Re: Crossed the threshhold
BeH <[email protected]>
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
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On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? I remember it well.] >>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my thought brackets? Get out!] >> [I got into your head, did I? I got scared about the openendedness of >> the thing.] > [Wow! Harsh...] [The openendedneess of unclosed brackets, not your head. Your head can't scare me] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm guessing you won't map the cables until something bad >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> happens and you are forced to. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You might be right. Actually something did happen. Some >>>>>>>>>>>>>> years ago a lightening strike (possibly in a junction box) >>>>>>>>>>>>>> fried my modem, computer and all connected peripherals, as >>>>>>>>>>>>>> well as seemingly essential parts of my oil furnace, as >>>>>>>>>>>>>> well as the attic-born cable I used at the time to connect >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the modem to the office. I'm now using a different >>>>>>>>>>>>>> connection to concentrate all my internet needs to the >>>>>>>>>>>>>> proximity of my (only) TV. Yet still I have no map of >>>>>>>>>>>>>> available cable connections or their purpose. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I sit corrected. Not even a castrophe would prompt you to >>>>>>>>>>>>> map the wires. >>>>>>>>>>>> I have no cats. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You should get one! >>>>>>>>>> I have the neighbours cats around all the time... >>>>>>>>> Ooooo! Free cats! >>>>>>>> Exactly. And they totally ignores me and are eminently >>>>>>>> unresponsive to any "pspspsps" - just as if they were my own. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> You have to get down on all fours and supplicate yourself. >>>>>> >>>>>> Not gonna happen. If they want something they can come and ask >>>>>> nicely. >>>>> And you speak cat? >>>> It's gonna be either 'Feed me' or 'pet me'. For the rest there's no >>>> mistaking that for asking nicely... >>>> >>> They have a cute little 'prrrrrr!' which I think means 'Hey there!' >> Must be foreign thing. These cats just stop dead and stares at me. > > Maybe it's because you stop dead and stare at them. Sometimes I also say hello or something. They hardly ever answer. Excepts the neighbour's old cat, who usually comes over when there is a visiting dog at home. She has quite a lot to say on those occasions. >>>>>>>>>>> (Also, I spelt 'catastrophe' wrong. So no cat for you!) >>>>>>>>>> I thought you meant a song performed by or to a cat. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Caterwauling maybe? >>>>>>>> Catcalling more likely... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> *whistles* >>>>>> >>>>>> That's sexist. And assault of some kind... >>>>> >>>>> So? >>>> I'm just saying. You don't want to risk get cancelled... >>> >>> Why not? >>> Then I can hide indoors for a few months until the next big thing >>> happens. >> You don't want to spend all summer long inside. You will want to be >> outside in the sun and smoke from distant forest fires. > > It was only for 2 days. And it wasn't sunny. More like a bizarre yellow > haze. Stephen King would love it. It was enough for the alerts in US cities to reach the news over here... >>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have other things to do with no job, no >>>>>>>>>>>>> raking and no weeding the garden. >>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important things to do... Watching/reading >>>>>>>>>>>> the news; keeping up with my stories on the telly; playing >>>>>>>>>>>> games on the computer; baking more bread; sitting outside >>>>>>>>>>>> enjoying the weather and coffee; going to the shops to buy >>>>>>>>>>>> various necessities (rolling paper) to name but a few... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things to do *after* you've spent >>>>>>>>>>> sometime doing yardwork. >>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do _instead_ of doing yard work. >>>>>>>>>> Especially when the sun is shining. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You could always start early and then lounge. >>>>>>>>> It's 30C here all week, you would burn in about 30 seconds. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny here, with UV warnings on every >>>>>>>> weather report. Is good. I should probably take the bike out and >>>>>>>> get some semblance of shape going... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>> What shape are you striving for? >>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>> >>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning of a nice salad (or smoothie). >>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) resemble those things. Texture >>>> and nutritional content with be completely unlike either. Also I'm >>>> too big for the blender. >>>> >>> I'll sit here and wait for you to change from a pear to a cucumber. >> It could take a while since the only muscle that get generous use atm >> is the diaphragm. >> > > I coughed so much when I had covid that I pulled all the muscles over my > ribcage. The boob muscles you mean? (Pectorals?) -- BeH - Spring is here... <boing-boing> look at it go!