Re: Polar vortex
BeH <[email protected]>
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
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On 26.09.2023 14.11, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 23.09.2023 23.14, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 17.09.2023 19.50, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 09.09.2023 22.51, Merlyne wrote: >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [attributions] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [arbitrations] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [artifacts] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [artifactory] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [artichoke factory] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [olfactory] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [oligarchy] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [obfuscate] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [operate] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [oaklike] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Oakley] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [offramp] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [osprey] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [ookpik] >>>>>>>>>>>> [awww... olympic] >>>>>>>>>>> [ouched] >>>>>>>>>> [outré] >>>>>>>>> [outrém] >>>>>>>> [latlh] >>>>>>> [?] >>>>>> [Same thing but in klingon... or so goooogele claims] >>>>> [I thought you had a stroke] >>>> [The way my brane has been misfiring lately I might as well have >>>> had. Is chronic fatigue a symptom of a stoke?] >>> [I'm not a medical professional. Anyone I know who had a stroke has >>> paralysis of some kind i.e. they can't move the left side of their >>> body or have slurred speach. Extreme fatigue can be a symptom of >>> about a million things like a virus/allergies or vitamin deficiency. >>> You should see your doctor] >> [Or take more naps. Naps help so I probably didn't have a stroke.] > [Okay then. Mystery solved] [And without everybody having to listen to a lengthy monologue in the library, too.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [gone but not >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> forgotten] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I've already >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> forgotten] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Doesn't bode well >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for >>>>>> your >>>> end >> of >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> term > >>>> exams. >> You >> want >> me >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to >> >> paste >>>> it >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back >> in?] >>>>>>>>>> [exams?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Yes. At the end of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the >>>>>> year.] >>>>>>>>>> [So I still >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have >>>> some >> time >> then] >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right >> attitude. If >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you >>> don't keep up >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> during >>>> the >>>> year >>>> you'll >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> never >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be >> able to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get >> through >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it all in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> revision.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'll copy off your test] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I shall be giving the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> test.] >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Then you'll give me a good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mark >>>>>>>> because >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we know each other] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That is not how it works. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That >> is >>>> not >>> how anything >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> works. Also >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it >> may >> be >>> someone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> else doing the marking.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You'll tell me the answers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so >> I >>>> get >> a >> good mark] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That would be cheating] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [So? do you want me to fail?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I want you to study, apply >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yourself, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make the effort, stuff like >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that] >>>>>> [Why? What's in it for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you?] >>>>> [I want you to do well, is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all] >>>> [I'm destined to fail since I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't >>>> even know what I'm being >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tested >> about] > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It's about all the vital and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interesting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> information being presented in this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> very > newsgroup. I though that was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clear.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Nope. Was as clear as mud. I think I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> will be away that day.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You are going to make me look bad >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when > no-one passes my test.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Looks good on you since you refused to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> help me out] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [So my options are to look like an >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> incompetent test-giver or behave >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unethically? Why do you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hate me?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Deflect!] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What?! Squirrel? Where...? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Apparerntly you've mistaken me for a dog. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So the squirrel wasn't the deflection? What >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was it, then? Surely it can't be the pair of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> swallows that has built their nest on the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> door to my garage/storage shed/workshop.... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have a workshop? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have a long table with a lamp and a couple >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of vises and a lot of stuff on it in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garage. That ought to count. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not that I can easily get to it at the moment, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with the nest on the door. The eggs have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hatched so it's now a nest of baby birds >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> constantly being fed by two very busy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> swallows. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It appears I was wrong. The increased activity I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> observed must have been a final effort to finish >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the nest before laying. Probably something to do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a mortgage maturing or some such. So we are >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all still waiting for the hatching (and the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gender reveal party). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hopefully it won't start a fire. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Swallows have more sense than that. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There'll be 2 of each. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We shall see. All in good time. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [waits] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nothing further to report yet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [waits some more] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> THEY LIVE. I hear them when the parent-birds bring >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> food (and remove droppings). So far I've only seen >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> three wide-open beaklets at a time. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do birds clean the nest? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Some do. Mostly (including swallows, sadly) the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> young'uns just excrete over the edge of the nest once >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they a big enough to move around a bit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watch out below! >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't use that door at the moment anyway. I will >>>>>>>>>>>>>> probably be available soon, though. The new birds have >>>>>>>>>>>>>> taken to fly about... Which hopefully means the pile of >>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit below the nest won't grow any further. