:42:52 -0000
| Newsgroups | alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove,free.beer.tomorrow |
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Kerr-Mudd, John wrote: > > On Sat, 12 Oct 2024 09:46:51 +0100, Kerr-Mudd, John <[email protected]> > wrote: > > > On Sat, 12 Oct 2024 02:07:07 +0100 > > [email protected] (Sn!pe) wrote: > > > >> [free.beer.tomorrow added] > >> > >> Citizen Smith <[email protected]> wrote: > >> > >> > Sn!pe wrote: > >> > > > >> > > Citizen Smith <[email protected]> wrote: > >> > > > >> > > [...] > >> > > > >> > > > > > And Tim Martin is a diamond geezer, innit. > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > Let's not rant about his Brexit magazine. > >> > > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > Wot magazine? Oh yeah, I remember now. > >> > > > I don't go there to read, it ain't a library. > >> > > > > >> > > > >> > > Wetherspoons killed all the best little pubs in our town by selling > >> > > short-dated, almost sour, beer on price alone. They won't even > >> allow > >> > > us punters to belly-up to the bar for a natter with the barmaid or > >> the > >> > > fellow we're standing next to. 'Spoons watering holes are just > >> that, > >> > > catering to the ten o'clock drinkers and their ilk; they're not real > >> > > pubs at all. Pah, I discard them. > >> > > > >> > > >> > Blimey. I've not been anywhere where all the pubs have been bought up > >> by > >> > Wetherspoons. That sucks. That said, most pubs nowadays all have clean > >> > carpets and mock wooden beams and belong to one chain or another who > >> all > >> > charge an arm and a leg for a pint. Very few proper locals left. When > >> I > >> > was still in London me and my mate had to walk a couple of miles > >> before we > >> > got to a traditional local type pub with regulars. Where I am now > >> there > >> > aren't any I know of. There's a wetherspoons in town with clean pipes > >> and > >> > I've not had a sour pint yet. And it's cheap. But it ain't a local. > >> > > >> > >> Don't get me wrong, Wetherspoons don't buy up their competition, > >> they outdo them by IMO unfair price advantage. > >> > >> I have been told (by a bloke* down the pub) that Wetherspoons are so > >> big that they can buy up end of batch, short dated beer very cheaply, > >> just before it goes off, and shove it out the door as quick as they can. > >> > > > > I've not found this to be so. What they do do is hammer down the > > supply price, by buying in bulk from big boys and being hard on smaller > > ones who seem to think that a big (for them) supply deal (for a season > > anyhow) is worth it for the name exposure it gets them. > > > > Some beer does sometimes seem as if it has been at the central warehouse > > a > > bit long, IME. > > > >> When it comes to live beer, old stock will hardly be in top condition. > >> Uncritical topers (or very thirsty ones short of drinking tokens) might > >> find it acceptable. > > > > Tokens certainly help. > >> > >> * The bloke down the pub was an independent landlord of a free house, > >> so he knew what he was talking about. Possibly it was sour grapes but > >> to this cynical old toper it has the ring of truth. > >> > > > Today I am mostly helping out with a leftover 'spoon BeerFest beer not far > from me. It is 'Innis & Gunn Caribbean Rum Cask' - a mere 6.8% ABV beer at > a ludicrous £1.69 pp. > > No, I'm only pretending that other pint is for a late arriving friend, > actually that's mine as well. Prolly some left if you hurry. > Burble. > > Oh, the brekkie was mediocre. It's not all marvelous. But I'll suffer. > > Buses hourly - best I don't miss the next one. Oh dear. Brekkie for a fiver and £1.69 pints. Can't argue with that, and the brekkie can be smothered in ketchup.