Re: Phil

BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:

> On 25.10.2023 16.26, Merlyne wrote:
>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>> On 18.10.2023 13.55, Merlyne wrote:
>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>>>> On 04.10.2023 16.13, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>>>>>> On 26.09.2023 14.11, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>>>>>>>> On 23.09.2023 23.14, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>>>>>>>>>> On 17.09.2023 19.50, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote >>>> in >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:[email protected]: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy birthday to you,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wherever 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you >>>>> are... 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> North Carolina?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It wouldn't surprise me if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>he's >>>> one >>>> of >> those
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>off-the-grid 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mountain 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> men/prepper 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kooks. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then hew may not see this...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably not.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi Phil! (just in case)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -- 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH - Spring is here...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>       <boing-boing> look at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>it >>>> go! >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dude! you need to spring into
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> summer! 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not unless it stops raining
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>half >>>> the >>>>> day. And the heavy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wind >>>> abates. One 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> could mistake this for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>autumn... 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lucky you!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's been hot and humid here.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> 
https://www.theweathernetwork.com/en/news/weather/forecasts/a-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hot-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mugg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> y-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>week-in-ontario-and-quebec-could-break- 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> records
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have just had two days with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the >>>>>>> highest 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> global tempetature ever (in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> recorded 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> history) they said on the news.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They >>>>> also had a story about a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> local ferry 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who > had to raise their mooring
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> points >>> because of 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> higher water level or something.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I >>>>>>> wasn't paying attention. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't it an El Nino year?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think so, but that doesn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> immediately 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> affect me personally, so... 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll try to remember this weather
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when >> it's -40C in February. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can set a reminder on your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> phone. >>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can but won't.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How about you set a reminder on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your >>>> phone to remind me? 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't know when it's -40C in your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> area. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone should invent a website when
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people could search for the weather
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in >> other countries. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's an idea... But don't you have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people on the TV or radio tell you how
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the weather is supposed to be. That's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> how I usually find 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out. Also I don't think such a website
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> will tell when it's -40C a half year
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in > advance. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I already told you when to look.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Regrettably I can't go into the future
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to look at the website, which makes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> setting 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an alarm now pure guesswork... 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did you miss the part when I said
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> February? 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. Hence the need for time-travel as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> February is a good six months in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> future. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm pretty sure that even a monkey could
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> set a reminder on their phone for February
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right now. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But setting a reminder now on your phone for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> February with the correct weather forecast
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for that day is something else entirely.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Find me a monkey that can do *that*. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need to set a reminder on your phone for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> February to check the temperature here so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that you can remind about how I was bitching
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about the heat in the summer. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rationally it's bound to be colder next
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> February that this summer, so the checking of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> temperature shouldn't really be needed. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know you want to.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem is that I'm not sure how to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> set a reminder on my phone. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A smart guy like you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There have never been a need...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to set one last week, oddly for February.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Then _you_ can check the weather at the same
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time. No need for me to be involved.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I already know what the weather is here.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So the whole setting reminder/checking webpages is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moot? 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The point was ..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nevermind!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fine. Just don't complain about the cold come
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> February, or I'll have to remind you how you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> complained about the heat in July. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok. It's a date!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Actually it's a month. So 29 dates, really. I'm only
