Re: Crossed the threshhold
BeH <[email protected]>
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On 22.07.2023 17.21, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 18.07.2023 13.24, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 12.07.2023 13.22, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 08.07.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 05.07.2023 14.14, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 02.07.2023 16.29, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 28.06.2023 13.31, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 23.06.2023 18.06, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 19.06.2023 14.40, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 16.06.2023 17.54, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? I remember >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it well.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my thought >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brackets? Get out!] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I got into your head, did I? I got scared about >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the openendedness of the thing.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Wow! Harsh...] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The openendedneess of unclosed brackets, not your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> head. Your head can't scare me] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do that a lot] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Please be more careful. It is quite frightening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also the letters may fall out.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [There's usually an error in the log] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Sometimes the parsing just keep skipping 'till eoi or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the buffer runs full] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That never happens with SAS or SQL] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It happens in environments where unsupported garbage is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be expected {HTML} ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I only program for data manipulation purposes] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [HTML is better suited for people manipulation] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'm not very good at that] >>>>>>>>>>>> [You probably shouldn't get into politics, then] >>>>>>>>>>> [Done and done] >>>>>>>>>> [Not even the local school board? You could run on abolishing >>>>>>>>>> trigonometry, since it's the work of the debbil] >>>>>>>>> [Yes, yes I see your point. I was never keen on trig. I feel >>>>>>>>> like I would have to spend my leisure time at pointless, >>>>>>>>> annoying meetings. I already have enough of those with work] >>>>>>>> [You could use the occasion to recruit some followers to our >>>>>>>> book club/religion. I'm sure there are at least a few members of >>>>>>>> most school boards interested in kookery.] >>>>>>> [Maybe. I'll think about it] >>>>>> [Good. But not too much. We don't want any of those interlextuals >>>>>> to join. They just mess everything up with their logic and >>>>>> unreasonable reason.] >>>>> [Plus they're all granola and quilted vests] >>>> [Quite. And herbal tea, most likely] >>> [I like herbal tea.] >> [Are you one of them interlextuals, then?] > [Nope. Maybe people think that because I wear glasses] [And drink herbal tea... You should probably not do that during meetings. You might scare off the best kooks.] >>>>> >>>> [older stuff archived] >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's a little bit smoky today again. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We've had rain the last two nights. Not a lot but >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> enough to freshing up the air and make the flowers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stand up straight. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can always water them yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The rain notwithstanding there is supposedly a drought >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on. Also they will manage. {Don't mention the 1000L >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> container of rainwater out back.} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mum's the word. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh. Did I think that out loud... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> {I guess I imagined I heard it} >>>>>>>>>>>> {phew... I'm saving the rainwater for when/if I get my water >>>>>>>>>>>> feature done} >>>>>>>>>>> {I can hardly wait to see it} >>>>>>>>>> {Me too} >>>>>>>>> {Send me some weekly progress pictures} >>>>>>>> {This week nothing was done. Picture that...} >>>>>>> {I can't. I don't have a picture of the starting point for >>>>>>> reference. I can picture you doing nothing. Warning: my brane >>>>>>> adds 20 pounds} >>>>>> {That will be about right} >>>>> {You need to go out for a 5K walk every day} >>>> {That would take away from my sitting-doing-nothing time.} >>> {That's kinda the point} >> {I like sitting around doing nothing. Also I don't have time to walk >> 5km every day. I still have yardwork to do. And lawns to mow. And most >> of the implements are in the garage.} > {So it all worked out for you then} {Not exactly. Instead of just opening a side door, now i have to lift up the big gate thing. And then the neighbour's cat goes in there to sleep and I have to check everything to see it has left before I close it again when I'm done.} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have other things >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to >> do with no job, no raking and no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weeding the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important things to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do... Watching/reading the news; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keeping >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my stories on the telly; playing games >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on the computer; baking more bread; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sitting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outside enjoying the weather and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coffee; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going to the shops to buy various >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> necessities (rolling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paper) to name but a few... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things to do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *after* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've spent sometime doing yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do _instead_ of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doing yard work. Especially when the sun >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is shining. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could always start early and then >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lounge. It's 30C here all week, you would >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> burn in about 30 seconds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny here, with UV >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> warnings on every weather report. Is good. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I should probably take the bike out and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get some semblance of shape going... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you striving for? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning of a nice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> salad (or smoothie). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) resemble >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those things. Texture and nutritional content >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with be completely unlike either. Also I'm too >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> big for the blender. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to change from a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pear to a cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could take a while since the only muscle that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get generous use atm is the diaphragm. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I coughed so much when I had covid that I pulled >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the muscles over my ribcage. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The boob muscles you mean? (Pectorals?) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not that high up. More like the obliques. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think I have any of those... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this about punctuation? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obliques are more a Mediterranean thing. Ancient Egypt >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Greece and Rome and such... We mostly just have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> burial mounts with big stones on top. Simple people - >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> even back then. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obelisk? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, right. Must have read that wrong... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or were you trying to do some word play that turned out >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> badly? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Moi? Word play? ... never. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You need a cryptic crossword to do. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I have the very easy ones from the weekly free newspaper. >>>>>>>>>>>> Good for self-confidence... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Good for saving Merlyne's brane. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I can send you some if you like. They are in Danish so extra >>>>>>>>>> easy... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> What would I do with a Danish brane? >>>>>>>> You could use it while your own was at the laundry... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> I don't send mine out for cleaning anymore. I bought an at-home >>>>>>> brainwash kit. >>>>>> >>>>>> On Amazon? >>>>>> >>>>> From a white van in the WalMArt parking lot. >>>> >>>> Smart move. I don't trust that Amazon stuff... >>>> >>> What Amazon stuff? >> The branewash kits. Cheap knock-off products most of it. > Oh yeah. I forgot. Oh, dear... You used it, didn't you. >>>>>>>> A Danish very easy crossword, I meant. They have picture clues >>>>>>>> which solves as horrible puns... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> i >>>>>>> _____ = I over ate >>>>>>> 8 >>>>>> >>>>>> A cartoon of two young witched trying to ride brooms with an older >>>>>> witch looking unamused. Solution: Kostskole. >>>>>> Kost = broom or meal(s) (different pronunciation) >>>>>> Skole = school >>>>>> Kostskole = boarding school >>>>>> >>>>>> Very punny. >>>>>> >>>>>>> I would never get any right since I don't speak the language. >>>>>> >>>>>> It's really easy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHlEOsM5jtA >>>>>> >>>>> *bookmark for later* >>>> Good luck with that later. >>>> >>> I'll probably forget or get distracted by a squirrel or something... >> Squirrels aren't distractions - they are a joy of nature. Unless you >> have a walnut tree of course. >> > Which I don't. Neither do I, but still I have "hidden" walnuts all over every year. Anyway the other day I had one rather small squirrel being chased off the cherry tree and all the way to the treeline - by sparrows. Turns out sparrows don't think squirrels are a joy of nature. -- BeH " We are trapped by language to such a degree that every attempt to formulate insight is a play on words." - Niels Bohr