Re: Crossed the threshhold
Merlyne <[email protected]>
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 09.08.2023 14.19, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 01.08.2023 13.32, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 27.07.2023 15.32, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 22.07.2023 17.21, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 18.07.2023 13.24, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On 12.07.2023 13.22, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 08.07.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.07.2023 14.14, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.07.2023 16.29, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28.06.2023 13.31, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 23.06.2023 18.06, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 19.06.2023 14.40, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 16.06.2023 17.54, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in >> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> remember it well.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>thought >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brackets? Get out!] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I got into your head, did I? I got >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scared about the openendedness of the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Wow! Harsh...] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The openendedneess of unclosed brackets, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not your head. Your head can't scare me] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do that a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lot] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Please be more careful. It is quite >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frightening. Also the letters may fall out.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [There's usually an error in the log] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Sometimes the parsing just keep skipping >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'till eoi or the buffer runs full] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That never happens with SAS or SQL] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It happens in environments where unsupported >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garbage is to be expected {HTML} ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I only program for data manipulation purposes] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [HTML is better suited for people manipulation] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'm not very good at that] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You probably shouldn't get into politics, then] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Done and done] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Not even the local school board? You could run on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abolishing trigonometry, since it's the work of the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> debbil] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Yes, yes I see your point. I was never keen on trig. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feel like I would have to spend my leisure time at >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pointless, annoying meetings. I already have enough of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those with work] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You could use the occasion to recruit some followers to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> our book club/religion. I'm sure there are at least a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> few members of most school boards interested in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kookery.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Maybe. I'll think about it] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [Good. But not too much. We don't want any of those >>>>>>>>>>>>> interlextuals to join. They just mess everything up with >>>>>>>>>>>>> their logic and unreasonable reason.] >>>>>>>>>>>> [Plus they're all granola and quilted vests] >>>>>>>>>>> [Quite. And herbal tea, most likely] >>>>>>>>>> [I like herbal tea.] >>>>>>>>> [Are you one of them interlextuals, then?] >>>>>>>> [Nope. Maybe people think that because I wear glasses] >>>>>>> [And drink herbal tea... You should probably not do that during >>>>>>> meetings. You might scare off the best kooks.] >>>>>> [Got it. Only water] >>>>> [You can always claim it's a homeopathic remedy if someone asks. >>>>> For that extra kooky clout.] >>>> [Magic exilir. Detoxes the liver. I have to pee] >>> [To get rid of all the bad energies. It's part of the process.] >> [Take notes. It's a big cup of tea] > [There are a lot of bad energies around. And never enough crystals to > divert them.] [I actually do have a bag of crystals that a weird lady gave me at a psychic fair] > >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> [older stuff archived] >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's a little bit smoky today again. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We've had rain the last two nights. Not a lot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but enough to freshing up the air and make the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flowers stand up straight. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can always water them yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The rain notwithstanding there is supposedly a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drought on. Also they will manage. {Don't >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mention the 1000L container of rainwater out >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back.} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mum's the word. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh. Did I think that out loud... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I guess I imagined I heard it} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {phew... I'm saving the rainwater for when/if I get >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my water feature done} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I can hardly wait to see it} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Me too} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Send me some weekly progress pictures} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {This week nothing was done. Picture that...} >>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I can't. I don't have a picture of the starting point >>>>>>>>>>>>>> for reference. I can picture you doing nothing. Warning: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> my brane adds 20 pounds} >>>>>>>>>>>>> {That will be about right} >>>>>>>>>>>> {You need to go out for a 5K walk every day} >>>>>>>>>>> {That would take away from my sitting-doing-nothing time.} >>>>>>>>>> {That's kinda the point} >>>>>>>>> {I like sitting around doing nothing. Also I don't have time >>>>>>>>> to walk 5km every day. I still have yardwork to do. And lawns >>>>>>>>> to mow. And most of the implements are in the garage.} >>>>>>>> {So it all worked out for you then} >>>>>>> {Not exactly. Instead of just opening a side door, now i have to >>>>>>> lift up the big gate thing. And then the neighbour's cat goes in >>>>>>> there to sleep and I have to check everything to see it has left >>>>>>> before I close it again when I'm done.} >>>>>> {Cats like to be on the other side of any door} >>>>> {The door that keeps them from their evening meal may be an >>>>> exception. Also there isn't much to do in my garage,} >>>> {Except sleep} >>> {They can do that anywhere. No sense being locked up as well.} >> {Cats don't exactly plan well} > {And that's why I have to check for cats before I close the gate.} {In my mond, I picture the cat giving you the 'how dare you disturb my sleep' look} > >>>>>> {And they like to sleep} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have other >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things >>>> to >> do with no job, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>no >>>> raking and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no >>>> weeding the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things >> to >>>>> do... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watching/reading the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news; >>>> keeping >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my stories on the telly; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>playing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> games >>> on the computer; baking >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more >> bread; >>> sitting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outside enjoying the weather >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and >>>>>>>> coffee; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going to the shops to buy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> various >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> necessities (rolling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paper) to name but a few... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>do >>>>>>>> *after* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've spent sometime doing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> _instead_ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of > doing yard work. Especially >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when >>>> the sun >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is shining. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could always start early and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> then >>>> lounge. It's 30C here all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> week, you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would burn in about 30 seconds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny here, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with >> UV > warnings on every >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>weather >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> report. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is > good. I should probably take >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>>> bike > out and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get some semblance of shape >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>going... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you striving for? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning of a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nice salad (or smoothie). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> resemble those things. Texture and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nutritional >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> content with be completely unlike >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> either. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also I'm too big for the blender. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>change from a pear to a cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could take a while since the only >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> muscle that get generous use atm is the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> diaphragm. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I coughed so much when I had covid that I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pulled all the muscles over my ribcage. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The boob muscles you mean? (Pectorals?) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not that high up. More like the obliques. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think I have any of those... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this about punctuation? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obliques are more a Mediterranean thing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ancient Egypt and Greece and Rome and such... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We mostly just have burial mounts with big >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stones on top. Simple people - even back then. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obelisk? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, right. Must have read that wrong... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or were you trying to do some word play that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turned out badly? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Moi? Word play? ... never. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need a cryptic crossword to do. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have the very easy ones from the weekly free >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newspaper. Good for self-confidence... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good for saving Merlyne's brane. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can send you some if you like. They are in Danish so >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> extra easy... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would I do with a Danish brane? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could use it while your own was at the laundry... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't send mine out for cleaning anymore. I bought an >>>>>>>>>>>>>> at-home brainwash kit. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Amazon? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> From a white van in the WalMArt parking lot. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Smart move. I don't trust that Amazon stuff... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> What Amazon stuff? >>>>>>>>> The branewash kits. Cheap knock-off products most of it. >>>>>>>> Oh yeah. I forgot. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Oh, dear... You used it, didn't you. >>>>>>> >>>>>> Use what? >>>>> >>>>> The White Van Outside WallMark brand brane-wash kit... >>>> >>>> Whazzat? >>> >>> Right. Never mind. So obelisks. The egyptians made a lot of those >>> back in the day. And then the English (and the french) stole some of >>> them. >>> >> Fascinating. Also very phallic. > > Stealing obelisks? That's more of an imperialistic thing, I would say. Obelisk envy. Definitely a guy thing ... > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A Danish very easy crossword, I meant. They have picture >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clues which solves as horrible puns... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> i >>>>>>>>>>>>>> _____ = I over ate >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8 >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> A cartoon of two young witched trying to ride brooms with >>>>>>>>>>>>> an older witch looking unamused. Solution: Kostskole. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Kost = broom or meal(s) (different pronunciation) >>>>>>>>>>>>> Skole = school >>>>>>>>>>>>> Kostskole = boarding school >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Very punny. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would never get any right since I don't speak the >>>>>>>>>>>>>> language. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> It's really easy: >>>>>>>>>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHlEOsM5jtA >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> *bookmark for later* >>>>>>>>>>> Good luck with that later. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I'll probably forget or get distracted by a squirrel or >>>>>>>>>> something... >>>>>>>>> Squirrels aren't distractions - they are a joy of nature. >>>>>>>>> Unless you have a walnut tree of course. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Which I don't. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Neither do I, but still I have "hidden" walnuts all over every >>>>>>> year. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Anyway the other day I had one rather small squirrel being >>>>>>> chased off the cherry tree and all the way to the treeline - by >>>>>>> sparrows. Turns out sparrows don't think squirrels are a joy of >>>>>>> nature. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> They aren't, really. >>>>>> Soemtimes they get in my garden and take 1 bite out of every >>>>>> single ripe tomato. >>>>> >>>>> Quality control. >>>>> >>>> Death wish, more like. >>> >>> You wouldn't... >>> >> I would if I didn't think another squirrel would take its place. > > You can never have too many squirrels... > It's at times like this, I wish I could send you some.