Re: Spiderman movies
BeH <[email protected]>
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On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: [Low cost snipping provided] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Most accountants that I met personally are bald or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> balding. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of the predictable consequences of convoluted tax >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> legislation, possibly... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Possibly. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good thing I didn't become an accountant, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could save you a fair bit on hair dye and hair salon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> visits, though... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The savings would be invested in bad hair pieces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> If my understanding of the pricing of hair-products and >>>>>>>>>>>>>> -services is correct you will easily be able to afford a >>>>>>>>>>>>>> selection of _good_ hair-pieces. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I have no idea how much hair-pieces cost, so I cannot >>>>>>>>>>>>> comment on their relative value compared with salon >>>>>>>>>>>>> services. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Surprisingly affordable... https://www.urhair.co.uk/ >>>>>>>>>>>> If it lasts more that a few salon visit intervals it's >>>>>>>>>>>> probably cost effective. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> The one that looks like my actual hair is $100 US. >>>>>>>>>> Okay, but what is that in hair salon visits - I don't know the >>>>>>>>>> exchange rate. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Right now, I pay $42 plus tax for a shampoo, cut and blow out. >>>>>>>>> I think I used to pay $65 to get my roots touched up and $110 >>>>>>>>> for highlights and lowlights. >>>>>>>> You could get a whole luxury wig for that. Highlighted and all. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I'll keep that in mind. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Now I buy a tube of purple goo for $12 it lasts probably 6 >>>>>>>>> months. >>>>>>>> This on the other hand is more Wallmart territory I guess. You >>>>>>>> can probably get a green one cheap after St. Patrick's Day. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> There are people with green hair now. >>>>>> Buy why, he asks uncomprehendingly... >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Why not? >>>> Seems like a lot of effort compared to buying a nylon thing at >>>> Wallmart. >>> >>> The benefit of dying your own hair is that it doesn't end up in the >>> next county during a wind storm. >> Neither will a wig if you tie it down - or stay inside during the >> storm... >> > Sometimes storms just happen. > What do you tie a wig down with? For a long hair wig you can just tie it together under the chin. Or wear a scarf. I understand those are very popular... >>>>>>> I think the colours go on the >>>>>>> discount rack when they are being discontinued. >>>>>> That must be frustrating (the discontinuing) if you have finally >>>>>> found the perfect shade of medium blue flourescent highlight to go >>>>>> with your sunflower yellow base colour. (or something - I don't >>>>>> know hair colour fashion either) >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> I guess. They would have to pick out something else in that case. >>>> But that is not going to be the exact same - the whole look will be >>>> off. >>>> >>> Or you try something new and like it. >> But that will mean having to buy a whole new set of accessories to go >> with the new hair colour scheme... >> > Or not. No one cares if you don't match. Says she who has matching shoes for all her evening wear... >>>>>>>>>>>> Or you can get one of those nylon jobs they sell for all >>>>>>>>>>>> hallows eve. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I could probably get a whole bunch of different ones at >>>>>>>>>>> WalMart for $100. >>>>>>>>>> I don't doubt it, but would they go with your $800 handbag is >>>>>>>>>> the question? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> That doesn't matter. People wear mismatched stuff all the time. >>>>>>>> Yebbut won't people assume your handbag is a cheap knock-off if >>>>>>>> you use it with a nylon wig. And then what's the point. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> that's ok. If they think it's a knock-off then they won't steal >>>>>>> it. >>>>>> But also they will think your handbag is a cheap knock-off. I can >>>>>> only imagine the chatter in the country club bar... >>>>>> >>>>> *gasp* >>>>> >>>>> It makes me feel like someone's taken an interest. >>>> There are different kinds of interest. I'm concerned this kind will >>>> damage your social standing. You might even be invited to fewer >>>> cocktail parties... >>>> >>> *checks diary* >>> I get invited to precisely 0 now. >>> Is it even possible to get invited to -1 parties? >> I suppose technically it is possible to send out 'do not attend' >> notices to those who are uniquely unwelcome. I don't think that >> happens much in cocktail party circles... >> > You know more about it than I do. Not really. I don't even like cocktails much... -- BeH - Spring is here... <boing-boing> look at it go!