Re: Heating woes

Merlyne <[email protected]> Mon, 18 Dec 2023 19:45:36 -0000 (UTC)
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
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> On 29.11.2023 15.44, Merlyne wrote:
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>>> On 22.11.2023 14.33, Merlyne wrote:
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>>>>> On 08.11.2023 14.11, Merlyne wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30.08.2023 14.42, Merlyne wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 24.08.2023 16.55, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Unmessyness achieved]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [A half-assed job]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The unmessying of a usenet thread is a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neverending task.] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [If only you were so vigilant with the housework]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [If only that could be achieved from the comfort of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the recliner] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Eventually, you will need clean dishes or fresh
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> underwear] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'll have you know I currently have both due to an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> uncharacteristic spurt of domestic activity.]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Well, there'll be 2 moons in the sky tonite!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That's not a thing that happens. One of them is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probably the space station. Or a chinese balloon.]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*waves* Hi China! I have clean underwear too1]
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The chinese would expect nothing less. Also the chinese
>>>>>>>>>>>>> will probably already have assumed that based on the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> information supplied by your washing mashine]
>>>>>>>>>>>> [The washing machine only knows when I wash something, no
>>>>>>>>>>>> what I wash] 
>>>>>>>>>>> [Do you use the same program for all your washing needs,
>>>>>>>>>>> then?] 
>>>>>>>>>> [Let's say I use the delicate cycle. The machine doesn't know
>>>>>>>>>> if I am washing a silk blouse or my unmentionables]
>>>>>>>>> [They might know how many of each you have bought in the last
>>>>>>>>> ten years and make some educated guesses AI-style]
>>>>>>>> [Ha! I haven't bought any silk shirts in the last 10 years]
>>>>>>> [That makes the educated guessing so much simpler - presuming
>>>>>>> you follow the current trend of selling your clothes on after a
>>>>>>> few uses, and binning what can't be sold.]
>>>>>> [Not me. Anything that is worn or stained, I throw out. Anything
>>>>>> I don't want or can't fit into that is in good shape goes to
>>>>>> charity. Most stuff I keep]
>>>>> (Amaz*n must be so disappointed in you.]
>>>> [ERROR: expecting a )]
>>>> [I never buy clothes from Amazon}
>>> Total parenthesisal Anarchy!!!2! i'm going to cry. *drip*
>>> Also to reiterate : Amaz*n must be so disappointed in you.
>>> Don't you have a minimum amount purchased to keep your prime-ness?
>>> That's what I would do if I was an evil capitalist.
>>>
>> There is no minimum purchse required.
> Yet.
> 
>> If their policy changes, I will hold you responsible for jinxing me.
> I don't see how I can be responsible for the natural increase over
> time in nefariousness of Evil Capitalist Corporations.
> 
You wrote it on the internet. People see things.

> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*big munch*]
> [ditto]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [hungry?]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Just tidying up]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Nesting, are we?]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'll be spring before you know it. Best to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prepared.] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [By the time Spring comes, there will be 6 inches of dust
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on everything] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [A lot of the dust tend to get stuck in the spider webs so
>>>>>>>>>>>>> maybe not.] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> [*sigh* 
>>>>>>>>>>>> You need to stop hoarding spiders]
>>>>>>>>>>> [I'll rather a few spiders than a lot of invisible crawlies
>>>>>>>>>>> and flies everywhere.]
>>>>>>>>>> [Maybe you should find the source of the crawlies and flies.
>>>>>>>>>> Is there a dead varmint somewhere? Or some mashed potatoes
>>>>>>>>>> that fell under the couch? Maybe you need to shower more than
>>>>>>>>>> once a month?] 
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The microscopic crawlies are always there. And no I don't have
>>>>>>>>> dead varmints or misplaced mash. I do have a substantial
>>>>>>>>> amount of nature right outside, and also several pigfarms in
>>>>>>>>> the area (for the fly supply). Also the crawlies aren't on me
>>>>>>>>> in excessive quantity which means I shower sufficiently, no?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I guess?
>>>>>>>> I was just putting that out there.
>>>>>>>> Farms attract lots of flies.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> True. And those buggers get around.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> They are winged.
>>>>> That may be part of the reason they get around so well. But there
>>>>> are no pigs in my house so what do they come here for? Mobile but
>>>>> stupid is what they are.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The grass always looks greener on the other side of the fence.
>>> That's hardly relevant since a) I have no fence. and 2: there is no
>>> grass inside my house.
>>>
>> 
>> I doubt the flies noticed or care.
> Noeh, I suppose not. Anyway flies seem more interested in poop. Not
> that I have any of that lying about either...
> 

Doesn't explain the flies then.