Re: Crossed the threshhold
Merlyne <[email protected]>
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 22.07.2023 17.21, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 18.07.2023 13.24, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 12.07.2023 13.22, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 08.07.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 05.07.2023 14.14, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On 02.07.2023 16.29, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28.06.2023 13.31, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 23.06.2023 18.06, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 19.06.2023 14.40, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 16.06.2023 17.54, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? I remember >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it well.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my thought >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brackets? Get out!] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I got into your head, did I? I got scared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about the openendedness of the thing.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Wow! Harsh...] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The openendedneess of unclosed brackets, not >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your head. Your head can't scare me] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do that a lot] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Please be more careful. It is quite frightening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also the letters may fall out.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [There's usually an error in the log] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Sometimes the parsing just keep skipping 'till eoi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or the buffer runs full] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That never happens with SAS or SQL] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It happens in environments where unsupported garbage >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is to be expected {HTML} ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I only program for data manipulation purposes] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [HTML is better suited for people manipulation] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'm not very good at that] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [You probably shouldn't get into politics, then] >>>>>>>>>>>> [Done and done] >>>>>>>>>>> [Not even the local school board? You could run on >>>>>>>>>>> abolishing trigonometry, since it's the work of the debbil] >>>>>>>>>> [Yes, yes I see your point. I was never keen on trig. I feel >>>>>>>>>> like I would have to spend my leisure time at pointless, >>>>>>>>>> annoying meetings. I already have enough of those with work] >>>>>>>>> [You could use the occasion to recruit some followers to our >>>>>>>>> book club/religion. I'm sure there are at least a few members >>>>>>>>> of most school boards interested in kookery.] >>>>>>>> [Maybe. I'll think about it] >>>>>>> [Good. But not too much. We don't want any of those >>>>>>> interlextuals to join. They just mess everything up with their >>>>>>> logic and unreasonable reason.] >>>>>> [Plus they're all granola and quilted vests] >>>>> [Quite. And herbal tea, most likely] >>>> [I like herbal tea.] >>> [Are you one of them interlextuals, then?] >> [Nope. Maybe people think that because I wear glasses] > [And drink herbal tea... You should probably not do that during > meetings. You might scare off the best kooks.] [Got it. Only water] >>>>>> >>>>> [older stuff archived] >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's a little bit smoky today again. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We've had rain the last two nights. Not a lot but >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> enough to freshing up the air and make the flowers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stand up straight. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can always water them yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The rain notwithstanding there is supposedly a drought >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on. Also they will manage. {Don't mention the 1000L >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> container of rainwater out back.} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mum's the word. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh. Did I think that out loud... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I guess I imagined I heard it} >>>>>>>>>>>>> {phew... I'm saving the rainwater for when/if I get my >>>>>>>>>>>>> water feature done} >>>>>>>>>>>> {I can hardly wait to see it} >>>>>>>>>>> {Me too} >>>>>>>>>> {Send me some weekly progress pictures} >>>>>>>>> {This week nothing was done. Picture that...} >>>>>>>> {I can't. I don't have a picture of the starting point for >>>>>>>> reference. I can picture you doing nothing. Warning: my brane >>>>>>>> adds 20 pounds} >>>>>>> {That will be about right} >>>>>> {You need to go out for a 5K walk every day} >>>>> {That would take away from my sitting-doing-nothing time.} >>>> {That's kinda the point} >>> {I like sitting around doing nothing. Also I don't have time to walk >>> 5km every day. I still have yardwork to do. And lawns to mow. And >>> most of the implements are in the garage.} >> {So it all worked out for you then} > {Not exactly. Instead of just opening a side door, now i have to lift > up the big gate thing. And then the neighbour's cat goes in there to > sleep and I have to check everything to see it has left before I close > it again when I'm done.} {Cats like to be on the other side of any door} {And they like to sleep} > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have other things >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to >> do with no job, no raking and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>no >>>> weeding the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important things to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do... Watching/reading the news; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keeping >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my stories on the telly; playing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>games >>> on the computer; baking more >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bread; >>> sitting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outside enjoying the weather and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coffee; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going to the shops to buy various >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> necessities (rolling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paper) to name but a few... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things to do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *after* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've spent sometime doing yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do _instead_ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of > doing yard work. Especially when >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the sun >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is shining. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could always start early and then >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lounge. It's 30C here all week, you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>would burn in about 30 seconds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny here, with UV >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> warnings on every weather report. Is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> good. I should probably take the bike >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get some semblance of shape going... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you striving for? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning of a nice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> salad (or smoothie). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) resemble >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those things. Texture and nutritional >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> content with be completely unlike either. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also I'm too big for the blender. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to change from >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a pear to a cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could take a while since the only muscle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that get generous use atm is the diaphragm. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I coughed so much when I had covid that I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pulled all the muscles over my ribcage. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The boob muscles you mean? (Pectorals?) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not that high up. More like the obliques. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think I have any of those... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this about punctuation? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obliques are more a Mediterranean thing. Ancient >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Egypt and Greece and Rome and such... We mostly just >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have burial mounts with big stones on top. Simple >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people - even back then. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obelisk? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, right. Must have read that wrong... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or were you trying to do some word play that turned out >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> badly? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Moi? Word play? ... never. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need a cryptic crossword to do. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I have the very easy ones from the weekly free newspaper. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Good for self-confidence... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Good for saving Merlyne's brane. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I can send you some if you like. They are in Danish so extra >>>>>>>>>>> easy... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> What would I do with a Danish brane? >>>>>>>>> You could use it while your own was at the laundry... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I don't send mine out for cleaning anymore. I bought an at-home >>>>>>>> brainwash kit. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> On Amazon? >>>>>>> >>>>>> From a white van in the WalMArt parking lot. >>>>> >>>>> Smart move. I don't trust that Amazon stuff... >>>>> >>>> What Amazon stuff? >>> The branewash kits. Cheap knock-off products most of it. >> Oh yeah. I forgot. > > Oh, dear... You used it, didn't you. > Use what? >>>>>>>>> A Danish very easy crossword, I meant. They have picture clues >>>>>>>>> which solves as horrible puns... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> i >>>>>>>> _____ = I over ate >>>>>>>> 8 >>>>>>> >>>>>>> A cartoon of two young witched trying to ride brooms with an >>>>>>> older witch looking unamused. Solution: Kostskole. >>>>>>> Kost = broom or meal(s) (different pronunciation) >>>>>>> Skole = school >>>>>>> Kostskole = boarding school >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Very punny. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I would never get any right since I don't speak the language. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> It's really easy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHlEOsM5jtA >>>>>>> >>>>>> *bookmark for later* >>>>> Good luck with that later. >>>>> >>>> I'll probably forget or get distracted by a squirrel or >>>> something... >>> Squirrels aren't distractions - they are a joy of nature. Unless you >>> have a walnut tree of course. >>> >> Which I don't. > > Neither do I, but still I have "hidden" walnuts all over every year. > > Anyway the other day I had one rather small squirrel being chased off > the cherry tree and all the way to the treeline - by sparrows. Turns > out sparrows don't think squirrels are a joy of nature. > They aren't, really. Soemtimes they get in my garden and take 1 bite out of every single ripe tomato.