Re: Crossed the threshhold
Merlyne <[email protected]>
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 27.07.2023 15.32, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 22.07.2023 17.21, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 18.07.2023 13.24, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 12.07.2023 13.22, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 08.07.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On 05.07.2023 14.14, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.07.2023 16.29, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28.06.2023 13.31, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 23.06.2023 18.06, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 19.06.2023 14.40, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 16.06.2023 17.54, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> remember it well.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my thought >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brackets? Get out!] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I got into your head, did I? I got scared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about the openendedness of the thing.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Wow! Harsh...] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The openendedneess of unclosed brackets, not >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your head. Your head can't scare me] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do that a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lot] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Please be more careful. It is quite >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frightening. Also the letters may fall out.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [There's usually an error in the log] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Sometimes the parsing just keep skipping 'till >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eoi or the buffer runs full] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That never happens with SAS or SQL] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It happens in environments where unsupported >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garbage is to be expected {HTML} ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I only program for data manipulation purposes] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [HTML is better suited for people manipulation] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'm not very good at that] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You probably shouldn't get into politics, then] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Done and done] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [Not even the local school board? You could run on >>>>>>>>>>>>> abolishing trigonometry, since it's the work of the >>>>>>>>>>>>> debbil] >>>>>>>>>>>> [Yes, yes I see your point. I was never keen on trig. I >>>>>>>>>>>> feel like I would have to spend my leisure time at >>>>>>>>>>>> pointless, annoying meetings. I already have enough of >>>>>>>>>>>> those with work] >>>>>>>>>>> [You could use the occasion to recruit some followers to our >>>>>>>>>>> book club/religion. I'm sure there are at least a few >>>>>>>>>>> members of most school boards interested in kookery.] >>>>>>>>>> [Maybe. I'll think about it] >>>>>>>>> [Good. But not too much. We don't want any of those >>>>>>>>> interlextuals to join. They just mess everything up with their >>>>>>>>> logic and unreasonable reason.] >>>>>>>> [Plus they're all granola and quilted vests] >>>>>>> [Quite. And herbal tea, most likely] >>>>>> [I like herbal tea.] >>>>> [Are you one of them interlextuals, then?] >>>> [Nope. Maybe people think that because I wear glasses] >>> [And drink herbal tea... You should probably not do that during >>> meetings. You might scare off the best kooks.] >> [Got it. Only water] > [You can always claim it's a homeopathic remedy if someone asks. For > that extra kooky clout.] [Magic exilir. Detoxes the liver. I have to pee] > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> [older stuff archived] >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's a little bit smoky today again. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We've had rain the last two nights. Not a lot but >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> enough to freshing up the air and make the flowers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stand up straight. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can always water them yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The rain notwithstanding there is supposedly a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drought on. Also they will manage. {Don't mention >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the 1000L container of rainwater out back.} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mum's the word. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh. Did I think that out loud... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I guess I imagined I heard it} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {phew... I'm saving the rainwater for when/if I get my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> water feature done} >>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I can hardly wait to see it} >>>>>>>>>>>>> {Me too} >>>>>>>>>>>> {Send me some weekly progress pictures} >>>>>>>>>>> {This week nothing was done. Picture that...} >>>>>>>>>> {I can't. I don't have a picture of the starting point for >>>>>>>>>> reference. I can picture you doing nothing. Warning: my brane >>>>>>>>>> adds 20 pounds} >>>>>>>>> {That will be about right} >>>>>>>> {You need to go out for a 5K walk every day} >>>>>>> {That would take away from my sitting-doing-nothing time.} >>>>>> {That's kinda the point} >>>>> {I like sitting around doing nothing. Also I don't have time to >>>>> walk 5km every day. I still have yardwork to do. And lawns to mow. >>>>> And most of the implements are in the garage.} >>>> {So it all worked out for you then} >>> {Not exactly. Instead of just opening a side door, now i have to >>> lift up the big gate thing. And then the neighbour's cat goes in >>> there to sleep and I have to check everything to see it has left >>> before I close it again when I'm done.