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You can clean it up. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I'll probably have to. It's not like the birds are gonna do >>>>>>>>>>>> it. After all I've done for them... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You can add it to the obelisk tour -- come and see the >>>>>>>>>>> amazing guano. >>>>>>>>>> I could, I suppose. Only I don't have an obelisk (yet). a >>>>>>>>>> guano tour might not be as compelling to the touristy masses. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> This reminds me of the P.T. Barnum thing about how someone >>>>>>>>> could put a sign that says 'Come and see the egress --$5' and >>>>>>>>> people would queue up. People don't know what that it, but they >>>>>>>>> know if they have to pay, it's worth seeing. >>>>>>>> Most people know what bird-poop is, though... >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You have to make it sound exciting. Somehow. >>>>>> I could have a poster explaining how terrorists use it to blow up >>>>>> stuff, I suppose. >>>>> Isn't that chemical fertilizer? >>>> It's still mostly nitrogen and phosphates - perfectly viable as base >>>> for a bomb... They used to use guano in gunpowder production in the >>>> olden days. >>>> >>> Interesting. >> That's what Timothy McVeigh said too... >> > And where is he now? Still in prison, presumably. > I was thinking that back in the old West, their personal hygiene was of > low quality, so it might be hard to tell if the guy beside you at the > Saloon was loaded and ready for a gun fight. From my extensive research watching old John Wayne movies, I would say that the stranger beside you in the saloon is *always* loaded and ready for a gunfight. >>>>>>>>> An aside - a coworker and I were discussing this in the kitchen >>>>>>>>> one day at work. And the other people there wandered over and >>>>>>>>> asked us what an egress is. >>>>>>>> I hope you didn't just tell them for free. >>>>>>> D'oh! >>>>>> You'll never make billions if you don't think of these things... >>>>> I guess that's why I'm not a billionaire then. >>>> It's the first billion that's the hardest, wher you really have to >>>> put in the effort (or have ancestors who put in the effort). After >>>> that the billions more or less make themselves. Unless the plebs >>>> decides to eat you. >>>> >>> >>> Seems like too much work. >>> I come from a long line of really poor people. >> That's the common mistake people who want to become billionaires often >> make. >> > Why aren't you a billionaire, then? Because I come from a long line of really poor people. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I feel like I'm setting myself up for a bad pun here. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> When have I ever produced a bad pun? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puns, by definition, are bad. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Only the puny ones. They are hard to swallow. >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going cold turkey. >>>>>>>>>>>> Chickening out, you mean... >>>>>>>>>>> Careful! I have a fowl temper... >>>>>>>>>> I'll be sure to duck. >>>>>>>>> At least you'll get some egg-cersize. >>>>>>>> This is a yoke, right? If I get any more eggcersise I'll be end >>>>>>>> up a shell of my former self... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> I see you poached some yolk-tastic egg puns. >>>>>> Yeah - my humour is really getting air under its wings. Soaring >>>>>> you might say. >>>>>> >>>>> Shell-arious! Don't get whisked away... >>>> Not likely - I'm not exactly a featherweight... >>> Dammit! I already used egg-cersise! >>> And I was quilling these puns... >> I'm down to end it here if you wish... > I'm in. As long as it doesn't ruffle any feathers. We can only implore everyone to calm their tits, as the saying goes. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also I don't see a possible pun presenting. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Phew! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would make me stark raven mad! >>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's no reason to let your gull rise because of a pun. >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm starling to get annoyed owl-ready. >>>>>>>>>>>> Don't go all emu on me... >>>>>>>>>>> That one flew over my head. >>>>>>>>>> HA! Emus don't even fly. ('Emo's may or may not, but they >>>>>>>>>> aren't happy about it either way.) >>>>>>>>> Those kids quack me up! >>>>>>>> Don't crow about it; I'm sure you hade your phase of being edgy >>>>>>>> and different too... >>>>>>> I got tweetment for it. >>>>>> Must have been a trill for you. Did you get coffee and magpie >>>>>> after? >>>>> Yes! I gobbled it up! >>>> That must have been quite a large bill. I this economy. >>> It was actually cheep. >> Just a few loonies, then? > [OOOO! Excellent knowledge of local currencies] > Yep! It makes cents that I would have some. Attached to a magnet, perhaps... [1] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aww...cute! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yep. They'll dive-bomb you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The last pair I had didn't. They were too busy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to worry about me at all. At most they made an >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> extra go-around to try and confuse me - the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> giant predator - before landing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Except you aren't a predator. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They don't know that. Also I could be a fire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hazard. No smoke without and such... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe you shouldn't smoke around their home. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not. I'm smoking around *my' home. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm sure that's not how the birds see things. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, they probably see a giant potential predator. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Get off the lawn! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's my lawn and I'll do what I want. Anyway I'm mostly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> standing on the doorstep when I observe the nest. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ooo! A peeper! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {more of a frog joke} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can put in a good word, if you liek. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You speak swallow? These are barn swallows; they >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> may have quite a strong accent. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have an app that talks to birds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As in making bird sounds...? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Usually enrages them. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's usually male birds that make the most noise. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Something about how great they are at the sex and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bringing up young'uns. And they as a rule don't like >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> other male birds making noise close by. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Some male birds make the nest. I'm sure some the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bragging is about that. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That too... pretty important part of bringing up >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> young'uns. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bragging about making a nest is? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Building a brag-worthy nest is. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's mostly twigs and mud. Low resale value. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> And yet they tend to come back to it year after year. Also >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the little (staying) birds like to use it in winter. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> The birds here don't seem to reuse nests. The robins have 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>> batches and seem to make a new nest each time. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe it's part of the pagentry of laying eggs. >>>>>>>>>>>> Or maybe they just have to much time on their hands... >>>>>>>>>>>> Getting their food delivered and all. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Like Uber eats? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I'm not familiar. There is no Uber here. They got mad and >>>>>>>>>> closed down when they found out they had to follow the rules >>>>>>>>>> for taxi companies (having a licence and paying their drivers >>>>>>>>>> and such). Also I live in the county-side. I don't think >>>>>>>>>> anyone delivers to here... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I don't think UberEats delivers here either :( >>>>>>>>> A few places in the Village will. >>>>>>>> 'My' village is too small to have places... >>>>>>> >>>>>>> It must have somewhere to buy tobacco. >>>>>> That's in the bizarrely places suburban neighbourhood down the >>>>>> road. And anyway they don't always have what I need, and I have to >>>>>> go all the way into bigtown. >>>>> Oh no! >>>> Oh yes! And it's four times the distance... >>>> >>> You need the exercise. >> >> I need the tobacco products is what I need. The exercise is >> incidental. >> > And better than none. I get a reasonable amount of exercise anyway. It keeps me going... ad 1: Very old ACME reference. -- BeH " We are trapped by language to such a degree that every attempt to formulate insight is a play on words." - Niels Bohr