Re: Barbara
BeH <[email protected]> Thu, 7 Dec 2023 23:54:54 +0100
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
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On 29.11.2023 15.31, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 22.11.2023 14.33, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 08.11.2023 14.11, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 25.10.2023 16.26, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 18.10.2023 13.55, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 04.10.2023 16.13, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 26.09.2023 14.11, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 23.09.2023 23.14, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 17.09.2023 19.50, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.09.2023 22.51, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy birthday to you, wherever you are... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Arizona? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Possibly, bud it's not relevant... the birthday >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> happies applies wherever she is. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You said 'wherever you are'. So I told you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Geez! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Actually... *pushes glasses back up on nose* you asked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me if she was in Arizona. A fact I do not have. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I concede (with some satisfaction), that it's a real >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> place in the world... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was less a question and more an offering. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, thank you then - but no thanks. I don't want >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Arizona. I understand that it's full of elderly >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Americans... Not really my thing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I think you'd fit in perfectly. >>>>>>>>>>>> With a bunch of old people who most likely drive around in >>>>>>>>>>>> golf-carts and complain about everything? And eat dinner at >>>>>>>>>>>> 17:00? I think not... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Okie dokie. >>>>>>>>>>> {Nope. Won't fit in at all} >>>>>>>>>> Well I certainly don't eat dinner at 17:00... that's about the >>>>>>>>>> time I might grab a bit of lunch if I feel peckish. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Which is lunchtime in their time zone. >>>>>>>>> This is all working out well for you! >>>>>>>> That will only work as long as the jet lag persists. >>>>>>> And then what happens? >>>>>> >>>>>> Then I will want to have dinner at eight and everywhere will have >>>>>> already closed down. And locked up the golf cart parking, one >>>>>> assumes. >>>>> >>>>> You'll have to change your habits. Or go to IHOP for dinner. >>>> Point one: NEVER! Point two: pancakes are for breakfast (or >>>> sometimes for dessert, preferably with ice cream). Pancakes are not >>>> proper food for a growing boy. >>>> >>> >>> I've had pancakes for dinner. >> Yea, but you're an exotic canadian. No telling what strange customs >> you have... > > Sounds like a yummy custom to me! Perhaps, but strange. Dinner is potatoes and meat and such... Or soup. > Like there are no weird Danish customs. Of course there aren't. On account of us not being foreigners. >>> You can get them at any Chinese food restaurant. >> That's for spring (or otherwise seasoned) rolls. This is strange but >> acceptable. > > You should have the Mooshu pancakes. I would need to find a chinese restaurant first. >>> A lot of restaurant serve chicken and waffles. >> Not around here they don't. Waffles are for ice cream. >> > Waffle cones are thinner and crispier. Obviously. If they were all soft an wobbly the ice cream would fall out. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Also, there's no winter there. >>>>>>>>>>>> I don't mind winter - it's the cold I can't abide. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> There is no cold there, then. >>>>>>>>>> It's still filled with 'merkans though. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> And? >>>>>>>>> You make some new friends. >>>>>>>> Eeekk! >>>>>>> It will be good for you. >>>>>> I have rodents on the loft, what more could I want. Also the >>>>>> neighbours dog is very friendly - very helpful with the garden >>>>>> work. >>>>> >>>>> True, true. Everyone needs to be adequately supervised when >>>>> working. It is also my understanding from tv shows that if you have >>>>> an accident, the dog will run to the neighbours. "wroof" "wroof" >>>>> What's that Lassie? BeH is on the roof? >>>> I would hate to leave my life and well being in the paws of someone >>>> so easily distracted by a stick... >>>> >>> Sometimes you have to take what you can get... >> OR - and this is the correct choice - stay off the roof. >> > Agreed. Stay off the roof, it upsets the dog. Reason enough for me. Any reason is enough for me to stay off roofs, really. Ladders too. >>>>>>>> I don't know how to drive a golf cart. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You new friends can do that. >>>>>> But should I trust an ageing american in a rush to make the 5 >>>>>> o'clock dinner time? >>>>>> >>>>> Of course. >>>>> You don't want the soup to get a skin on it. >>>> Isn't that more a porridge thing - skin? Also do they eat a lot of >>>> soup in Arizona - one would think it would be a little hot for soup. >> I have no idea what they eat in Arizona. They could be eating pancakes >> for supper for all I know. Also even chicken soup will develop skin >> given enough chicken fat (or ageing I suppose). >>> They make cold soups too, like gazpacho. >>> It's also not hot inside in the air conditioned comfort. >> So I'll have to bring a sweater as well? Maybe a cardigan in festive >> colours. > > The kind with leather elbow patches so you look scholarly. Obviously. And if at all possible also cast metal buttons with floral patterns. Pewter maybe. >>> Really eating soup when it's hot is no different than eating ice >>> cream in the winter. Right? >> Not quite. Who even eats ice cream in winter. But hot drinks is what >> one should really drink when it's hot. Too much (or too cold) drinks >> will hurt one's stomach and also confuse the body's heat regulation. I >> expect soup is similar. >> > > My body regulator is already broken. You probably need to have it serviced. It may just be the thermostat that's stuck. It happens sometimes. > I bet tons of people eat ice cream all year round. I bet tons of people jump off bridges each year. >>>>>>> (also, I don't expect its hard) >>>>>> (Most things are hard until you know how to do it...) >>>>>> >>>>> (some things are still hard after that) >>>> (those are the things I elect to not do) >>>> >>> (Okie dokie) >>> >> > -- BeH " We are trapped by language to such a degree that every attempt to formulate insight is a play on words." - Niels Bohr