Re: In other news
BeH <[email protected]>
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On 17.09.2023 19.50, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 09.09.2023 22.51, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 06.09.2023 14.22, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 30.08.2023 14.42, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 24.08.2023 16.55, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 18.08.2023 14.51, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 13.08.2023 23.28, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.08.2023 14.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01.08.2023 13.32, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 27.07.2023 15.32, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 22.07.2023 17.21, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 18.07.2023 13.24, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 12.07.2023 13.22, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 08.07.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.07.2023 14.14, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.07.2023 16.29, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28.06.2023 13.31, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a new phone and a better plan. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why are cell plans so much more >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> expensive >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in my country vs the US? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CAPITALISM! It's always capitalism. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We've been over this. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure. Are you sure that it's not related >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to population base? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you pay the same country-wide and you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the same coverage in sparsely populated >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> areas (I know you have some of those), >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> then maybe. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But most likely capitalism. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a new S21 and 20GB of data for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> $47/month taxes in. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I pay a base fee of ~$4/month (deducted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from consumption) with slightly higher >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> per-minute charge and no free data. But >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> then I only use >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> data in emergency (which haven't >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> happened >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yet) and make maybe two calls and two >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> texts/month. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I used to have a prepaid cell for like >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> $10 a month back in 2003 when it was my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> emergency phone. Once I started using it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the time, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it was more cost-efficient to have a plan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with unlimited talk and text. I would say >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that I am most frequently contacted by >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> text than by other modes i.e. voice call >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or email. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On the other hand I still pay for a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> landline (IP) even though it hasn't made >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a sound (or call) in several years. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I also have a landline. My Dad calls it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and a few places where I keep forgetting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to change my contact info to my cell. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think the landline isn't VOIP it's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whatever came >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before that but after rotary dial phones. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Analog... (rotary dials relied on counting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the impulses - one for each digit passed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on return; pushbutton 'dialing' relied on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the frequency of the tone correspondig to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> each digit/button) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They will probably phase it out >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eventually. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Like they did with teevee signals, thus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> making everyone get new teevees... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought I got a new tv because the old >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one stopped working. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That may be, but lots of people got new tvs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because their old one couldn't >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> receive/decode the digital signal. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The cable company gave out digital conversion >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> boxes to people. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can you still get one of those. To use on an >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> old teevee that you buy at an antique shop? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt anything would work on a tv that old. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In theory it would. It would require a digital >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to analog conversion and probably a granularity >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reduction from HD to PAL or [whatever the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> American format is called]. An old cable >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> converter might just work if one could bypass >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the subscription bit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could work from an antenna. Some channels are >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the air. In HD even. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's what I meant, using the antenna as input >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for the box. A really old TV will probably make a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mess of an unaltered HD signal. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can imagine. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would probably make a mess of SD signals too. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And if by some miracle it could be made to work, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there probably wouldn't be anything good on anyway. