Re: Crossed the threshhold
BeH <[email protected]>
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On 02.07.2023 16.29, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 28.06.2023 13.31, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 23.06.2023 18.06, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 19.06.2023 14.40, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 16.06.2023 17.54, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? I remember it well.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my thought brackets? Get >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out!] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I got into your head, did I? I got scared about the >>>>>>>>>>>>>> openendedness of the thing.] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [Wow! Harsh...] >>>>>>>>>>>> [The openendedneess of unclosed brackets, not your head. >>>>>>>>>>>> Your head can't scare me] >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do that a lot] >>>>>>>>>> [Please be more careful. It is quite frightening. Also the >>>>>>>>>> letters may fall out.] >>>>>>>>> [There's usually an error in the log] >>>>>>>> [Sometimes the parsing just keep skipping 'till eoi or the >>>>>>>> buffer runs full] >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> [That never happens with SAS or SQL] >>>>>> [It happens in environments where unsupported garbage is to be >>>>>> expected {HTML} ] >>>>> [I only program for data manipulation purposes] >>>> [HTML is better suited for people manipulation] >>> [I'm not very good at that] >> [You probably shouldn't get into politics, then] > [Done and done] [Not even the local school board? You could run on abolishing trigonometry, since it's the work of the debbil] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm guessing you won't map the cables until >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something bad happens and you are forced to. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You might be right. Actually something did >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> happen. Some years ago a lightening strike >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (possibly in a junction box) fried my modem, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> computer and all connected peripherals, as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> well as seemingly essential parts of my oil >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> furnace, as well as the attic-born cable I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> used at the time to connect the modem to the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> office. I'm now using a different connection >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to concentrate all my internet needs to the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> proximity of my (only) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TV. Yet still I have no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> map of available cable connections or their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> purpose. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I sit corrected. Not even a castrophe would >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prompt you to map the wires. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have no cats. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should get one! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have the neighbours cats around all the time... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooooo! Free cats! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Exactly. And they totally ignores me and are >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eminently unresponsive to any "pspspsps" - just as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if they were my own. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have to get down on all fours and supplicate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not gonna happen. If they want something they can come >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and ask nicely. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And you speak cat? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's gonna be either 'Feed me' or 'pet me'. For the rest >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there's no mistaking that for asking nicely... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They have a cute little 'prrrrrr!' which I think means >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Hey there!' >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Must be foreign thing. These cats just stop dead and >>>>>>>>>>>>>> stares at me. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe it's because you stop dead and stare at them. >>>>>>>>>>>> Sometimes I also say hello or something. They hardly ever >>>>>>>>>>>> answer. Excepts the neighbour's old cat, who usually comes >>>>>>>>>>>> over when there is a visiting dog at home. She has quite a >>>>>>>>>>>> lot to say on those occasions. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> But you don't speak cat, so you guess it's about the dog. >>>>>>>>>> It's the only situation in which she communicated to that >>>>>>>>>> level. I think it's a reasonable inference... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Also, I spelt 'catastrophe' wrong. So no cat for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you!) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you meant a song performed by or to a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cat. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Caterwauling maybe? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Catcalling more likely... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *whistles* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's sexist. And assault of some kind... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm just saying. You don't want to risk get cancelled... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why not? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then I can hide indoors for a few months until the next >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> big thing happens. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't want to spend all summer long inside. You will >>>>>>>>>>>>>> want to be outside in the sun and smoke from distant >>>>>>>>>>>>>> forest fires. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> It was only for 2 days. And it wasn't sunny. More like a >>>>>>>>>>>>> bizarre yellow haze. Stephen King would love it. >>>>>>>>>>>> It was enough for the alerts in US cities to reach the news >>>>>>>>>>>> over here... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> It's always all about them. >>>>>>>>>> This one time where it isn't their fault... It will be 'gender >>>>>>>>>> reveal forest fire' season again soon enough. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> What a bunch of maroons! >>>>>>>> Maroon 5? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Okay. 5 makes a plural. >>>>>> "Maroon 5" is a proper noun. They do music... >>>>>> >>>>> Yes. I have heard of them although I cannot name 1 song of theirs. >>>>> >>>>>>>>> It's a little bit smoky today again. >>>>>>>> We've had rain the last two nights. Not a lot but enough to >>>>>>>> freshing up the air and make the flowers stand up straight. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You can always water them yourself. >>>>>> The rain notwithstanding there is supposedly a drought on. Also >>>>>> they will manage. {Don't mention the 1000L container of rainwater >>>>>> out back.} >>>>>> >>>>> Mum's the word. >>>> Oh. Did I think that out loud... >>>> >>> {I guess I imagined I heard it} >> {phew... I'm saving the rainwater for when/if I get my water feature >> done} > {I can hardly wait to see it} {Me too} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have other things to do with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no job, no raking and no weeding the garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important things to do... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watching/reading the news; keeping up with my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stories on the telly; playing games on the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> computer; baking more bread; sitting outside >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> enjoying the weather and coffee; going to the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shops to buy various necessities (rolling paper) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to name but a few... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things to do *after* you've >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spent sometime doing yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do _instead_ of doing yard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> work. Especially when the sun is shining. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could always start early and then lounge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's 30C here all week, you would burn in about 30 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seconds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny here, with UV warnings on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every weather report. Is good. I should probably >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take the bike out and get some semblance of shape >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you striving for? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning of a nice salad (or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smoothie). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) resemble those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things. Texture and nutritional content with be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> completely unlike either. Also I'm too big for the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blender. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to change from a pear to a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could take a while since the only muscle that get >>>>>>>>>>>>>> generous use atm is the diaphragm. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I coughed so much when I had covid that I pulled all the >>>>>>>>>>>>> muscles over my ribcage. >>>>>>>>>>>> The boob muscles you mean? (Pectorals?) >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Not that high up. More like the obliques. >>>>>>>>>> I don't think I have any of those... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Is this about punctuation? >>>>>>>> Obliques are more a Mediterranean thing. Ancient Egypt and >>>>>>>> Greece and Rome and such... We mostly just have burial mounts >>>>>>>> with big stones on top. Simple people - even back then. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Obelisk? >>>>>> Oh, right. Must have read that wrong... >>>>>> >>>>> Or were you trying to do some word play that turned out badly? >>>> >>>> Moi? Word play? ... never. >>>> >>> >>> You need a cryptic crossword to do. >> >> I have the very easy ones from the weekly free newspaper. Good for >> self-confidence... >> > Good for saving Merlyne's brane. I can send you some if you like. They are in Danish so extra easy... -- BeH " We are trapped by language to such a degree that every attempt to formulate insight is a play on words." - Niels Bohr