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going to remind you once, though.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Great! Then I only have to ignore you once.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> At most. Maybe I'll forget to remind you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Super!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I already feel like I just got away with something.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you start complaining about the cold I'll probably
>>>>>>>>>>>>> remember, though.... 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You're putting a lot of pressure on me not to complain
>>>>>>>>>>>> about the weather.
>>>>>>>>>>>> It's what Canadians do best!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That's because you have very little else to complain aboot,
>>>>>>>>>>> eh? 
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> We complain about foreigners who say we say 'aboot'.
>>>>>>>>> People still do that? Enough to complain about - even if you
>>>>>>>>> have nothing else to complain about except the weather?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> There is no shortage of things to complain aboot.
>>>>>>> I know, right. There's weather ALL THE TIME!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> You should do something about it.
>>>>> Nobody seems inclined to appoint me undisputed ruler anytime soon.
>>>>
>>>> I think you need to just declare it yourself.
>>> Modesty prevents...
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I put it on my calendar.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There is a calendar too?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ugh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RTFM
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. (Actually I did but only to stop all the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'automatic' functionality attempting to breach my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> privacy.) 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Remind me, why did you get a cellphone?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Two factor authentication! The bank made it so I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> couldn't do transactions over a certain amount
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without using the code they sent via SMS. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I need 2 step authentication to even sign into my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bank account (and a whole bunch of other accounts).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which I don't mind. They have options for people
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without cellphones. They can call a number and an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> automated robo-voice says the code OR the code is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sent to the email they have on file. Stuff like that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That must be nice, having options like that. Even the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> damn supermarket chains have 'apps' now, with special
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> discounts one only gets if one pays through the app. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't buy any of those items... 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Most store have rewards apps now. The grocery stores
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> track our purchases and then give coupons based on the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> buying history (I assume). The stupid thing is they
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> send coupons every week for items that need to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> purchased once a month or less frequently OR the coupon
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is for bonus points for every $10 spent on an item that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> costs $9.99. Like I'm buying 2 10kg drums of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mayonnaise. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> First of all I'm appalled that you even consider buying
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one 10kg drum of mayonnaise. How can anyone use that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much before it goes rancid. The apps our stores have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have actual reduced prices for normal in-the-store stuff
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that non-app users can also buy - but at the not-reduced
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> price. I don't know how this than be legal... 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's like a club, innit?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So you get the app and then you save too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't care what they call it - it's still discrimination
>>>>>>>>>>>>> based on concern for one's privacy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It's loyalty program for loyal customers. You have to
>>>>>>>>>>>> subscribe to get the discounts.
>>>>>>>>>>> It's actually slightly dodgy according to danish trade law,
>>>>>>>>>>> and they have to wriggle things a bit to not get harsh words
>>>>>>>>>>> from the consumer ombudsmand.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> So I guess you don't want to save money.
>>>>>>>>> I want everybody to be able to save money - regardless of
>>>>>>>>> whether they have a smrt-phone and choose to install the shops
>>>>>>>>> stupid app. 
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Life doesn't work that way.
>>>>>>> Well it should. And when I'm the undisputed ruler...
>>>>>> Oh! Something else to hope for!
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm still waiting for the appointment to be official...
>>>>
>>>> Why wait? Make it happen!
>>> It's more official if someone else does the appointing. Probably my
>>> edicts will carry more weight too.
>>>
>> Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands.
> I'm concerned someone, somewhere might attempt to question the
> legitimay of my absolute ruling.
> 
As the ruler, can't you over-rule or silence them?
Dark pit anyone?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't buy that much mayonnaise. It was an exaggeration
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for illustrative purposes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Still appalled that 10kg drums of mayonnaise is a thing
>>>>>>>>>>>>> that is available to private households.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> What if it was a 10kg drum of coffee?
>>>>>>>>>>> That would be fine, especially if it involved a substantial
>>>>>>>>>>> rebate. Using 10kg of coffee before it goes bad is easy
>>>>>>>>>>> enough. Also coffee doesn't go rancid the same way
>>>>>>>>>>> mayonnaise does. 
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I would never use either before they went to the dark side.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You can keep coffee in the freezer - keeps it fresh an
>>>>>>>>> potent... 
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *gasp*
>>>>>>>> I used to keep coffee in the freezer until my hippie uncle
>>>>>>>> started roasting his own. Apparently, you're never supposed to
>>>>>>>> keep it in the freezer but in an air-tight container at room
>>>>>>>> temperature. 
>>>>>>> I've kept coffee in the freezer for years with no apparent ill
>>>>>>> effect. I suspect the airtightness of the container is the
>>>>>>> important bit. And coffee comes mostly vacuum packed around
>>>>>>> here. (Pre-roasted too.) 
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The coffee comes vacuum packed from the store here.
>>>>>> Coffee roasting will be a valuable skill once the world descends
>>>>>> into chaos (zombie apocalyse or whatever). 
>>>>>
>>>>> All things considered I think I would rather not be awake for
>>>>> that. 
>>>> No coffee for you!
>>> Even coffee won't keep you awake if you are dead by zombie.
>> No but it will give me a jolt to run away.
> And straight into the arms (and slighly decomposed mouth) of a
> different zombie. That's how it works.
> 
Didn't you watch The Walking Dead?
You only get eaten when you stop to help someone else out.

>>>>> (Not that zombies are real or anything)
>>>> {They could be. Maybe it's a side-effect of the COVID vaccine}
>>> Like autism and 5G mind control...? I think not.
>> No one knows for certain.
> Certainly not any of the mindless sheeples who can't even be bothered
> to do their own research on f*cebook.
> 
I'm thinking FB is not a good place to do research.

>>>>> (Also isn't it bad enough already - what more do you want.)
>>>>>
>>>> {The pendulum always swings back the other way}
>>> {Observe the pendulum... follow the movement of the pendulum...
>>> concentrate on the pendulum...}
>>>
>> Getting hard to concentrate....
>> Must watch the pendulum...
>> Can't
>> seem
>> to 
>> stay
>> awake
>> ...
>> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
> 
> Wupsie!
> 
> *snaps fingers* You can wake up now.
> 
Huh?