Re: Sen. Van Hollen challenges Lush Patel to an alcohol disorders test

"chine.bleu" <[email protected]> Thu, 14 May 2026 07:36:44 -0700
Newsgroups alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.politics.trump,alt.abuse.recovery
Organization semi-chaotic
Message-ID <[email protected]>
super70s wrote:
> Democrats have called on Patel to take the Alcohol Use Disorders
> Identification Test (AUDIT) in the wake of reporting from The Atlantic
> claiming the director was drinking excessively and at times was
> difficult to reach.

I tried and scored zero.

I suppose what made it so difficult for me:

1. How often do you have a drink containing alcohol?
Never.

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