Re: Crossed the threshhold
Merlyne <[email protected]>
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? I remember it well.] >>>>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my thought brackets? Get out!] >>>>> [I got into your head, did I? I got scared about the openendedness >>>>> of the thing.] >>>> [Wow! Harsh...] >>> [The openendedneess of unclosed brackets, not your head. Your head >>> can't scare me] >>> >> [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do that a lot] > [Please be more careful. It is quite frightening. Also the letters may > fall out.] [There's usually an error in the log] >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm guessing you won't map the cables until something >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bad happens and you are forced to. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You might be right. Actually something did happen. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Some years ago a lightening strike (possibly in a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> junction box) fried my modem, computer and all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> connected peripherals, as well as seemingly essential >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parts of my oil furnace, as well as the attic-born >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cable I used at the time to connect the modem to the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> office. I'm now using a different connection to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> concentrate all my internet needs to the proximity of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my (only) TV. Yet still I have no map of available >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cable connections or their purpose. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I sit corrected. Not even a castrophe would prompt you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to map the wires. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have no cats. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should get one! >>>>>>>>>>>>> I have the neighbours cats around all the time... >>>>>>>>>>>> Ooooo! Free cats! >>>>>>>>>>> Exactly. And they totally ignores me and are eminently >>>>>>>>>>> unresponsive to any "pspspsps" - just as if they were my >>>>>>>>>>> own. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You have to get down on all fours and supplicate yourself. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Not gonna happen. If they want something they can come and ask >>>>>>>>> nicely. >>>>>>>> And you speak cat? >>>>>>> It's gonna be either 'Feed me' or 'pet me'. For the rest there's >>>>>>> no mistaking that for asking nicely... >>>>>>> >>>>>> They have a cute little 'prrrrrr!' which I think means 'Hey >>>>>> there!' >>>>> Must be foreign thing. These cats just stop dead and stares at me. >>>> >>>> Maybe it's because you stop dead and stare at them. >>> Sometimes I also say hello or something. They hardly ever answer. >>> Excepts the neighbour's old cat, who usually comes over when there >>> is a visiting dog at home. She has quite a lot to say on those >>> occasions. >>> >> But you don't speak cat, so you guess it's about the dog. > It's the only situation in which she communicated to that level. I > think it's a reasonable inference... > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Also, I spelt 'catastrophe' wrong. So no cat for you!) >>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you meant a song performed by or to a cat. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Caterwauling maybe? >>>>>>>>>>> Catcalling more likely... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> *whistles* >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> That's sexist. And assault of some kind... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> So? >>>>>>> I'm just saying. You don't want to risk get cancelled... >>>>>> >>>>>> Why not? >>>>>> Then I can hide indoors for a few months until the next big thing >>>>>> happens. >>>>> You don't want to spend all summer long inside. You will want to >>>>> be outside in the sun and smoke from distant forest fires. >>>> >>>> It was only for 2 days. And it wasn't sunny. More like a bizarre >>>> yellow haze. Stephen King would love it. >>> It was enough for the alerts in US cities to reach the news over >>> here... >>> >> It's always all about them. > This one time where it isn't their fault... It will be 'gender reveal > forest fire' season again soon enough. > What a bunch of maroons! It's a little bit smoky today again. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have other things to do with no job, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no raking and no weeding the garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important things to do... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watching/reading the news; keeping up with my stories on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the telly; playing games on the computer; baking more >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bread; sitting outside enjoying the weather and coffee; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going to the shops to buy various necessities (rolling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paper) to name but a few... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things to do *after* you've spent >>>>>>>>>>>>>> sometime doing yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do _instead_ of doing yard work. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially when the sun is shining. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> You could always start early and then lounge. >>>>>>>>>>>> It's 30C here all week, you would burn in about 30 seconds. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny here, with UV warnings on every >>>>>>>>>>> weather report. Is good. I should probably take the bike out >>>>>>>>>>> and get some semblance of shape going... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>>>> What shape are you striving for? >>>>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning of a nice salad (or smoothie). >>>>>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) resemble those things. >>>>>>> Texture and nutritional content with be completely unlike >>>>>>> either. Also I'm too big for the blender. >>>>>>> >>>>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to change from a pear to a >>>>>> cucumber. >>>>> It could take a while since the only muscle that get generous use >>>>> atm is the diaphragm. >>>>> >>>> >>>> I coughed so much when I had covid that I pulled all the muscles >>>> over my ribcage. >>> The boob muscles you mean? (Pectorals?) >>> >> Ugh! >> >> Not that high up. More like the obliques. > I don't think I have any of those... > Is this about punctuation?