Re: Heating woes

BeH <[email protected]> Thu, 4 Jan 2024 15:13:02 +0100
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
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On 18.12.2023 20.45, Merlyne wrote:
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>> On 29.11.2023 15.44, Merlyne wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30.08.2023 14.42, Merlyne wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 24.08.2023 16.55, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Unmessyness achieved]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [A half-assed job]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The unmessying of a usenet thread is a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neverending task.] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [If only you were so vigilant with the housework]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [If only that could be achieved from the comfort of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the recliner] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Eventually, you will need clean dishes or fresh
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> underwear] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'll have you know I currently have both due to an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> uncharacteristic spurt of domestic activity.]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Well, there'll be 2 moons in the sky tonite!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That's not a thing that happens. One of them is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probably the space station. Or a chinese balloon.]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*waves* Hi China! I have clean underwear too1]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The chinese would expect nothing less. Also the chinese
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> will probably already have assumed that based on the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> information supplied by your washing mashine]
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The washing machine only knows when I wash something, no
>>>>>>>>>>>>> what I wash] 
>>>>>>>>>>>> [Do you use the same program for all your washing needs,
>>>>>>>>>>>> then?] 
>>>>>>>>>>> [Let's say I use the delicate cycle. The machine doesn't know
>>>>>>>>>>> if I am washing a silk blouse or my unmentionables]
>>>>>>>>>> [They might know how many of each you have bought in the last
>>>>>>>>>> ten years and make some educated guesses AI-style]
>>>>>>>>> [Ha! I haven't bought any silk shirts in the last 10 years]
>>>>>>>> [That makes the educated guessing so much simpler - presuming
>>>>>>>> you follow the current trend of selling your clothes on after a
>>>>>>>> few uses, and binning what can't be sold.]
>>>>>>> [Not me. Anything that is worn or stained, I throw out. Anything
>>>>>>> I don't want or can't fit into that is in good shape goes to
>>>>>>> charity. Most stuff I keep]
>>>>>> (Amaz*n must be so disappointed in you.]
>>>>> [ERROR: expecting a )]
>>>>> [I never buy clothes from Amazon}
>>>> Total parenthesisal Anarchy!!!2! i'm going to cry. *drip*
>>>> Also to reiterate : Amaz*n must be so disappointed in you.
>>>> Don't you have a minimum amount purchased to keep your prime-ness?
>>>> That's what I would do if I was an evil capitalist.
>>>>
>>> There is no minimum purchse required.
>> Yet.
>>
>>> If their policy changes, I will hold you responsible for jinxing me.
>> I don't see how I can be responsible for the natural increase over
>> time in nefariousness of Evil Capitalist Corporations.
>>
> You wrote it on the internet. People see things.
I somehow think that whoever is Amazons vice president for nefariousness
has other things to do than read usenet posts.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*big munch*]
>> [ditto]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [hungry?]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Just tidying up]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Nesting, are we?]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'll be spring before you know it. Best to be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prepared.] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [By the time Spring comes, there will be 6 inches of dust
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on everything] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [A lot of the dust tend to get stuck in the spider webs so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> maybe not.] 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*sigh* 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need to stop hoarding spiders]
>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'll rather a few spiders than a lot of invisible crawlies
>>>>>>>>>>>> and flies everywhere.]
>>>>>>>>>>> [Maybe you should find the source of the crawlies and flies.
>>>>>>>>>>> Is there a dead varmint somewhere? Or some mashed potatoes
>>>>>>>>>>> that fell under the couch? Maybe you need to shower more than
>>>>>>>>>>> once a month?] 
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The microscopic crawlies are always there. And no I don't have
>>>>>>>>>> dead varmints or misplaced mash. I do have a substantial
>>>>>>>>>> amount of nature right outside, and also several pigfarms in
>>>>>>>>>> the area (for the fly supply). Also the crawlies aren't on me
>>>>>>>>>> in excessive quantity which means I shower sufficiently, no?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I guess?
>>>>>>>>> I was just putting that out there.
>>>>>>>>> Farms attract lots of flies.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> True. And those buggers get around.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> They are winged.
>>>>>> That may be part of the reason they get around so well. But there
>>>>>> are no pigs in my house so what do they come here for? Mobile but
>>>>>> stupid is what they are.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> The grass always looks greener on the other side of the fence.
>>>> That's hardly relevant since a) I have no fence. and 2: there is no
>>>> grass inside my house.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I doubt the flies noticed or care.
>> Noeh, I suppose not. Anyway flies seem more interested in poop. Not
>> that I have any of that lying about either...
>>
> 
> Doesn't explain the flies then.
No. Completely incomprehensible, flies are. And annoying.

-- 
BeH

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