Re: Heating woes
Merlyne <[email protected]>
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
|---|---|
| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
| Message-ID | <[email protected]> |
BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 09.09.2023 22.51, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 06.09.2023 14.22, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 30.08.2023 14.42, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 24.08.2023 16.55, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> [Unmessyness achieved] >>>> [A half-assed job] >>> [The unmessying of a usenet thread is a neverending task.] >> [If only you were so vigilant with the housework] > [If only that could be achieved from the comfort of the recliner] [Eventually, you will need clean dishes or fresh underwear] > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [My brane hurts] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You really should get one of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>those >>>>> brane massage thingies] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Which?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The ones with the wires and the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> little > balls... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ERROR: Expecting a ]. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Aren't those for massaging the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>scalp?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Well, you obviously have to remove >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the > top of the scull first for the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>best > results] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [There's always a catch. First you need >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the massage thingie and then you get it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out of the box and see you need a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stryker >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> saw. At this point, I've already opened >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the box, so >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't send it back for a refund. The >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> replacement blades for that thing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>aren't cheap. Then I get >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> part way around and realize I can't get >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my skull undone at the back] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Maybe the friendly people at the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hardware >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> store can help you out. If I buy wood I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can get it cut to size for DKK50 per >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cut...] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I don't want someone who cuts wood for a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> living playing around with my skull] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You should have some faith in your fellow >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> human, I'm sure they are perfectly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> competent. And willing to sanitise the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blade for a nominal fee.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Hard pass] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [If you prefer. But you don't know where >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that blade has been.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*runs away*] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [There really is no way to please you, is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Not when it comes to opening my head with a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rusty blade, no} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *crying and shaking from TWO unbalanced >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parenthesises* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The rusty part is on you, though, if you won't >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pay the cleaning fee] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Can I borrow some money? I'm a bit short right >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Doesn't your health insurance cover de-rusting?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I doubt it. It covers only the essentials, not >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cosmetic things] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You could argue that not un-rusting the saw is an >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> infection risk, so it could be more expensive in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> long run.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Have you every tried to argue with an insurance >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> company?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Nope. But I'm sure they are all nice people with your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> best interest in mind.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'm sure their profits are ahead of my welfare] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It must be a miserable life to have mindset like that. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But that's CAPITALISM for you] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Money makes the world go around. I feel a song coming >>>>>>>>>>>>>> on] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [Is it the Internationale? Or maybe Le Marseillaise? >>>>>>>>>>>>> Beneath the Red Banner?] >>>>>>>>>>>> [Nope] >>>>>>>>>>> [I give up, then. What song?] >>>>>>>>>> [99 Red Balloons] >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> But that's not even about capitalism... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I know. I just like the song. >>>>>>> {opium for the working classes... bread and circus... similar >>>>>>> catchy phrases of pedantic disapproval} >>>>>> >>>>>> I see -- you dislike my taste in music. >>>>> It has nothing to do with your taste in music. The important bit >>>>> is how evil and dangerous not good capitalism is. >>>> >>>> Please explain how 99 Red Balloons proves that. >>> It doesn't. That's sort of the point. Those other songs at least >>> attempt to address the evilness. >> It was the song that came up next on my playlist. >> Behold! The randomness of all things... > Ahh, but was it really random or was it the inherent capitalistic > nature of your music-playing device that prompted the choice of a song > glorifying the excessive consumption of inflatable latex pouches? I thought it was inspired by a Rolling Stones concert. > >>>>>>> Did you know that "Hagen" is danish for 'the chin'. >>>>>> >>>>>> Wow! Fascinating... >>>>>> Isn't Hagen an aquarium supply company? >>>>> >>>>> No idea. I don't have an acuarium... >>>> Or a spel chekur >>> Or good lighting for the keybored.... >> Maybee u need a nu lamp. > I suspect getting up and turning on the lamp I already have will do > the trick. > > [*big munch*] [hungry?]