Re: Heating woes

Merlyne <[email protected]>
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <[email protected]>
BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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> On 23.09.2023 23.14, Merlyne wrote:
>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]: 
>> 
>>> On 17.09.2023 19.50, Merlyne wrote:
>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>>
>>>>> On 09.09.2023 22.51, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 06.09.2023 14.22, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 30.08.2023 14.42, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 24.08.2023 16.55, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>>> [Unmessyness achieved]
>>>>>>>> [A half-assed job]
>>>>>>> [The unmessying of a usenet thread is a neverending task.]
>>>>>> [If only you were so vigilant with the housework]
>>>>> [If only that could be achieved from the comfort of the recliner]
>>>> [Eventually, you will need clean dishes or fresh underwear]
>>> [I'll have you know I currently have both due to an uncharacteristic
>>> spurt of domestic activity.]
>> [Well, there'll be 2 moons in the sky tonite!]
> [That's not a thing that happens. One of them is probably the space
> station. Or a chinese balloon.]
[*waves* Hi China! I have clean underwear too1]
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [My brane hurts]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You really should get one of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those >>>>> brane massage thingies]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Which?]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The ones with the wires and the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> little > balls... 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ERROR: Expecting a ].
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Aren't those for massaging the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scalp?] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Well, you obviously have to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>remove >>>> the > top of the scull first
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for the 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> best > results] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [There's always a catch. First you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need >> the massage thingie and then
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you >> get it >> out of the box and see
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you >> need a >> Stryker 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> saw. At this point, I've already
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> opened >> the box, so 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't send it back for a refund.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The >> replacement blades for that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>thing >>>> aren't  cheap. Then I get 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> part way around and realize I can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get >> my skull undone at the back] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Maybe the friendly people at the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hardware 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> store can help you out. If I buy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wood >> I > can get it cut to size for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DKK50 per 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cut...] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I don't want someone who cuts wood
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for >> a  living playing around with my 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>skull] > [You should have some faith in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your > fellow human, I'm sure they are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> perfectly 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> competent. And willing to sanitise the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blade for a nominal fee.] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Hard pass]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [If you prefer. But you don't know where
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that blade has been.] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*runs away*]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [There really is no way to please you, is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there?] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Not when it comes to opening my head with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a rusty blade, no} 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *crying and shaking from TWO unbalanced
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parenthesises* 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The rusty part is on you, though, if you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> won't pay the cleaning fee] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Can I borrow some money? I'm a bit short
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Doesn't your health insurance cover
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> de-rusting?] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I doubt it. It covers only the essentials, not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cosmetic things] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You could argue that not un-rusting the saw is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an infection risk, so it could be more expensive
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the long run.] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Have you every tried to argue with an insurance
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> company?] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Nope. But I'm sure they are all nice people with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your best interest in mind.]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'm sure their profits are ahead of my welfare]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It must be a miserable life to have mindset like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that. But that's CAPITALISM for you]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Money makes the world go around. I feel a song
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming on] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Is it the Internationale? Or maybe Le Marseillaise?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Beneath the Red Banner?]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Nope]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I give up, then. What song?]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [99 Red Balloons]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> But that's not even about capitalism...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I know. I just like the song.
>>>>>>>>>>> {opium for the working classes... bread and circus...
>>>>>>>>>>> similar catchy phrases of pedantic disapproval}
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I see -- you dislike my taste in music.
>>>>>>>>> It has nothing to do with your taste in music. The important
>>>>>>>>> bit is how evil and dangerous not good capitalism is.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Please explain how 99 Red Balloons proves that.
>>>>>>> It doesn't. That's sort of the point. Those other songs at least
>>>>>>> attempt to address the evilness.
>>>>>> It was the song that came up next on my playlist.
>>>>>> Behold! The randomness of all things...
>>>>> Ahh, but was it really random or was it the inherent capitalistic
>>>>> nature of your music-playing device that prompted the choice of a
>>>>> song glorifying the excessive consumption of inflatable latex
>>>>> pouches? 
>>>> I thought it was inspired by a Rolling Stones concert.
>>> No idea. Are the Rolling Stones considered airheads?
>>>
>> aren't most people in the entertainment industry?
> I don't know. I don't spend much time considering people in the
> entertainment industry generally.
> 
>>>>>>>>>>> Did you know that "Hagen" is danish for 'the chin'.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Wow! Fascinating...
>>>>>>>>>> Isn't Hagen an aquarium supply company?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No idea. I don't have an acuarium...
>>>>>>>> Or a spel chekur
>>>>>>> Or good lighting for the keybored....
>>>>>> Maybee u need a nu lamp.
>>>>> I suspect getting up and turning on the lamp I already have will
>>>>> do the trick.
>>>>>
>>>>> [*big munch*]
>>>> [hungry?]
>>> [Just tidying up]
>>>
>> [Nesting, are we?]
> [I'll be spring before you know it. Best to be prepared.]

[By the time Spring comes, there will be 6 inches of dust on everything]
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