Re: Crossed the threshhold
Merlyne <[email protected]>
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 18.08.2023 14.51, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 13.08.2023 23.28, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 09.08.2023 14.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 01.08.2023 13.32, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 27.07.2023 15.32, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On 22.07.2023 17.21, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 18.07.2023 13.24, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 12.07.2023 13.22, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 08.07.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.07.2023 14.14, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.07.2023 16.29, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28.06.2023 13.31, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 23.06.2023 18.06, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 19.06.2023 14.40, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 16.06.2023 17.54, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in >> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>> BeH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><[email protected]> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>> BeH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I >>>>> remember it well.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thought >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brackets? Get out!] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I got into your head, did I? I got >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scared about the openendedness of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>> thing.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Wow! Harsh...] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The openendedneess of unclosed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brackets, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not your head. Your head can't scare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>me] > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that a lot] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Please be more careful. It is quite >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frightening. Also the letters may fall >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [There's usually an error in the log] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Sometimes the parsing just keep skipping >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'till eoi or the buffer runs full] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That never happens with SAS or SQL] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It happens in environments where >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unsupported garbage is to be expected {HTML} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I only program for data manipulation >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> purposes] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [HTML is better suited for people >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> manipulation] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'm not very good at that] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You probably shouldn't get into politics, then] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Done and done] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Not even the local school board? You could run on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abolishing trigonometry, since it's the work of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the debbil] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Yes, yes I see your point. I was never keen on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trig. I feel like I would have to spend my leisure >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time at pointless, annoying meetings. I already >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have enough of those with work] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You could use the occasion to recruit some >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> followers to our book club/religion. I'm sure there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are at least a few members of most school boards >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interested in kookery.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Maybe. I'll think about it] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Good. But not too much. We don't want any of those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interlextuals to join. They just mess everything up >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with their logic and unreasonable reason.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Plus they're all granola and quilted vests] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Quite. And herbal tea, most likely] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I like herbal tea.] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [Are you one of them interlextuals, then?] >>>>>>>>>>>> [Nope. Maybe people think that because I wear glasses] >>>>>>>>>>> [And drink herbal tea... You should probably not do that >>>>>>>>>>> during meetings. You might scare off the best kooks.] >>>>>>>>>> [Got it. Only water] >>>>>>>>> [You can always claim it's a homeopathic remedy if someone >>>>>>>>> asks. For that extra kooky clout.] >>>>>>>> [Magic exilir. Detoxes the liver. I have to pee] >>>>>>> [To get rid of all the bad energies. It's part of the process.] >>>>>> [Take notes. It's a big cup of tea] >>>>> [There are a lot of bad energies around. And never enough crystals >>>>> to divert them.] >>>> [I actually do have a bag of crystals that a weird lady gave me at >>>> a psychic fair] >>> [But of course you do... I mean good. That will only make you seem >>> more relatable to the 'book-club' kooks and help assimilate them >>> into the cult.] >> [I don't know how to use them. I guess I need to do some research] > [Or... you can just make something up. Just be sure to explain how > they vibrate at different frequencies, depending on the users aura] [You can talk about the cystals. Apparently you've spent some time thinking this through] > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [older stuff archived] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's a little bit smoky today again. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We've had rain the last two nights. Not a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lot but enough to freshing up the air and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make the flowers stand up straight. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can always water them yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The rain notwithstanding there is supposedly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a drought on. Also they will manage. {Don't >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mention the 1000L container of rainwater out >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back.} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mum's the word. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh. Did I think that out loud... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I guess I imagined I heard it} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {phew... I'm saving the rainwater for when/if I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get my water feature done} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I can hardly wait to see it} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Me too} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Send me some weekly progress pictures} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {This week nothing was done. Picture that...} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I can't. I don't have a picture of the starting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> point for reference. I can picture you doing nothing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning: my brane adds 20 pounds} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {That will be about right} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {You need to go out for a 5K walk every day} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {That would take away from my sitting-doing-nothing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time.} >>>>>>>>>>>>>> {That's kinda the point} >>>>>>>>>>>>> {I like sitting around doing nothing. Also I don't have >>>>>>>>>>>>> time to walk 5km every day. I still have yardwork to do. >>>>>>>>>>>>> And lawns to mow. And most of the implements are in the >>>>>>>>>>>>> garage.} >>>>>>>>>>>> {So it all worked out for you then} >>>>>>>>>>> {Not exactly. Instead of just opening a side door, now i >>>>>>>>>>> have to lift up the big gate thing. And then the neighbour's >>>>>>>>>>> cat goes in there to sleep and I have to check everything to >>>>>>>>>>> see it has left before I close it again when I'm done.} >>>>>>>>>> {Cats like to be on the other side of any door} >>>>>>>>> {The door that keeps them from their evening meal may be an >>>>>>>>> exception. Also there isn't much to do in my garage,} >>>>>>>> {Except sleep} >>>>>>> {They can do that anywhere. No sense being locked up as well.} >>>>>> {Cats don't exactly plan well} >>>>> {And that's why I have to check for cats before I close the gate.} >>>> {In my mond, I picture the cat giving you the 'how dare you disturb >>>> my sleep' look} >>> {Nah, whenever I do disturb her, she usually adopt the 'I was going >>> to move anyway' attitude.} >> {Or UGH! You again! I'm outta here!} > (That would be kind of rude. Not cat-like behaviour at all.) (I'll assume you're being sarcastic) > >>>>>>>>>> {And they like to sleep} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> other >>>>>> things >>>> to >> do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>with >> no job, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no >>>> raking and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no >>>> weeding the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things >> to >>>>> do... