Re: Heating woes

Merlyne <[email protected]> Wed, 4 Oct 2023 14:13:44 -0000 (UTC)
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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> On 26.09.2023 14.11, Merlyne wrote:
>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]: 
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>>> On 23.09.2023 23.14, Merlyne wrote:
>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>>>> On 17.09.2023 19.50, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>>>>>> On 09.09.2023 22.51, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>>>>>>>> On 06.09.2023 14.22, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>>>>>>>>>> On 30.08.2023 14.42, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 24.08.2023 16.55, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> [Unmessyness achieved]
>>>>>>>>>> [A half-assed job]
>>>>>>>>> [The unmessying of a usenet thread is a neverending task.]
>>>>>>>> [If only you were so vigilant with the housework]
>>>>>>> [If only that could be achieved from the comfort of the
>>>>>>> recliner] 
>>>>>> [Eventually, you will need clean dishes or fresh underwear]
>>>>> [I'll have you know I currently have both due to an
>>>>> uncharacteristic spurt of domestic activity.]
>>>> [Well, there'll be 2 moons in the sky tonite!]
>>> [That's not a thing that happens. One of them is probably the space
>>> station. Or a chinese balloon.]
>> [*waves* Hi China! I have clean underwear too1]
> [The chinese would expect nothing less. Also the chinese will probably
> already have assumed that based on the information  supplied by your
> washing mashine]
[The washing machine only knows when I wash something, no what I wash]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [My brane hurts]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You really should get one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of >>>>>> those >>>>> brane massage
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>thingies] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Which?]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The ones with the wires and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>>>>>>> little > balls... 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ERROR: Expecting a ].
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Aren't those for massaging the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scalp?] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Well, you obviously have to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> remove >>>> the > top of the scull
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>first >> for the 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> best > results] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [There's always a catch. First
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you >>>> need >> the massage thingie and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>then >> you >> get it >> out of the box
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and see 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you >> need a >> Stryker 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> saw. At this point, I've already
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> opened >> the box, so 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't send it back for a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>refund. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The >> replacement blades for that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing >>>> aren't  cheap. Then I get 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> part way around and realize I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>can't >>>> get >> my skull undone at the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>back] >>>>> [Maybe the friendly people
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>at the >>>>> hardware 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> store can help you out. If I buy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wood >> I > can get it cut to size
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for >> DKK50 per 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cut...] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I don't want someone who cuts wood
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for >> a  living playing around with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>my >> skull] > [You should have some
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>faith in 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your > fellow human, I'm sure they
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are >>> perfectly 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> competent. And willing to sanitise
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>> blade for a nominal fee.] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Hard pass]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [If you prefer. But you don't know
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>where > that blade has been.] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*runs away*]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [There really is no way to please you,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is there?] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Not when it comes to opening my head
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a rusty blade, no} 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *crying and shaking from TWO unbalanced
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parenthesises* 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The rusty part is on you, though, if you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> won't pay the cleaning fee] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Can I borrow some money? I'm a bit short
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Doesn't your health insurance cover
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> de-rusting?] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I doubt it. It covers only the essentials,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not cosmetic things] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You could argue that not un-rusting the saw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is an infection risk, so it could be more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> expensive in the long run.] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Have you every tried to argue with an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> insurance company?] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Nope. But I'm sure they are all nice people
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with your best interest in mind.]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'm sure their profits are ahead of my welfare]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It must be a miserable life to have mindset like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that. But that's CAPITALISM for you]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Money makes the world go around. I feel a song
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coming on] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Is it the Internationale? Or maybe Le Marseillaise?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Beneath the Red Banner?]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Nope]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I give up, then. What song?]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [99 Red Balloons]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But that's not even about capitalism...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know. I just like the song.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> {opium for the working classes... bread and circus...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> similar catchy phrases of pedantic disapproval}
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I see -- you dislike my taste in music.
>>>>>>>>>>> It has nothing to do with your taste in music. The important
>>>>>>>>>>> bit is how evil and dangerous not good capitalism is.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Please explain how 99 Red Balloons proves that.
>>>>>>>>> It doesn't. That's sort of the point. Those other songs at
>>>>>>>>> least attempt to address the evilness.
>>>>>>>> It was the song that came up next on my playlist.
>>>>>>>> Behold! The randomness of all things...
>>>>>>> Ahh, but was it really random or was it the inherent
>>>>>>> capitalistic nature of your music-playing device that prompted
>>>>>>> the choice of a song glorifying the excessive consumption of
>>>>>>> inflatable latex pouches? 
>>>>>> I thought it was inspired by a Rolling Stones concert.
>>>>> No idea. Are the Rolling Stones considered airheads?
>>>>>
>>>> aren't most people in the entertainment industry?
>>> I don't know. I don't spend much time considering people in the
>>> entertainment industry generally.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did you know that "Hagen" is danish for 'the chin'.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Wow! Fascinating...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't Hagen an aquarium supply company?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No idea. I don't have an acuarium...
>>>>>>>>>> Or a spel chekur
>>>>>>>>> Or good lighting for the keybored....
>>>>>>>> Maybee u need a nu lamp.
>>>>>>> I suspect getting up and turning on the lamp I already have will
>>>>>>> do the trick.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [*big munch*]
>>>>>> [hungry?]
>>>>> [Just tidying up]
>>>>>
>>>> [Nesting, are we?]
>>> [I'll be spring before you know it. Best to be prepared.]
>> 
>> [By the time Spring comes, there will be 6 inches of dust on
>> everything] 
> [A lot of the dust tend to get stuck in the spider webs so maybe not.]
> 
[*sigh* 
You need to stop hoarding spiders]