Re: Crossed the threshhold
Merlyne <[email protected]>
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 19.06.2023 14.40, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 16.06.2023 17.54, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>>>>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>>>>>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>>>>>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? I remember it well.] >>>>>>>>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my thought brackets? Get out!] >>>>>>>>> [I got into your head, did I? I got scared about the >>>>>>>>> openendedness of the thing.] >>>>>>>> [Wow! Harsh...] >>>>>>> [The openendedneess of unclosed brackets, not your head. Your >>>>>>> head can't scare me] >>>>>>> >>>>>> [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do that a lot] >>>>> [Please be more careful. It is quite frightening. Also the letters >>>>> may fall out.] >>>> [There's usually an error in the log] >>> [Sometimes the parsing just keep skipping 'till eoi or the buffer >>> runs full] >>> >> [That never happens with SAS or SQL] > [It happens in environments where unsupported garbage is to be > expected {HTML} ] [I only program for data manipulation purposes] >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm guessing you won't map the cables until >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something bad happens and you are forced to. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You might be right. Actually something did happen. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Some years ago a lightening strike (possibly in a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> junction box) fried my modem, computer and all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> connected peripherals, as well as seemingly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> essential parts of my oil furnace, as well as the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> attic-born cable I used at the time to connect the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> modem to the office. I'm now using a different >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> connection to concentrate all my internet needs to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the proximity of my (only) TV. Yet still I have no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> map of available cable connections or their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> purpose. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I sit corrected. Not even a castrophe would prompt >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you to map the wires. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have no cats. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should get one! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have the neighbours cats around all the time... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooooo! Free cats! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Exactly. And they totally ignores me and are eminently >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unresponsive to any "pspspsps" - just as if they were my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> own. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have to get down on all fours and supplicate >>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Not gonna happen. If they want something they can come and >>>>>>>>>>>>> ask nicely. >>>>>>>>>>>> And you speak cat? >>>>>>>>>>> It's gonna be either 'Feed me' or 'pet me'. For the rest >>>>>>>>>>> there's no mistaking that for asking nicely... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> They have a cute little 'prrrrrr!' which I think means 'Hey >>>>>>>>>> there!' >>>>>>>>> Must be foreign thing. These cats just stop dead and stares at >>>>>>>>> me. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Maybe it's because you stop dead and stare at them. >>>>>>> Sometimes I also say hello or something. They hardly ever >>>>>>> answer. Excepts the neighbour's old cat, who usually comes over >>>>>>> when there is a visiting dog at home. She has quite a lot to say >>>>>>> on those occasions. >>>>>>> >>>>>> But you don't speak cat, so you guess it's about the dog. >>>>> It's the only situation in which she communicated to that level. I >>>>> think it's a reasonable inference... >>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Also, I spelt 'catastrophe' wrong. So no cat for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you!) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you meant a song performed by or to a cat. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Caterwauling maybe? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Catcalling more likely... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> *whistles* >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> That's sexist. And assault of some kind... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> So? >>>>>>>>>>> I'm just saying. You don't want to risk get cancelled... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Why not? >>>>>>>>>> Then I can hide indoors for a few months until the next big >>>>>>>>>> thing happens. >>>>>>>>> You don't want to spend all summer long inside. You will want >>>>>>>>> to be outside in the sun and smoke from distant forest fires. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> It was only for 2 days. And it wasn't sunny. More like a >>>>>>>> bizarre yellow haze. Stephen King would love it. >>>>>>> It was enough for the alerts in US cities to reach the news over >>>>>>> here... >>>>>>> >>>>>> It's always all about them. >>>>> This one time where it isn't their fault... It will be 'gender >>>>> reveal forest fire' season again soon enough. >>>>> >>>> What a bunch of maroons! >>> Maroon 5? >>> >> Okay. 5 makes a plural. > "Maroon 5" is a proper noun. They do music... > Yes. I have heard of them although I cannot name 1 song of theirs. >>>> It's a little bit smoky today again. >>> We've had rain the last two nights. Not a lot but enough to freshing >>> up the air and make the flowers stand up straight. >>> >> >> You can always water them yourself. > The rain notwithstanding there is supposedly a drought on. Also they > will manage. {Don't mention the 1000L container of rainwater out > back.} > Mum's the word. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have other things to do with no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> job, no raking and no weeding the garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important things to do... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watching/reading the news; keeping up with my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stories on the telly; playing games on the computer; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> baking more bread; sitting outside enjoying the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weather and coffee; going to the shops to buy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> various necessities (rolling paper) to name but a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> few... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things to do *after* you've >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spent sometime doing yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do _instead_ of doing yard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> work. Especially when the sun is shining. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could always start early and then lounge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's 30C here all week, you would burn in about 30 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seconds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny here, with UV warnings on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every weather report. Is good. I should probably take >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the bike out and get some semblance of shape going... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>>>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you striving for? >>>>>>>>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning of a nice salad (or >>>>>>>>>>>> smoothie). >>>>>>>>>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) resemble those things. >>>>>>>>>>> Texture and nutritional content with be completely unlike >>>>>>>>>>> either. Also I'm too big for the blender. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to change from a pear to a >>>>>>>>>> cucumber. >>>>>>>>> It could take a while since the only muscle that get generous >>>>>>>>> use atm is the diaphragm. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I coughed so much when I had covid that I pulled all the >>>>>>>> muscles over my ribcage. >>>>>>> The boob muscles you mean? (Pectorals?) >>>>>>> >>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>> >>>>>> Not that high up. More like the obliques. >>>>> I don't think I have any of those... >>>>> >>>> Is this about punctuation? >>> Obliques are more a Mediterranean thing. Ancient Egypt and Greece >>> and Rome and such... We mostly just have burial mounts with big >>> stones on top. Simple people - even back then. >>> >> >> Obelisk? > Oh, right. Must have read that wrong... > Or were you trying to do some word play that turned out badly?