} >> {Cats like to be on the other side of any door} > {The door that keeps them from their evening meal may be an exception. > Also there isn't much to do in my garage,} {Except sleep} > >> {And they like to sleep} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have other >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>things >>>> to >> do with no job, no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>raking and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no >>>> weeding the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important things >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to >>>>> do... Watching/reading the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news; >>>> keeping >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my stories on the telly; playing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> games >>> on the computer; baking >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>more >> bread; >>> sitting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outside enjoying the weather and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coffee; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going to the shops to buy various >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> necessities (rolling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paper) to name but a few... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things to do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *after* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've spent sometime doing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do _instead_ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of > doing yard work. Especially when >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the sun >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is shining. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could always start early and then >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lounge. It's 30C here all week, you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would burn in about 30 seconds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny here, with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>UV > warnings on every weather report. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is > good. I should probably take the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bike > out and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get some semblance of shape going... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you striving for? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning of a nice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> salad (or smoothie). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> resemble those things. Texture and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nutritional >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> content with be completely unlike either. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also I'm too big for the blender. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to change >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from a pear to a cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could take a while since the only muscle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that get generous use atm is the diaphragm. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I coughed so much when I had covid that I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pulled all the muscles over my ribcage. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The boob muscles you mean? (Pectorals?) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not that high up. More like the obliques. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think I have any of those... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this about punctuation? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obliques are more a Mediterranean thing. Ancient >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Egypt and Greece and Rome and such... We mostly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just have burial mounts with big stones on top. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Simple people - even back then. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obelisk? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, right. Must have read that wrong... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or were you trying to do some word play that turned >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out badly? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Moi? Word play? ... never. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need a cryptic crossword to do. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have the very easy ones from the weekly free >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newspaper. Good for self-confidence... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good for saving Merlyne's brane. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I can send you some if you like. They are in Danish so >>>>>>>>>>>>> extra easy... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> What would I do with a Danish brane? >>>>>>>>>>> You could use it while your own was at the laundry... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I don't send mine out for cleaning anymore. I bought an >>>>>>>>>> at-home brainwash kit. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Amazon? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> From a white van in the WalMArt parking lot. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Smart move. I don't trust that Amazon stuff... >>>>>>> >>>>>> What Amazon stuff? >>>>> The branewash kits. Cheap knock-off products most of it. >>>> Oh yeah. I forgot. >>> >>> Oh, dear... You used it, didn't you. >>> >> Use what? > > The White Van Outside WallMark brand brane-wash kit... Whazzat? > >>>>>>>>>>> A Danish very easy crossword, I meant. They have picture >>>>>>>>>>> clues which solves as horrible puns... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> i >>>>>>>>>> _____ = I over ate >>>>>>>>>> 8 >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> A cartoon of two young witched trying to ride brooms with an >>>>>>>>> older witch looking unamused. Solution: Kostskole. >>>>>>>>> Kost = broom or meal(s) (different pronunciation) >>>>>>>>> Skole = school >>>>>>>>> Kostskole = boarding school >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Very punny. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I would never get any right since I don't speak the language. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> It's really easy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHlEOsM5jtA >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> *bookmark for later* >>>>>>> Good luck with that later. >>>>>>> >>>>>> I'll probably forget or get distracted by a squirrel or >>>>>> something... >>>>> Squirrels aren't distractions - they are a joy of nature. Unless >>>>> you have a walnut tree of course. >>>>> >>>> Which I don't. >>> >>> Neither do I, but still I have "hidden" walnuts all over every year. >>> >>> Anyway the other day I had one rather small squirrel being chased >>> off the cherry tree and all the way to the treeline - by sparrows. >>> Turns out sparrows don't think squirrels are a joy of nature. >>> >> >> They aren't, really. >> Soemtimes they get in my garden and take 1 bite out of every single >> ripe tomato. > > Quality control. > Death wish, more like.