Re: Spiderman movies
BeH <[email protected]>
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On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 26.05.2023 17.44, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 24.05.2023 13.06, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 21.05.2023 14.11, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 18.05.2023 14.00, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 17.05.2023 13.05, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 13.05.2023 13.13, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.05.2023 14.49, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 07.05.2023 15.46, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [insects everywhere, and then:] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My conclusion: having lots of smoke >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> around keeps the mosquitos at bay. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> True enough. Smoking helps too... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hmmm... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Would I rather have a mosquito bite or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> emphysema? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, it's up to you of course, but >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> emphysema takes years to develop. Cancer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> even longer... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll stick with the mosquito bite. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or you can use one of those bug-repelling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sprays, and hope the chemical industry >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knows what they are doing... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *cough* *cough* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Take no notice of the carcinogens in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spray can, as we say in the bizz... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe I'll just wear some of these non-toxic >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smiley face mosquito repellant stickers I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bought for the grandkids. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> most likely the wiser choice. At least the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mosquitoes are unlikely to penetrate the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stickers... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They're supposed to smell the citronella and go >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> away. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have the mosquitoes been informed of this? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably not. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Would you mind drafting a memo? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My language skills sadly don't extend to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mosquitoese. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll add it to your 'to do' list. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You aren't authorised to add to my litses... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This pen says I am. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your pen is lying to you... A pretty serious defect in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a talking pen. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need to learn to share. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm an exceellent sharer, normally. Some things are >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sacrosanct. Litses for instance... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nah. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could forget to add something that someone else >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> remembers. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very unlikely - also if it is so forgettable I doubt it >>>>>>>>>>>>>> qualifies to go on any of my litses... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Old people forget stuff all the time. >>>>>>>>>>>> That's exactly why I have litses for important things. If >>>>>>>>>>>> it's not on the lits it's not so important that it cannot be >>>>>>>>>>>> allowed to be forgotten. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Fine! >>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to write on your lits and not tell you. >>>>>>>>>> I'll realise the handwriting is different. >>>>>>>>> I'll practice until I get it perfect. >>>>>>>> If it's perfect it is definitely not my handwriting... >>>>>>> It will be a perfect match to your imperfect handwriting. >>>>>> The subject matter will likely be such that I will recognise it as >>>>>> a fake right away. Something that doesn't belong on a lits. >>>>>> >>>>> Like 'Rub Merlyne's feet'? >>>> Quite. Something like that has no business being on a shopping lits. >>> Oh I see... >>> >>> I need to write 'Massage oil' then. >> That might work - were I to frequent shops that carried such exotic >> items. Mostly oil just means olive... >> > Avocado oil is good too. What kind of fancy-smancy shops do you think we have down here? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [...] >>>>>>>> [Upsie. My scrollong finger slipped] >>>>>>> [You clearly need more practice] >>>>>> [I don't read very many manuals any more.] >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They blew up the world because some guy wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> equations on a cocktail napkin? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> IIRC they blew up the aliens. Not because of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the equations - because they could and finally >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had an excuse. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Makes sense. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Military sense, maybe. Which is not common... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Like military intelligence... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A bunch of oxymorons... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *speechless* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Better than posting classified documents on a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> discord group... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have no said documents. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, if you ever get some, you probably shouldn't >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post them on a discord group. Just saying... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's also important not to brag about having the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> documents. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's prudent. Not many will believe some dufus bragging >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on the internet without proof, though... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And yet the Flat Earth Society exists. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does indeed. But they have all the proof they need. You >>>>>>>>>>>>>> know 'The Bibble says...'. Also it's a known fact that >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Australia doesn't exist and all the "Australians" are paid >>>>>>>>>>>>>> actors. As well as all the airline pilots. And every >>>>>>>>>>>>>> scientist ever... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> They'll be laughing when we all sail over the edge of the >>>>>>>>>>>>> world. >>>>>>>>>>>> Only to be mightily startled (and possibly embarrassed) when >>>>>>>>>>>> we suddenly show up _behind_them_. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I wonder how someone's brain gets to the point where they >>>>>>>>>>>>> ignore all empirical evidence. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> F*ceb*ok... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Those people existed way before social media. Facebook merely >>>>>>>>>>> provides an platform on which they can congregate and reach >>>>>>>>>>> out to others. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> And thereby multiply their number beyond all reason. >>>>>>>>>> Also once they start rejecting science and common sense in one >>>>>>>>>> area, due to conflict with their firmly held (and wrong) >>>>>>>>>> beliefs, the slippery slope is already well greased to dismiss >>>>>>>>>> all science. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> We should start our own cult. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> It's better to start a religion - for tax purposes. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Ok. >>>>>> >>>>>> I read/heard somewhere that one needs three adherents to register >>>>>> a religion in US, for tax purposes. I'm pretty sure it's an >>>>>> administative decision by the Ministry of Churches here to get a >>>>>> religion recognised. So: can we incorporate in Canada? >>>>>> >>>>> Why not your country? >>>> Because the nitpicking pencilpushers in the Ministry of Churches are >>>> very likely to actually check whether it's a genuine religion that a >>>> sufficient number of people adhere to. >>>> >>> Maybe that happens here too. >>> I guess we'll have to be a poetry appreciation group until we get >>> enough members. >> Fine. But then we will need a plan to transition from limericks to >> liturgy once we have enough people. Poetry clubs aren't tax-exempt. >> > > Poetry clubs have no income, so that is fine. Exactly why it has to transition. I'm not doing this thing for the *literary* value... -- BeH - Spring is here... <boing-boing> look at it go!