Re: First major snowfall this year
Merlyne <[email protected]> Wed, 8 Nov 2023 13:11:35 -0000 (UTC)
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 25.10.2023 16.26, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 18.10.2023 13.55, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 04.10.2023 16.13, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 26.09.2023 14.11, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 23.09.2023 23.14, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On 17.09.2023 19.50, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.09.2023 22.51, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 06.09.2023 14.22, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30.08.2023 14.42, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 24.08.2023 16.55, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 18.08.2023 14.51, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 13.08.2023 23.28, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.08.2023 14.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01.08.2023 13.32, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Monumental truncation] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Is this about obelisks again?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [One can do a lot with words alone, but >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> constructing a large stone needle I feel is not >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one. Also stop fixating on obelisks.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Fine! If anyone is looking for me, I'll be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outside drawing penises on the sidewalk] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [If you feel that will contribute to the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> beautification of the neighbourhood - go right >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ahead. For balance you can also consider making >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one of these: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/vagina- >>>> sculpture- >>>>>>>>>> brazil >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> - >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> b678875.h >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tml ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That doesn't mesh with my obelisk fixation. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's all about balancing the artistic whole... Also >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they might put a piece in the local paper about it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> if you do. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What to wear? What to wear? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Something in an earth tone, I would say... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or chromokey blue? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm pretty sure that is illegal for award shows. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially the prominent and televised ones like this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Should I just wear what I wear whenI'm posting? >>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure if you want to be like one of those 'ordinary >>>>>>>>>>>>> citizens' being interviewed for the news. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> What are you wearing? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Black. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> That's easy to coordinate with. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Quite. And good for hiding in the shadows... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You don't want to do that if you are up for an award. >>>>>>>>> I will if I don't win. >>>>>>>> So I need to wear something black as well and no sequins. >>>>>>> Only if you plan to participate in the hysterical crying and >>>>>>> tearing of hair. >>>>>>> >>>>>> Nope. >>>>> >>>>> Then by all means go nuts with the sequins. >>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I don't want to do that since it was a lot of effort putting >>>>>>>>>> myself together. >>>>>>>>> You aren't made from LEGO, are you? >>>>>>>> Would that excite you? >>>>>>> I'm mostly sanguine in relation to LEGO, but I imagine it makes >>>>>>> clothes shopping a bit challenging... >>>>>> Probably makes it easier. Lego people just swap out the torso and >>>>>> legs with the costume that they want to wear. >>>>> But think of the (relative) size of the shopping bags you will >>>>> need. >>>> They can get a box delivered to their homes. >>> >>> I suppose. It would be an improvement on the various mystery bags >>> that was so popular a few years ago... >>> >> I guess I missed that. > It's an oldie but goodie in questionable marketing. > 1) Make a series of figurines or cards or whatever, some of them in > very small numbers. > 2) Anonymise the product with lots of non-transparent plastic. > 3) Entice kids (and/or adults) to collect them all. > 4) Profit. Yep FOMO. They still have toys with a surprise (collect them all!) inside. >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jules Verne. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He was french, you know. All that stuff >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about the english he wrote in 80 days - >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he made that up. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't remember what he said about the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> English. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The character description of Phineas Fox >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and the members of the club, I mean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't remember the descriptions. The one >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who bet against Phineas Fogg was a real >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> asshole. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And not even in a proper gentlemanly way, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> either. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The very first scene is where Fox fires his >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> servant for serving a boiled egg that has >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not been boiled exactly the required time. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And then he goes to his club. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That is in line with the behaviour of pompous >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> asses on shows like Downton Abbey. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyways, it worked out for him because he met >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Passe portout. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes. And hired him on the spot, with no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> references and no interview or test-boiling of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eggs. Because he had to catch a train. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We all have our own methods. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He was on a tight schedule at the tine. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Typical. Everyone is in a hurry. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair he had a lot of money on the line... I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can see where that will make someone skip some of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the details. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure. Philleas Fogg, you are forgiven... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You say that now, but imagine what all his >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gentlemanly acquaintances would think if they >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knew... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm guessing they would be thrilled that he had a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> non-white man servant. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Being english it was probably more scandalous that he >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> employed a frenchman. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was probably socially acceptable to employ a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fr*nchman to iron your knickers and such. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Could be, but as a man-servant he would be in direct >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> contact with his master a lot. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still a man-servant none-the-less. >>>>>>>>>>>>> But French. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Wouldn't it be better to have a Frenchman at your beck and >>>>>>>>>>>> call? An exotic foreign servant? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> It's my impression the neither "exotic" nor "foreign" were >>>>>>>>>>> considered positive attribute in that time and place. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I have the opposite impression. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> May I suggest some contemporary (19th/early 20th century) >>>>>>>>> literature describing the non-english populations of the >>>>>>>>> empire... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Getting sleepy...can't seem to stay awake.... >>>>>>>> Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Maybe some Kipling... >>>>>>> >>>>>> Can you read to me? >>>>>> *bats eyelashes* >>>>> >>>>> Sure. But do you think you can hear it from over there. >>>>> (Do I even have any Kipling in the house? Hmmm) >>>>> >>>> You can call me and read a chapter or so or record a file and send >>>> it over. >>> I still don't know if I have any Kipling. Also don't you already >>> have everything ever published on your e-reader thingie... >>> >> >> I don't have *every* book... >> Also, it doesn't read to me. > I'm sure there is an even more advanced gizmo you can buy that will > read to you in whatever voice you prefer. There is. I heard BeH is going to read me some Kipling.