Re: Spiderman movies
BeH <[email protected]>
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On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 26.05.2023 17.44, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 24.05.2023 13.06, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 21.05.2023 14.11, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 18.05.2023 14.00, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 17.05.2023 13.05, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 13.05.2023 13.13, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.05.2023 14.49, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 07.05.2023 15.46, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [insects everywhere, and then:] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My conclusion: having lots of smoke >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> around keeps the mosquitos at bay. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> True enough. Smoking helps too... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmmm... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Would I rather have a mosquito bite or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> emphysema? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, it's up to you of course, but >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> emphysema takes years to develop. Cancer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> even longer... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll stick with the mosquito bite. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or you can use one of those bug-repelling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sprays, and hope the chemical industry knows >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what they are doing... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *cough* *cough* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Take no notice of the carcinogens in the spray >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can, as we say in the bizz... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe I'll just wear some of these non-toxic >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smiley face mosquito repellant stickers I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bought for the grandkids. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> most likely the wiser choice. At least the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mosquitoes are unlikely to penetrate the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stickers... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They're supposed to smell the citronella and go >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have the mosquitoes been informed of this? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably not. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Would you mind drafting a memo? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My language skills sadly don't extend to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mosquitoese. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll add it to your 'to do' list. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You aren't authorised to add to my litses... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This pen says I am. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your pen is lying to you... A pretty serious defect in a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> talking pen. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need to learn to share. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm an exceellent sharer, normally. Some things are >>>>>>>>>>>>>> sacrosanct. Litses for instance... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Nah. >>>>>>>>>>>>> You could forget to add something that someone else >>>>>>>>>>>>> remembers. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Very unlikely - also if it is so forgettable I doubt it >>>>>>>>>>>> qualifies to go on any of my litses... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Old people forget stuff all the time. >>>>>>>>>> That's exactly why I have litses for important things. If it's >>>>>>>>>> not on the lits it's not so important that it cannot be >>>>>>>>>> allowed to be forgotten. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Fine! >>>>>>>>> I'm going to write on your lits and not tell you. >>>>>>>> I'll realise the handwriting is different. >>>>>>> I'll practice until I get it perfect. >>>>>> If it's perfect it is definitely not my handwriting... >>>>> It will be a perfect match to your imperfect handwriting. >>>> The subject matter will likely be such that I will recognise it as a >>>> fake right away. Something that doesn't belong on a lits. >>>> >>> Like 'Rub Merlyne's feet'? >> Quite. Something like that has no business being on a shopping lits. > Oh I see... > > I need to write 'Massage oil' then. That might work - were I to frequent shops that carried such exotic items. Mostly oil just means olive... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [...] >>>>>> [Upsie. My scrollong finger slipped] >>>>> [You clearly need more practice] >>>> [I don't read very many manuals any more.] >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They blew up the world because some guy wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> equations on a cocktail napkin? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> IIRC they blew up the aliens. Not because of the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> equations - because they could and finally had >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an excuse. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Makes sense. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Military sense, maybe. Which is not common... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Like military intelligence... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A bunch of oxymorons... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *speechless* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Better than posting classified documents on a discord >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> group... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have no said documents. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, if you ever get some, you probably shouldn't post >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> them on a discord group. Just saying... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's also important not to brag about having the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> documents. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's prudent. Not many will believe some dufus bragging on >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the internet without proof, though... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> And yet the Flat Earth Society exists. >>>>>>>>>>>> It does indeed. But they have all the proof they need. You >>>>>>>>>>>> know 'The Bibble says...'. Also it's a known fact that >>>>>>>>>>>> Australia doesn't exist and all the "Australians" are paid >>>>>>>>>>>> actors. As well as all the airline pilots. And every >>>>>>>>>>>> scientist ever... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> They'll be laughing when we all sail over the edge of the >>>>>>>>>>> world. >>>>>>>>>> Only to be mightily startled (and possibly embarrassed) when >>>>>>>>>> we suddenly show up _behind_them_. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I wonder how someone's brain gets to the point where they >>>>>>>>>>> ignore all empirical evidence. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> F*ceb*ok... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Those people existed way before social media. Facebook merely >>>>>>>>> provides an platform on which they can congregate and reach out >>>>>>>>> to others. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> And thereby multiply their number beyond all reason. >>>>>>>> Also once they start rejecting science and common sense in one >>>>>>>> area, due to conflict with their firmly held (and wrong) >>>>>>>> beliefs, the slippery slope is already well greased to dismiss >>>>>>>> all science. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> We should start our own cult. >>>>>> >>>>>> It's better to start a religion - for tax purposes. >>>>>> >>>>> Ok. >>>> >>>> I read/heard somewhere that one needs three adherents to register a >>>> religion in US, for tax purposes. I'm pretty sure it's an >>>> administative decision by the Ministry of Churches here to get a >>>> religion recognised. So: can we incorporate in Canada? >>>> >>> Why not your country? >> Because the nitpicking pencilpushers in the Ministry of Churches are >> very likely to actually check whether it's a genuine religion that a >> sufficient number of people adhere to. >> > Maybe that happens here too. > I guess we'll have to be a poetry appreciation group until we get enough > members. Fine. But then we will need a plan to transition from limericks to liturgy once we have enough people. Poetry clubs aren't tax-exempt. -- BeH - Spring is here... <boing-boing> look at it go!