Re: Crossed the threshhold
BeH <[email protected]>
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On 23.06.2023 18.06, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 19.06.2023 14.40, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 16.06.2023 17.54, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>>>>>>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? I remember it well.] >>>>>>>>>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my thought brackets? Get out!] >>>>>>>>>> [I got into your head, did I? I got scared about the >>>>>>>>>> openendedness of the thing.] >>>>>>>>> [Wow! Harsh...] >>>>>>>> [The openendedneess of unclosed brackets, not your head. Your >>>>>>>> head can't scare me] >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do that a lot] >>>>>> [Please be more careful. It is quite frightening. Also the letters >>>>>> may fall out.] >>>>> [There's usually an error in the log] >>>> [Sometimes the parsing just keep skipping 'till eoi or the buffer >>>> runs full] >>>> >>> [That never happens with SAS or SQL] >> [It happens in environments where unsupported garbage is to be >> expected {HTML} ] > [I only program for data manipulation purposes] [HTML is better suited for people manipulation] >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm guessing you won't map the cables until >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something bad happens and you are forced to. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You might be right. Actually something did happen. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Some years ago a lightening strike (possibly in a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> junction box) fried my modem, computer and all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> connected peripherals, as well as seemingly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> essential parts of my oil furnace, as well as the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> attic-born cable I used at the time to connect the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> modem to the office. I'm now using a different >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> connection to concentrate all my internet needs to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the proximity of my (only) TV. Yet still I have no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> map of available cable connections or their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> purpose. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I sit corrected. Not even a castrophe would prompt >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you to map the wires. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have no cats. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should get one! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have the neighbours cats around all the time... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooooo! Free cats! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Exactly. And they totally ignores me and are eminently >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unresponsive to any "pspspsps" - just as if they were my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> own. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have to get down on all fours and supplicate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not gonna happen. If they want something they can come and >>>>>>>>>>>>>> ask nicely. >>>>>>>>>>>>> And you speak cat? >>>>>>>>>>>> It's gonna be either 'Feed me' or 'pet me'. For the rest >>>>>>>>>>>> there's no mistaking that for asking nicely... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> They have a cute little 'prrrrrr!' which I think means 'Hey >>>>>>>>>>> there!' >>>>>>>>>> Must be foreign thing. These cats just stop dead and stares at >>>>>>>>>> me. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Maybe it's because you stop dead and stare at them. >>>>>>>> Sometimes I also say hello or something. They hardly ever >>>>>>>> answer. Excepts the neighbour's old cat, who usually comes over >>>>>>>> when there is a visiting dog at home. She has quite a lot to say >>>>>>>> on those occasions. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> But you don't speak cat, so you guess it's about the dog. >>>>>> It's the only situation in which she communicated to that level. I >>>>>> think it's a reasonable inference... >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Also, I spelt 'catastrophe' wrong. So no cat for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you!) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you meant a song performed by or to a cat. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Caterwauling maybe? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Catcalling more likely... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *whistles* >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's sexist. And assault of some kind... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So? >>>>>>>>>>>> I'm just saying. You don't want to risk get cancelled... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Why not? >>>>>>>>>>> Then I can hide indoors for a few months until the next big >>>>>>>>>>> thing happens. >>>>>>>>>> You don't want to spend all summer long inside. You will want >>>>>>>>>> to be outside in the sun and smoke from distant forest fires. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> It was only for 2 days. And it wasn't sunny. More like a >>>>>>>>> bizarre yellow haze. Stephen King would love it. >>>>>>>> It was enough for the alerts in US cities to reach the news over >>>>>>>> here... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> It's always all about them. >>>>>> This one time where it isn't their fault... It will be 'gender >>>>>> reveal forest fire' season again soon enough. >>>>>> >>>>> What a bunch of maroons! >>>> Maroon 5? >>>> >>> Okay. 5 makes a plural. >> "Maroon 5" is a proper noun. They do music... >> > Yes. I have heard of them although I cannot name 1 song of theirs. > >>>>> It's a little bit smoky today again. >>>> We've had rain the last two nights. Not a lot but enough to freshing >>>> up the air and make the flowers stand up straight. >>>> >>> >>> You can always water them yourself. >> The rain notwithstanding there is supposedly a drought on. Also they >> will manage. {Don't mention the 1000L container of rainwater out >> back.} >> > Mum's the word. Oh. Did I think that out loud... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have other things to do with no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> job, no raking and no weeding the garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important things to do... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watching/reading the news; keeping up with my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stories on the telly; playing games on the computer; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> baking more bread; sitting outside enjoying the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weather and coffee; going to the shops to buy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> various necessities (rolling paper) to name but a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> few... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things to do *after* you've >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spent sometime doing yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do _instead_ of doing yard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> work. Especially when the sun is shining. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could always start early and then lounge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's 30C here all week, you would burn in about 30 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seconds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny here, with UV warnings on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every weather report. Is good. I should probably take >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the bike out and get some semblance of shape going... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you striving for? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning of a nice salad (or >>>>>>>>>>>>> smoothie). >>>>>>>>>>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) resemble those things. >>>>>>>>>>>> Texture and nutritional content with be completely unlike >>>>>>>>>>>> either. Also I'm too big for the blender. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to change from a pear to a >>>>>>>>>>> cucumber. >>>>>>>>>> It could take a while since the only muscle that get generous >>>>>>>>>> use atm is the diaphragm. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I coughed so much when I had covid that I pulled all the >>>>>>>>> muscles over my ribcage. >>>>>>>> The boob muscles you mean? (Pectorals?) >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Not that high up. More like the obliques. >>>>>> I don't think I have any of those... >>>>>> >>>>> Is this about punctuation? >>>> Obliques are more a Mediterranean thing. Ancient Egypt and Greece >>>> and Rome and such... We mostly just have burial mounts with big >>>> stones on top. Simple people - even back then. >>>> >>> >>> Obelisk? >> Oh, right. Must have read that wrong... >> > Or were you trying to do some word play that turned out badly? Moi? Word play? ... never. -- BeH - Spring is here... <boing-boing> look at it go!