Re: Crossed the threshhold
Merlyne <[email protected]>
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? I remember it well.] >>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my thought brackets? Get out!] >>> [I got into your head, did I? I got scared about the openendedness >>> of the thing.] >> [Wow! Harsh...] > [The openendedneess of unclosed brackets, not your head. Your head > can't scare me] > [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do that a lot] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm guessing you won't map the cables until something >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bad happens and you are forced to. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You might be right. Actually something did happen. Some >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years ago a lightening strike (possibly in a junction >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> box) fried my modem, computer and all connected >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> peripherals, as well as seemingly essential parts of my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> oil furnace, as well as the attic-born cable I used at >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the time to connect the modem to the office. I'm now >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> using a different connection to concentrate all my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> internet needs to the proximity of my (only) TV. Yet >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still I have no map of available cable connections or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their purpose. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I sit corrected. Not even a castrophe would prompt you to >>>>>>>>>>>>>> map the wires. >>>>>>>>>>>>> I have no cats. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> You should get one! >>>>>>>>>>> I have the neighbours cats around all the time... >>>>>>>>>> Ooooo! Free cats! >>>>>>>>> Exactly. And they totally ignores me and are eminently >>>>>>>>> unresponsive to any "pspspsps" - just as if they were my own. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You have to get down on all fours and supplicate yourself. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Not gonna happen. If they want something they can come and ask >>>>>>> nicely. >>>>>> And you speak cat? >>>>> It's gonna be either 'Feed me' or 'pet me'. For the rest there's >>>>> no mistaking that for asking nicely... >>>>> >>>> They have a cute little 'prrrrrr!' which I think means 'Hey there!' >>> Must be foreign thing. These cats just stop dead and stares at me. >> >> Maybe it's because you stop dead and stare at them. > Sometimes I also say hello or something. They hardly ever answer. > Excepts the neighbour's old cat, who usually comes over when there is > a visiting dog at home. She has quite a lot to say on those occasions. > But you don't speak cat, so you guess it's about the dog. >>>>>>>>>>>> (Also, I spelt 'catastrophe' wrong. So no cat for you!) >>>>>>>>>>> I thought you meant a song performed by or to a cat. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Caterwauling maybe? >>>>>>>>> Catcalling more likely... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> *whistles* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> That's sexist. And assault of some kind... >>>>>> >>>>>> So? >>>>> I'm just saying. You don't want to risk get cancelled... >>>> >>>> Why not? >>>> Then I can hide indoors for a few months until the next big thing >>>> happens. >>> You don't want to spend all summer long inside. You will want to be >>> outside in the sun and smoke from distant forest fires. >> >> It was only for 2 days. And it wasn't sunny. More like a bizarre >> yellow haze. Stephen King would love it. > It was enough for the alerts in US cities to reach the news over > here... > It's always all about them. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have other things to do with no job, no >>>>>>>>>>>>>> raking and no weeding the garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important things to do... >>>>>>>>>>>>> Watching/reading the news; keeping up with my stories on >>>>>>>>>>>>> the telly; playing games on the computer; baking more >>>>>>>>>>>>> bread; sitting outside enjoying the weather and coffee; >>>>>>>>>>>>> going to the shops to buy various necessities (rolling >>>>>>>>>>>>> paper) to name but a few... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things to do *after* you've spent >>>>>>>>>>>> sometime doing yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do _instead_ of doing yard work. >>>>>>>>>>> Especially when the sun is shining. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You could always start early and then lounge. >>>>>>>>>> It's 30C here all week, you would burn in about 30 seconds. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny here, with UV warnings on every >>>>>>>>> weather report. Is good. I should probably take the bike out >>>>>>>>> and get some semblance of shape going... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>> What shape are you striving for? >>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>> >>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning of a nice salad (or smoothie). >>>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) resemble those things. Texture >>>>> and nutritional content with be completely unlike either. Also I'm >>>>> too big for the blender. >>>>> >>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to change from a pear to a cucumber. >>> It could take a while since the only muscle that get generous use >>> atm is the diaphragm. >>> >> >> I coughed so much when I had covid that I pulled all the muscles over >> my ribcage. > The boob muscles you mean? (Pectorals?) > Ugh! Not that high up. More like the obliques.