Re: Crossed the threshhold
Merlyne <[email protected]>
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 28.06.2023 13.31, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 23.06.2023 18.06, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 19.06.2023 14.40, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 16.06.2023 17.54, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? I remember it well.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my thought brackets? Get >>>>>>>>>>>>>> out!] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [I got into your head, did I? I got scared about the >>>>>>>>>>>>> openendedness of the thing.] >>>>>>>>>>>> [Wow! Harsh...] >>>>>>>>>>> [The openendedneess of unclosed brackets, not your head. >>>>>>>>>>> Your head can't scare me] >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do that a lot] >>>>>>>>> [Please be more careful. It is quite frightening. Also the >>>>>>>>> letters may fall out.] >>>>>>>> [There's usually an error in the log] >>>>>>> [Sometimes the parsing just keep skipping 'till eoi or the >>>>>>> buffer runs full] >>>>>>> >>>>>> [That never happens with SAS or SQL] >>>>> [It happens in environments where unsupported garbage is to be >>>>> expected {HTML} ] >>>> [I only program for data manipulation purposes] >>> [HTML is better suited for people manipulation] >> [I'm not very good at that] > [You probably shouldn't get into politics, then] [Done and done] >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm guessing you won't map the cables until >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something bad happens and you are forced to. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You might be right. Actually something did >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> happen. Some years ago a lightening strike >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (possibly in a junction box) fried my modem, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> computer and all connected peripherals, as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> well as seemingly essential parts of my oil >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> furnace, as well as the attic-born cable I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> used at the time to connect the modem to the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> office. I'm now using a different connection >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to concentrate all my internet needs to the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> proximity of my (only) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TV. Yet still I have no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> map of available cable connections or their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> purpose. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I sit corrected. Not even a castrophe would >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prompt you to map the wires. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have no cats. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should get one! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have the neighbours cats around all the time... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooooo! Free cats! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Exactly. And they totally ignores me and are >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eminently unresponsive to any "pspspsps" - just as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if they were my own. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have to get down on all fours and supplicate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not gonna happen. If they want something they can come >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and ask nicely. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And you speak cat? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's gonna be either 'Feed me' or 'pet me'. For the rest >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there's no mistaking that for asking nicely... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> They have a cute little 'prrrrrr!' which I think means >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Hey there!' >>>>>>>>>>>>> Must be foreign thing. These cats just stop dead and >>>>>>>>>>>>> stares at me. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe it's because you stop dead and stare at them. >>>>>>>>>>> Sometimes I also say hello or something. They hardly ever >>>>>>>>>>> answer. Excepts the neighbour's old cat, who usually comes >>>>>>>>>>> over when there is a visiting dog at home. She has quite a >>>>>>>>>>> lot to say on those occasions. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> But you don't speak cat, so you guess it's about the dog. >>>>>>>>> It's the only situation in which she communicated to that >>>>>>>>> level. I think it's a reasonable inference... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Also, I spelt 'catastrophe' wrong. So no cat for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you!) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you meant a song performed by or to a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cat. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Caterwauling maybe? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Catcalling more likely... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *whistles* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's sexist. And assault of some kind... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm just saying. You don't want to risk get cancelled... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why not? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then I can hide indoors for a few months until the next >>>>>>>>>>>>>> big thing happens. >>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't want to spend all summer long inside. You will >>>>>>>>>>>>> want to be outside in the sun and smoke from distant >>>>>>>>>>>>> forest fires. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> It was only for 2 days. And it wasn't sunny. More like a >>>>>>>>>>>> bizarre yellow haze. Stephen King would love it. >>>>>>>>>>> It was enough for the alerts in US cities to reach the news >>>>>>>>>>> over here... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> It's always all about them. >>>>>>>>> This one time where it isn't their fault... It will be 'gender >>>>>>>>> reveal forest fire' season again soon enough. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> What a bunch of maroons! >>>>>>> Maroon 5? >>>>>>> >>>>>> Okay. 5 makes a plural. >>>>> "Maroon 5" is a proper noun. They do music... >>>>> >>>> Yes. I have heard of them although I cannot name 1 song of theirs. >>>> >>>>>>>> It's a little bit smoky today again. >>>>>>> We've had rain the last two nights. Not a lot but enough to >>>>>>> freshing up the air and make the flowers stand up straight. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> You can always water them yourself. >>>>> The rain notwithstanding there is supposedly a drought on. Also >>>>> they will manage. {Don't mention the 1000L container of rainwater >>>>> out back.} >>>>> >>>> Mum's the word. >>> Oh. Did I think that out loud... >>> >> {I guess I imagined I heard it} > {phew... I'm saving the rainwater for when/if I get my water feature > done} {I can hardly wait to see it} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have other things to do with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no job, no raking and no weeding the garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important things to do... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watching/reading the news; keeping up with my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stories on the telly; playing games on the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> computer; baking more bread; sitting outside >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> enjoying the weather and coffee; going to the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shops to buy various necessities (rolling paper) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to name but a few... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things to do *after* you've >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spent sometime doing yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do _instead_ of doing yard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> work. Especially when the sun is shining. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could always start early and then lounge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's 30C here all week, you would burn in about 30 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seconds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny here, with UV warnings on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every weather report. Is good. I should probably >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take the bike out and get some semblance of shape >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you striving for? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning of a nice salad (or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smoothie). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) resemble those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things. Texture and nutritional content with be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> completely unlike either. Also I'm too big for the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blender. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to change from a pear to a >>>>>>>>>>>>>> cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>> It could take a while since the only muscle that get >>>>>>>>>>>>> generous use atm is the diaphragm. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I coughed so much when I had covid that I pulled all the >>>>>>>>>>>> muscles over my ribcage. >>>>>>>>>>> The boob muscles you mean? (Pectorals?) >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Not that high up. More like the obliques. >>>>>>>>> I don't think I have any of those... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Is this about punctuation? >>>>>>> Obliques are more a Mediterranean thing. Ancient Egypt and >>>>>>> Greece and Rome and such... We mostly just have burial mounts >>>>>>> with big stones on top. Simple people - even back then. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Obelisk? >>>>> Oh, right. Must have read that wrong... >>>>> >>>> Or were you trying to do some word play that turned out badly? >>> >>> Moi? Word play? ... never. >>> >> >> You need a cryptic crossword to do. > > I have the very easy ones from the weekly free newspaper. Good for > self-confidence... > Good for saving Merlyne's brane.