Re: Crossed the threshhold
Merlyne <[email protected]>
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 02.07.2023 16.29, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 28.06.2023 13.31, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 23.06.2023 18.06, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 19.06.2023 14.40, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 16.06.2023 17.54, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? I remember it well.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my thought brackets? Get >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out!] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I got into your head, did I? I got scared about the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> openendedness of the thing.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Wow! Harsh...] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [The openendedneess of unclosed brackets, not your head. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Your head can't scare me] >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do that a lot] >>>>>>>>>>> [Please be more careful. It is quite frightening. Also the >>>>>>>>>>> letters may fall out.] >>>>>>>>>> [There's usually an error in the log] >>>>>>>>> [Sometimes the parsing just keep skipping 'till eoi or the >>>>>>>>> buffer runs full] >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> [That never happens with SAS or SQL] >>>>>>> [It happens in environments where unsupported garbage is to be >>>>>>> expected {HTML} ] >>>>>> [I only program for data manipulation purposes] >>>>> [HTML is better suited for people manipulation] >>>> [I'm not very good at that] >>> [You probably shouldn't get into politics, then] >> [Done and done] > [Not even the local school board? You could run on abolishing > trigonometry, since it's the work of the debbil] [Yes, yes I see your point. I was never keen on trig. I feel like I would have to spend my leisure time at pointless, annoying meetings. I already have enough of those with work] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm guessing you won't map the cables until >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something bad happens and you are forced >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You might be right. Actually something did >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> happen. Some years ago a lightening strike >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (possibly in a junction box) fried my modem, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> computer and all connected peripherals, as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> well as seemingly essential parts of my oil >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> furnace, as well as the attic-born cable I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> used at the time to connect the modem to the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> office. I'm now using a different connection >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to concentrate all my internet needs to the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> proximity of my (only) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TV. Yet still I have no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> map of available cable connections or their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> purpose. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I sit corrected. Not even a castrophe would >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prompt you to map the wires. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have no cats. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should get one! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have the neighbours cats around all the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooooo! Free cats! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Exactly. And they totally ignores me and are >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eminently unresponsive to any "pspspsps" - just as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if they were my own. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have to get down on all fours and supplicate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not gonna happen. If they want something they can >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> come and ask nicely. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And you speak cat? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's gonna be either 'Feed me' or 'pet me'. For the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rest there's no mistaking that for asking nicely... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They have a cute little 'prrrrrr!' which I think means >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Hey there!' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Must be foreign thing. These cats just stop dead and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stares at me. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe it's because you stop dead and stare at them. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Sometimes I also say hello or something. They hardly ever >>>>>>>>>>>>> answer. Excepts the neighbour's old cat, who usually comes >>>>>>>>>>>>> over when there is a visiting dog at home. She has quite a >>>>>>>>>>>>> lot to say on those occasions. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> But you don't speak cat, so you guess it's about the dog. >>>>>>>>>>> It's the only situation in which she communicated to that >>>>>>>>>>> level. I think it's a reasonable inference... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Also, I spelt 'catastrophe' wrong. So no cat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for you!) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you meant a song performed by or to a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cat. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Caterwauling maybe? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Catcalling more likely... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *whistles* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's sexist. And assault of some kind... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm just saying. You don't want to risk get >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cancelled... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why not? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then I can hide indoors for a few months until the next >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> big thing happens. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't want to spend all summer long inside. You will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> want to be outside in the sun and smoke from distant >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> forest fires. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was only for 2 days. And it wasn't sunny. More like a >>>>>>>>>>>>>> bizarre yellow haze. Stephen King would love it. >>>>>>>>>>>>> It was enough for the alerts in US cities to reach the >>>>>>>>>>>>> news over here... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> It's always all about them. >>>>>>>>>>> This one time where it isn't their fault... It will be >>>>>>>>>>> 'gender reveal forest fire' season again soon enough. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> What a bunch of maroons! >>>>>>>>> Maroon 5? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Okay. 5 makes a plural. >>>>>>> "Maroon 5" is a proper noun. They do music... >>>>>>> >>>>>> Yes. I have heard of them although I cannot name 1 song of >>>>>> theirs. >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> It's a little bit smoky today again. >>>>>>>>> We've had rain the last two nights. Not a lot but enough to >>>>>>>>> freshing up the air and make the flowers stand up straight. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You can always water them yourself. >>>>>>> The rain notwithstanding there is supposedly a drought on. Also >>>>>>> they will manage. {Don't mention the 1000L container of >>>>>>> rainwater out back.} >>>>>>> >>>>>> Mum's the word. >>>>> Oh. Did I think that out loud... >>>>> >>>> {I guess I imagined I heard it} >>> {phew... I'm saving the rainwater for when/if I get my water feature >>> done} >> {I can hardly wait to see it} > {Me too} {Send me some weekly progress pictures} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have other things to do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with no job, no raking and no weeding the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important things to do... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watching/reading the news; keeping up with my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stories on the telly; playing games on the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> computer; baking more bread; sitting outside >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> enjoying the weather and coffee; going to the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shops to buy various necessities (rolling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paper) to name but a few... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things to do *after* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've spent sometime doing yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do _instead_ of doing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yard work. Especially when the sun is shining. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could always start early and then lounge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's 30C here all week, you would burn in about >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 30 seconds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny here, with UV warnings >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on every weather report. Is good. I should >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probably take the bike out and get some semblance >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of shape going... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you striving for? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning of a nice salad (or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smoothie). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) resemble those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things. Texture and nutritional content with be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> completely unlike either. Also I'm too big for the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blender. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to change from a pear to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could take a while since the only muscle that get >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> generous use atm is the diaphragm. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I coughed so much when I had covid that I pulled all the >>>>>>>>>>>>>> muscles over my ribcage. >>>>>>>>>>>>> The boob muscles you mean? (Pectorals?) >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Not that high up. More like the obliques. >>>>>>>>>>> I don't think I have any of those... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Is this about punctuation? >>>>>>>>> Obliques are more a Mediterranean thing. Ancient Egypt and >>>>>>>>> Greece and Rome and such... We mostly just have burial mounts >>>>>>>>> with big stones on top. Simple people - even back then. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Obelisk? >>>>>>> Oh, right. Must have read that wrong... >>>>>>> >>>>>> Or were you trying to do some word play that turned out badly? >>>>> >>>>> Moi? Word play? ... never. >>>>> >>>> >>>> You need a cryptic crossword to do. >>> >>> I have the very easy ones from the weekly free newspaper. Good for >>> self-confidence... >>> >> Good for saving Merlyne's brane. > > I can send you some if you like. They are in Danish so extra easy... > What would I do with a Danish brane?