Re: Crossed the threshhold
BeH <[email protected]>
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
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On 28.06.2023 13.31, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > >> On 23.06.2023 18.06, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 19.06.2023 14.40, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 16.06.2023 17.54, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? I remember it well.] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my thought brackets? Get >>>>>>>>>>>>> out!] >>>>>>>>>>>> [I got into your head, did I? I got scared about the >>>>>>>>>>>> openendedness of the thing.] >>>>>>>>>>> [Wow! Harsh...] >>>>>>>>>> [The openendedneess of unclosed brackets, not your head. Your >>>>>>>>>> head can't scare me] >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do that a lot] >>>>>>>> [Please be more careful. It is quite frightening. Also the >>>>>>>> letters may fall out.] >>>>>>> [There's usually an error in the log] >>>>>> [Sometimes the parsing just keep skipping 'till eoi or the buffer >>>>>> runs full] >>>>>> >>>>> [That never happens with SAS or SQL] >>>> [It happens in environments where unsupported garbage is to be >>>> expected {HTML} ] >>> [I only program for data manipulation purposes] >> [HTML is better suited for people manipulation] > [I'm not very good at that] [You probably shouldn't get into politics, then] >>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm guessing you won't map the cables until >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something bad happens and you are forced to. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You might be right. Actually something did >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> happen. Some years ago a lightening strike >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (possibly in a junction box) fried my modem, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> computer and all connected peripherals, as well >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as seemingly essential parts of my oil furnace, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as well as the attic-born cable I used at the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time to connect the modem to the office. I'm now >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> using a different connection to concentrate all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my internet needs to the proximity of my (only) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TV. Yet still I have no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> map of available cable connections or their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> purpose. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I sit corrected. Not even a castrophe would >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prompt you to map the wires. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have no cats. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should get one! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have the neighbours cats around all the time... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooooo! Free cats! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Exactly. And they totally ignores me and are eminently >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unresponsive to any "pspspsps" - just as if they were >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my own. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have to get down on all fours and supplicate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not gonna happen. If they want something they can come >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and ask nicely. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And you speak cat? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's gonna be either 'Feed me' or 'pet me'. For the rest >>>>>>>>>>>>>> there's no mistaking that for asking nicely... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> They have a cute little 'prrrrrr!' which I think means 'Hey >>>>>>>>>>>>> there!' >>>>>>>>>>>> Must be foreign thing. These cats just stop dead and stares >>>>>>>>>>>> at me. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Maybe it's because you stop dead and stare at them. >>>>>>>>>> Sometimes I also say hello or something. They hardly ever >>>>>>>>>> answer. Excepts the neighbour's old cat, who usually comes >>>>>>>>>> over when there is a visiting dog at home. She has quite a lot >>>>>>>>>> to say on those occasions. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> But you don't speak cat, so you guess it's about the dog. >>>>>>>> It's the only situation in which she communicated to that level. >>>>>>>> I think it's a reasonable inference... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Also, I spelt 'catastrophe' wrong. So no cat for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you!) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you meant a song performed by or to a cat. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Caterwauling maybe? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Catcalling more likely... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *whistles* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's sexist. And assault of some kind... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm just saying. You don't want to risk get cancelled... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Why not? >>>>>>>>>>>>> Then I can hide indoors for a few months until the next big >>>>>>>>>>>>> thing happens. >>>>>>>>>>>> You don't want to spend all summer long inside. You will >>>>>>>>>>>> want to be outside in the sun and smoke from distant forest >>>>>>>>>>>> fires. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> It was only for 2 days. And it wasn't sunny. More like a >>>>>>>>>>> bizarre yellow haze. Stephen King would love it. >>>>>>>>>> It was enough for the alerts in US cities to reach the news >>>>>>>>>> over here... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> It's always all about them. >>>>>>>> This one time where it isn't their fault... It will be 'gender >>>>>>>> reveal forest fire' season again soon enough. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> What a bunch of maroons! >>>>>> Maroon 5? >>>>>> >>>>> Okay. 5 makes a plural. >>>> "Maroon 5" is a proper noun. They do music... >>>> >>> Yes. I have heard of them although I cannot name 1 song of theirs. >>> >>>>>>> It's a little bit smoky today again. >>>>>> We've had rain the last two nights. Not a lot but enough to >>>>>> freshing up the air and make the flowers stand up straight. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> You can always water them yourself. >>>> The rain notwithstanding there is supposedly a drought on. Also they >>>> will manage. {Don't mention the 1000L container of rainwater out >>>> back.} >>>> >>> Mum's the word. >> Oh. Did I think that out loud... >> > {I guess I imagined I heard it} {phew... I'm saving the rainwater for when/if I get my water feature done} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have other things to do with no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> job, no raking and no weeding the garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important things to do... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watching/reading the news; keeping up with my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stories on the telly; playing games on the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> computer; baking more bread; sitting outside >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> enjoying the weather and coffee; going to the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shops to buy various necessities (rolling paper) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to name but a few... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things to do *after* you've >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spent sometime doing yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do _instead_ of doing yard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> work. Especially when the sun is shining. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could always start early and then lounge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's 30C here all week, you would burn in about 30 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seconds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny here, with UV warnings on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every weather report. Is good. I should probably take >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the bike out and get some semblance of shape going... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you striving for? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning of a nice salad (or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smoothie). >>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) resemble those things. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Texture and nutritional content with be completely unlike >>>>>>>>>>>>>> either. Also I'm too big for the blender. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to change from a pear to a >>>>>>>>>>>>> cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>> It could take a while since the only muscle that get >>>>>>>>>>>> generous use atm is the diaphragm. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I coughed so much when I had covid that I pulled all the >>>>>>>>>>> muscles over my ribcage. >>>>>>>>>> The boob muscles you mean? (Pectorals?) >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Not that high up. More like the obliques. >>>>>>>> I don't think I have any of those... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Is this about punctuation? >>>>>> Obliques are more a Mediterranean thing. Ancient Egypt and Greece >>>>>> and Rome and such... We mostly just have burial mounts with big >>>>>> stones on top. Simple people - even back then. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Obelisk? >>>> Oh, right. Must have read that wrong... >>>> >>> Or were you trying to do some word play that turned out badly? >> >> Moi? Word play? ... never. >> > > You need a cryptic crossword to do. I have the very easy ones from the weekly free newspaper. Good for self-confidence... -- BeH - Spring is here... <boing-boing> look at it go!