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nonsense! There are always quality programming >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> available like those reality shows were a farmer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> needs a wife. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Grrr! No matter when I look it seems to be all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> American 'Married at first sight' or some survival >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> show... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's now a couple of them on about finding a spouse >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for farmers. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And some where they put couples in an isolated spot and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> see how long it takes for people to cheat on their >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> partners. *sigh* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And how long does it take? I need closure. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry, I don't have that information. I don't watch that >>>>>>>>>>>>>> type of programming. It's detrimental to my health. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I bet it would help you fall asleep = good for your health >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Not really. I tend to get irrationally angry that this shite >>>>>>>>>>>> is even produced, much less broadcast - using my money to do >>>>>>>>>>>> it. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> But it's outside your control. You need to chill. >>>>>>>>>> That certainly does not lessen the frustration. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Here have some Gatorade. >>>>>>>>>> Mmmmm... electrolytes. (I've never actually tried Gatorade.) >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I think my Dad bought some in the 70's when it was green sea >>>>>>>>> water. It's pretty gross. >>>>>>>>> I'm sure the stuff they have now is full of sugar. >>>>>>>> Well, sports people need their energy. >>>>>>> This is just a guess - it's mostly non-sports people who drink >>>>>>> it. >>>>>> Also the sports people/teams who are sponsored by the company, I >>>>>> bet. At least when they are on teevee. >>>>> >>>>> Or the Gatorade container is filled with water. At least that's >>>>> what it looks like when they dump it on the winning coach. >>>> One would hope so, given the stickyness of sugary drinks... >>> But you never know... >> That may be what happened to that Spanish womens football coach... > He got drunk on fermented Gatorade and kissed one of the players? Or maybe he was covered in sticky Gatorade and unwittingly was sticking to the players mouth... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I see that Big Brother is back for it's 25th season. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>>>>>>>>> But of course it is... It's what the people want. >>>>>>>>>>>>> People are stupid! >>>>>>>>>>>> Gatorade contains a lot of electrolytes... (guess the >>>>>>>>>>>> reference for the chance to win a modest prize) >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Idiocracy? >>>>>>>>>> Yup! I'll mail you a gold star... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> YAY! I hardly get any snail mail anymore. >>>>>>>>> This is so exciting. >>>>>>>> Hang on. I need to find a stamp... I'm sure there are some >>>>>>>> around here somewhere. >>>>>>> I'm so excited. I never win anything. I have to pee! >>>>>> You know what they say: You can't win unless you play. Maybe you >>>>>> should start doing some sportsball or something... After you are >>>>>> done peeing, obviously. >>>>> >>>>> I can't picture me playing team sports. >>>> There are types of sportsball where you play alone (against an >>>> opponent, obviously). Also without team sport you don't get to >>>> imbibe the team spirit... >>> No. I get that at work. >> Oohh! do you get to go on retreats and play stupid games too? (Made up >> by a genuine behaviourist sociologist.) > > Before COVID, we had stupid team building exercises. > One time a manager brought in a bag of carrots and tried to get us all > to go outside and make a snowman. This was in winter, one assumes. > Another manager had a stuffed animal that each person was supposed to > take home for the weekend and then share the toys adventures with the > rest of the team. Invasion of privacy if I ever saw it. Mind, if it had been me the stuffy thing would most likely have experienced doing laundry and watching telly. Very adventurous. > During COVID, they tried a bunch of virtual events because they think we > are retarded 6 year olds. Show 'n' tell, anyone? I don't remember most of the stupid tasks we were given at those sessions. Most of they were to do with working as a team, and everyone was faffing about getting nowhere until someone took charge and started giving orders. More often than I care to remember someone being me - just to get the thing over with. Great way to consolidate respect for section managers and such who was doing their fair share of faffing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They do show Colombo (again) but late at night and I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still remember all the plots from last time. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't remember all the Columbo plots. Doesn't matter >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> since they show you who did at the beginning of the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> show. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes but Colombo is more about howdonit than whodunit... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Colombo pretending to be dumb but really being very >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> smart of course. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And one more thing... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah, it must have slipped my mind for a moment... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have Acorn and BritBox now so I can catch up on all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my British murder mystery shows. I feel with the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> writer and actor strike that there may be a long tv >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> show drought. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I get BritBox as well (on that streaming service). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They have Yes Minister/Prime Minister. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I never watched that one. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's a good introduction into how gubbernment *really* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> works... sort of. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to finish Good Omens and then watch the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> latest season of The Witcher. The next season of The >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wheel of time starts September 1. