Re: Crossed the threshhold
BeH <[email protected]>
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On 27.07.2023 15.32, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 22.07.2023 17.21, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 18.07.2023 13.24, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 12.07.2023 13.22, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 08.07.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 05.07.2023 14.14, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.07.2023 16.29, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28.06.2023 13.31, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 23.06.2023 18.06, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 19.06.2023 14.40, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 16.06.2023 17.54, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? I remember >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it well.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my thought >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brackets? Get out!] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I got into your head, did I? I got scared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about the openendedness of the thing.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Wow! Harsh...] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The openendedneess of unclosed brackets, not >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your head. Your head can't scare me] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do that a lot] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Please be more careful. It is quite frightening. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also the letters may fall out.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [There's usually an error in the log] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Sometimes the parsing just keep skipping 'till eoi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or the buffer runs full] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That never happens with SAS or SQL] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It happens in environments where unsupported garbage >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is to be expected {HTML} ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I only program for data manipulation purposes] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [HTML is better suited for people manipulation] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'm not very good at that] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You probably shouldn't get into politics, then] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [Done and done] >>>>>>>>>>>> [Not even the local school board? You could run on >>>>>>>>>>>> abolishing trigonometry, since it's the work of the debbil] >>>>>>>>>>> [Yes, yes I see your point. I was never keen on trig. I feel >>>>>>>>>>> like I would have to spend my leisure time at pointless, >>>>>>>>>>> annoying meetings. I already have enough of those with work] >>>>>>>>>> [You could use the occasion to recruit some followers to our >>>>>>>>>> book club/religion. I'm sure there are at least a few members >>>>>>>>>> of most school boards interested in kookery.] >>>>>>>>> [Maybe. I'll think about it] >>>>>>>> [Good. But not too much. We don't want any of those >>>>>>>> interlextuals to join. They just mess everything up with their >>>>>>>> logic and unreasonable reason.] >>>>>>> [Plus they're all granola and quilted vests] >>>>>> [Quite. And herbal tea, most likely] >>>>> [I like herbal tea.] >>>> [Are you one of them interlextuals, then?] >>> [Nope. Maybe people think that because I wear glasses] >> [And drink herbal tea... You should probably not do that during >> meetings. You might scare off the best kooks.] > [Got it. Only water] [You can always claim it's a homeopathic remedy if someone asks. For that extra kooky clout.] >>>>>>> >>>>>> [older stuff archived] >>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's a little bit smoky today again. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We've had rain the last two nights. Not a lot but >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> enough to freshing up the air and make the flowers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stand up straight. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can always water them yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The rain notwithstanding there is supposedly a drought >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on. Also they will manage. {Don't mention the 1000L >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> container of rainwater out back.} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mum's the word. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh. Did I think that out loud... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I guess I imagined I heard it} >>>>>>>>>>>>>> {phew... I'm saving the rainwater for when/if I get my >>>>>>>>>>>>>> water feature done} >>>>>>>>>>>>> {I can hardly wait to see it} >>>>>>>>>>>> {Me too} >>>>>>>>>>> {Send me some weekly progress pictures} >>>>>>>>>> {This week nothing was done. Picture that...} >>>>>>>>> {I can't. I don't have a picture of the starting point for >>>>>>>>> reference. I can picture you doing nothing. Warning: my brane >>>>>>>>> adds 20 pounds} >>>>>>>> {That will be about right} >>>>>>> {You need to go out for a 5K walk every day} >>>>>> {That would take away from my sitting-doing-nothing time.} >>>>> {That's kinda the point} >>>> {I like sitting around doing nothing. Also I don't have time to walk >>>> 5km every day. I still have yardwork to do. And lawns to mow. And >>>> most of the implements are in the garage.} >>> {So it all worked out for you then} >> {Not exactly. Instead of just opening a side door, now i have to lift >> up the big gate thing. And then the neighbour's cat goes in there to >> sleep and I have to check everything to see it has left before I close >> it again when I'm done.} > {Cats like to be on the other side of any door} {The door that keeps them from their evening meal may be an exception. Also there isn't much to do in my garage,} > {And they like to sleep} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have other things >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to >> do with no job, no raking and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no >>>> weeding the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important things to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do... Watching/reading the news; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keeping >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my stories on the telly; playing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> games >>> on the computer; baking more >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bread; >>> sitting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outside enjoying the weather and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coffee; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going to the shops to buy various >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> necessities (rolling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paper) to name but a few... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things to do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *after* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've spent sometime doing yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do _instead_ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of > doing yard work. Especially when >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the sun >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is shining. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could always start early and then >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lounge. It's 30C here all week, you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would burn in about 30 seconds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny here, with UV >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> warnings on every weather report. Is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> good. I should probably take the bike >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get some semblance of shape going... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you striving for? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning of a nice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> salad (or smoothie). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) resemble >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those things. Texture and nutritional >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> content with be completely unlike either. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also I'm too big for the blender. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to change from >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a pear to a cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could take a while since the only muscle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that get generous use atm is the diaphragm. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I coughed so much when I had covid that I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pulled all the muscles over my ribcage. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The boob muscles you mean? (Pectorals?) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not that high up. More like the obliques. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think I have any of those... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this about punctuation? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obliques are more a Mediterranean thing. Ancient >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Egypt and Greece and Rome and such... We mostly just >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have burial mounts with big stones on top. Simple >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people - even back then. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obelisk? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, right. Must have read that wrong... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or were you trying to do some word play that turned out >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> badly? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Moi? Word play? ... never. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need a cryptic crossword to do. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have the very easy ones from the weekly free newspaper. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good for self-confidence... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Good for saving Merlyne's brane. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I can send you some if you like. They are in Danish so extra >>>>>>>>>>>> easy... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> What would I do with a Danish brane? >>>>>>>>>> You could use it while your own was at the laundry... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I don't send mine out for cleaning anymore. I bought an at-home >>>>>>>>> brainwash kit. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Amazon? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> From a white van in the WalMArt parking lot. >>>>>> >>>>>> Smart move. I don't trust that Amazon stuff... >>>>>> >>>>> What Amazon stuff? >>>> The branewash kits. Cheap knock-off products most of it. >>> Oh yeah. I forgot. >> >> Oh, dear... You used it, didn't you. >> > Use what? The White Van Outside WallMark brand brane-wash kit... >>>>>>>>>> A Danish very easy crossword, I meant. They have picture clues >>>>>>>>>> which solves as horrible puns... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> i >>>>>>>>> _____ = I over ate >>>>>>>>> 8 >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> A cartoon of two young witched trying to ride brooms with an >>>>>>>> older witch looking unamused. Solution: Kostskole. >>>>>>>> Kost = broom or meal(s) (different pronunciation) >>>>>>>> Skole = school >>>>>>>> Kostskole = boarding school >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Very punny. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I would never get any right since I don't speak the language. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> It's really easy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHlEOsM5jtA >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> *bookmark for later* >>>>>> Good luck with that later. >>>>>> >>>>> I'll probably forget or get distracted by a squirrel or >>>>> something... >>>> Squirrels aren't distractions - they are a joy of nature. Unless you >>>> have a walnut tree of course. >>>> >>> Which I don't. >> >> Neither do I, but still I have "hidden" walnuts all over every year. >> >> Anyway the other day I had one rather small squirrel being chased off >> the cherry tree and all the way to the treeline - by sparrows. Turns >> out sparrows don't think squirrels are a joy of nature. >> > > They aren't, really. > Soemtimes they get in my garden and take 1 bite out of every single ripe > tomato. Quality control. -- BeH " We are trapped by language to such a degree that every attempt to formulate insight is a play on words." - Niels Bohr