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watching/reading the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news; >>>> keeping >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my stories on the telly; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> playing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> games >>> on the computer; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> baking >>>>>> more >> bread; >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sitting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outside enjoying the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>weather >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and >>>>>>>> coffee; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going to the shops to buy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> various >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> necessities (rolling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paper) to name but a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>few... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to >> do >>>>>>>> *after* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've spent sometime doing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> _instead_ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of > doing yard work. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when >>>> the sun >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is shining. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could always start early >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and >>>> then >>>> lounge. It's 30C >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>here >> all >>>> week, you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would burn in about 30 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seconds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>here, >>>>>> with >> UV > warnings on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>every >>>> weather >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> report. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is > good. I should probably >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>take >>>> the >>>> bike > out and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get some semblance of shape >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you striving >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for? >>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of >> a >>>> nice salad (or smoothie). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> resemble those things. Texture and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nutritional >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> content with be completely unlike >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> either. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also I'm too big for the blender. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> change from a pear to a cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could take a while since the only >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> muscle that get generous use atm is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the > diaphragm. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I coughed so much when I had covid >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that >> I pulled all the muscles over >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>my >> ribcage. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The boob muscles you mean? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Pectorals?) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not that high up. More like the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>obliques. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think I have any of those... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this about punctuation? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obliques are more a Mediterranean thing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ancient Egypt and Greece and Rome and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> such... We mostly just have burial mounts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with big stones on top. Simple people - >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> even back then. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obelisk? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, right. Must have read that wrong... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or were you trying to do some word play that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turned out badly? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Moi? Word play? ... never. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need a cryptic crossword to do. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have the very easy ones from the weekly free >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newspaper. Good for self-confidence... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good for saving Merlyne's brane. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can send you some if you like. They are in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Danish so extra easy... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would I do with a Danish brane? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could use it while your own was at the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> laundry... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't send mine out for cleaning anymore. I bought >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an at-home brainwash kit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Amazon? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> From a white van in the WalMArt parking lot. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Smart move. I don't trust that Amazon stuff... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> What Amazon stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>> The branewash kits. Cheap knock-off products most of it. >>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah. I forgot. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Oh, dear... You used it, didn't you. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Use what? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> The White Van Outside WallMark brand brane-wash kit... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Whazzat? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Right. Never mind. So obelisks. The egyptians made a lot of >>>>>>> those back in the day. And then the English (and the french) >>>>>>> stole some of them. >>>>>>> >>>>>> Fascinating. Also very phallic. >>>>> >>>>> Stealing obelisks? That's more of an imperialistic thing, I would >>>>> say. >>>> Obelisk envy. Definitely a guy thing ... >>> >>> I wouldn't know... I don't feel deprived. Also I have no good place >>> to put an obelisk. >>> >> It definitely needs to go out by the road where passersby can admire >> and/or steal it. > I could put it where my tower used to be, I suppose. ('My tower' being > an old power distribution hut they took down a couple of years ago.) > Also we don't get a lot of englishers (or frenchers) around here so > unlikely anyone will steal an obelisk. A stele on the other hand... > Who would steal a stele over an obelisk? You need to put up a signage on a busy road. "Come and see the obelisk 2 km ---> " >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A Danish very easy crossword, I meant. They have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> picture clues which solves as horrible puns... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> _____ = I over ate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A cartoon of two young witched trying to ride brooms >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with an older witch looking unamused. Solution: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kostskole. Kost = broom or meal(s) (different >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pronunciation) Skole = school >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kostskole = boarding school >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very punny. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would never get any right since I don't speak the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> language. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's really easy: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHlEOsM5jtA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *bookmark for later* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good luck with that later. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll probably forget or get distracted by a squirrel or >>>>>>>>>>>>>> something... >>>>>>>>>>>>> Squirrels aren't distractions - they are a joy of nature. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Unless you have a walnut tree of course. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Which I don't. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Neither do I, but still I have "hidden" walnuts all over >>>>>>>>>>> every year. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Anyway the other day I had one rather small squirrel being >>>>>>>>>>> chased off the cherry tree and all the way to the treeline - >>>>>>>>>>> by sparrows. Turns out sparrows don't think squirrels are a >>>>>>>>>>> joy of nature. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> They aren't, really. >>>>>>>>>> Soemtimes they get in my garden and take 1 bite out of every >>>>>>>>>> single ripe tomato. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Quality control. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Death wish, more like. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You wouldn't... >>>>>>> >>>>>> I would if I didn't think another squirrel would take its place. >>>>> >>>>> You can never have too many squirrels... >>>>> >>>> It's at times like this, I wish I could send you some. >>> >>> Me too. I suspect the gray squirrels would be considered an invasive >>> species, and not allowed for import. It didn't go too well for the >>> brits when they did it. >>> >> I would send the red squirrels. They really are little shits. > But pretty. And also cute the way they flitter about in the trees in > between stealing produce. > Must be some odd definition of the word 'cute' that I was previously unaware of.