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I did see a Canadian police series in french. It had >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the right characters: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> - a neuro-divergent sketch artist with 'amazing' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abilities, - a wheel-chair bound, female chief always >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wearing a baseball cap, - a young arab gay forensic >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> investigator, - a semi-alcoholic older detective who >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> broke all the rules (violently) - a middle aged female >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> researcher, who was a former elite hacker. And that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was just the Good Guys(tm). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't know that one. I used to watch 'District 31' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when I was on language training. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Portrait Robot' in Canadian. ('The Sketch Artist' in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'danish'). I don't know 'District 31' but I do have a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Belgian series of all things, all about sex-crimes.. in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Flemish language. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And speaking of programming, I wrote a Python program >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> today without taking a course. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had no idea you were a parseltongue. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I had to do something after I failed out of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wizard school. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that even possible. I thought you would just have to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take the year again. Or become Key Warden or something. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But eventually they found out that I'm too stupid to be a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wizard. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that even possible? I thought it's an innate ability >>>>>>>>>>>>>> for those whom it is gifted. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm more of a Rincewind type of wizard or not gifted at >>>>>>>>>>>>> all. Smoke and mirrors! >>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not familiar. Or _a_ familiar for that matter... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> That's what the cats are for. >>>>>>>>>> I have no cat. Also no wizardry. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I have a cat. It does what it wants. >>>>>>>> I'm somewhat familiar with the behaviour of cats. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Not familiar with the rules of being a familiar. >>>>>>>> Me either. But that's okay since I'm not a cat. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of these day I'm gonna install the ADA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pre-compiler for gcc again and think of something to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> code in it... Something with a lot of things happening >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> at the same time. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, you won't. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will. Some day... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right after you build that water feature in your yard, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm sure. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I won't be able to work on the water feature in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> winter, so I could do the installing then. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't that when you are painting the living room? >>>>>>>>>>>>> *snickers* >>>>>>>>>>>> No that was this spring, theoretically... Or next spring. >>>>>>>>>>>> Some time when I can keep the doors and windows open. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyhoo.... >>>>>>>>>>>>> You should learn Python so that you can nitpit my code. >>>>>>>>>>>> What made you think that I don't know Python? (I don't, but >>>>>>>>>>>> still) >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> It was a calculated risk. It was created after you left >>>>>>>>>>> school and were a fully functioning adult with a regular day >>>>>>>>>>> job. >>>>>>>>>> Yebbut I was reasonably capable of learning several >>>>>>>>>> programming languages for many years after that. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> As did I. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I think once MS took over the workplace, most people learned >>>>>>>>> VB. >>>>>>>> And some probably even learned a programming language as well. >>>>>>> Probably. >>>>>>> I usually end up teaching myself. >>>>>> Whereas I on several occasions ended up teaching others... >>>>> >>>>> I haven't taught anyone to program, but I do end up reviewing other >>>>> people's code. I get questions about 'How do I do thing X?' I have >>>>> one programmer who can't program from scratch. I usually have to >>>>> meet with him and outline step 1, step 2 etc. >>>> But you are supposed to learn that in programmer school...? >>> I think his degree is in Philosophy or History or something non- >>> programming. How he got into this line of work, I'll never know. He >>> told me his dream job would be to work on video games. He would die >>> in that job. >> Probably. How he got the job: probably the same way as everyone else - >> lied on his resume... > > I would be impressed if that were the case. This one has about 0 > initiative. Maybe you could assign him to go to all the meetings...? Just tell him to say "No". >>>>> Sometimes people write 10 pages of code to do something when all >>>>> they need is the coalesce function. >>>> Isn't that more an unwillingness to RT(F)M? >>> No one does that. >> I always did. And it served me well on many occasions. More people >> should RTM. > > You lost the F! If one RTM before it becomes am urgent necessity there is no F involved. >>>>>>>>>>>> What made you think I can't nitpick any code from a position >>>>>>>>>>>> of relative ignorance? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> But really. Code is code. The symbols may be different but >>>>>>>>>>>> logic is forever... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> That's what I keep telling coworkers who are panicking about >>>>>>>>>>> having to learn Python or R. If you can program, you can do >>>>>>>>>>> it in any language. You just have to learn to syntax. >>>>>>>>>> And memorise all the function libraries, of course... Piece of >>>>>>>>>> cake. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Nah. I mean the stuff I use often will get engraved in my mind. >>>>>>>>> Anything else, will be googled. >>>>>>>> But... your productivity!!1! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> All pensionable time! >>>>>>> If they want me to be more productive, they need to get me more >>>>>>> staff and stop assigning me extra work. >>>>>> >>>>>> Your productivity isn't going to increase if you run out of work >>>>>> to do. >>>>>> >>>>> That will never happen. When we are understaffed, I don't have time >>>>> to focus on my own work. All the work has to be distributed amongst >>>>> the existing staff. >>>> >>>> Delegation is work, though. Particularly if you have staff. >>> >>> It's a delicate balanacing act. >> >> Another reason why wearing heels to work is a bad idea? >> > I definitely wobble less in flat shoes. One of several reasons why I never wore high heels to work. -- BeH " We are trapped by language to such a degree that every attempt to formulate insight is a play on words." - Niels Bohr