Re: In other news
BeH <[email protected]> Thu, 4 Jan 2024 15:39:33 +0100
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On 18.12.2023 20.45, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 29.11.2023 15.47, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 22.11.2023 14.33, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 08.11.2023 14.11, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 25.10.2023 16.26, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 18.10.2023 13.55, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 04.10.2023 16.13, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 26.09.2023 14.11, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 23.09.2023 23.14, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [---] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [****] >>>>>>>>>>>> [^^^] >>>>>>>>>>> [%%] >>>>>>>>>> [€€€€] >>>>>>>>> [$] >>>>>>>> [What kind $ - it's so generic. Also £££££] >>>>>>> [!!!!!] >>>>>> [þþþþ] >>>>> [a string of non-utf8 characters] >>>> [This newsreader is more advanced that I though. Look what it put >>>> instead of your no utf8 characters] >>> [I have another newsreader but I don't think it does x-noarchive]>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Here have some Gatorade. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmmmm... electrolytes. (I've never actually >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tried Gatorade.) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think my Dad bought some in the 70's when >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it was green sea water. It's pretty gross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm sure the stuff they have now is full of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sugar. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, sports people need their energy. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is just a guess - it's mostly non-sports >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people who drink it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also the sports people/teams who are sponsored >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> by the company, I bet. At least when they are on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> teevee. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or the Gatorade container is filled with water. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> At least that's what it looks like when they dump >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it on the winning coach. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One would hope so, given the stickyness of sugary >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drinks... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But you never know... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That may be what happened to that Spanish womens >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> football coach... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He got drunk on fermented Gatorade and kissed one of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the players? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or maybe he was covered in sticky Gatorade and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unwittingly was sticking to the players mouth... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We should send these excuses to him. For a fee. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To late now. He has already been 'released'... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Still. There might be a hearing. Or a charge in 20 years >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when the player is suddenly traumatized by a repressed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> memory. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> There have been very little opportunity to repress any >>>>>>>>>>>>>> memory in this particular case. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't know. >>>>>>>>>>>> I read the news. I'm confident in my statement. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I see that Big Brother is back for it's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 25th season. Ugh! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But of course it is... It's what the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people want. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> People are stupid! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gatorade contains a lot of electrolytes... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (guess the reference for the chance to win >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a modest prize) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Idiocracy? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yup! I'll mail you a gold star... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YAY! I hardly get any snail mail anymore. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is so exciting. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hang on. I need to find a stamp... I'm sure >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there are some around here somewhere. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm so excited. I never win anything. I have to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pee! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know what they say: You can't win unless you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> play. Maybe you should start doing some >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sportsball or something... After you are done >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> peeing, obviously. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't picture me playing team sports. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There are types of sportsball where you play alone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (against an opponent, obviously). Also without >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> team sport you don't get to imbibe the team >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spirit... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. I get that at work. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oohh! do you get to go on retreats and play stupid >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> games too? (Made up by a genuine behaviourist >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sociologist.) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Before COVID, we had stupid team building exercises. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One time a manager brought in a bag of carrots and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tried to get us all to go outside and make a snowman. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This was in winter, one assumes. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're so SMRT. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was a natural inference. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't want to point out the difficulty in making a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snowman in non- winter months. WORSE.TEAM-BUILDING >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> EXERCISE.EVER. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I dunno. It challenges the participants' ingenuity... Also >>>>>>>>>>>>>> if it's hot a good deal of co-operation is required. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Good luck finding snow in July. >>>>>>>>>>>> *opens freezer* *forms ball from sediments* >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be at the pub if anyone needs me. >>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, there you are... *throws* >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Ow! >>>>>>>>>>> Why'd you pelt me with a giant ice ball? >>>>>>>>>> It wasn't that giant - and to show what can be accomplished if >>>>>>>>>> one put their mind to it. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I guess you don't have a frost-free freezer then. >>>>>>>>>> It would do much good if it was... freezing wise. >>>>>>>>> All of my freezers are frost-free. >>>>>>>>> They keep things frozen while preventing frost build-up. >>>>>>>> But ice crystals are an inescapable consequence of freezing >>>>>>>> moisture in the air. Do you never open your freezer or is it >>>>>>>> dehumidifying somehow - hopefully without unfreezing the water >>>>>>>> and everything else? Maybe you have a vary large silica bag in >>>>>>>> your freezer. >>>>>>> I have no idea how it works. It just does. >>>>>>> Magic! >>>>>> A theory for sure. Only magic isn't real. Condensation is. It's a >>>>>> conundrum. >>>>>> >>>>> Why must you rain on my parade? >>>> Magic is like religion - the Devils work!! >>>> >>> Yes. I can see how a non-believer would think that. >> It's simple really. Since religion is hogwash the devil doesn't exist >> either; therefore his work is also non-existent. Like magic. >> > YAY! MAgic!! No. No magic. Just like the devil. >>>>> It is magic like when you open the fridge and stick your head in, >>>>> the light goes on. >>>> You have a strange fridge. Mine turns on the light when the door >>>> opens. No head insertion needed. Also the light has a rational >>>> explanation. Look it up if you don't believe me. >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Another manager had a stuffed animal that each person >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was supposed to take home for the weekend and then >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> share the toys adventures with the rest of the team. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Invasion of privacy if I ever saw it. Mind, if it had >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> been me the stuffy thing would most likely have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> experienced doing laundry and watching telly. Very >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> adventurous. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My adventure would be: Merlyne spends entire weekend >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trying to find an identical animal after BF's dog >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shreds the toy. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why, though. It would be a dramatic adventure at least. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And you would spare your remaining colleagues the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> effort. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or the trauma when they find out that the beloved mascot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is no more. Anyays, I never brought the toy home so I got >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to spend my weekends doing fun things like laundry and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> watching tv. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You aren't really very good at that whole team spirit >>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing, are you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Besides the fact that my parents raise me to be an >>>>>>>>>>>>> individual, I really can't get into lame party games and >>>>>>>>>>>>> things of that nature. >>>>>>>>>>>> But.. It's designed to demonstrate that things work better >>>>>>>>>>>> if you cooperate. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Some things work well, some things don't. >>>>>>>>>>> I think I can decide when I need help. >>>>>>>>>> Consider that the other team-workers may not be so >>>>>>>>>> self-sufficient and may need the exercise to be confident that >>>>>>>>>> they can ask you for help when needed. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> They already knew that because I'm super nice! >>>>>>>> It could be a new co-worker who don't know you very well. Or >>>>>>>> only know you from your meeting rants. >>>>>>> So I should end rants by saying that my door is always open? >>>>>> If you think people are still paying attention to what you say by >>>>>> then. Maybe you should start with that. >>>>>> >>>>> Ok. Noted. >>>> Please report any progress in this matter. >>> Progress? >> The relative change in number of incidents where people utilise your >> open door since starting rants by mentioning it. >> > This will be hard to assess in a hybrid work model. So include whatever corresponds to walking through an open door in your digital world. Faceapp, Whatstime or whatever... We must have data. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> During COVID, they tried a bunch of virtual events >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because they think we are retarded 6 year olds. Show >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'n' tell, anyone? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't remember most of the stupid tasks we were >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> given at those sessions. Most of they were to do with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> working as a team, and everyone was faffing about >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> getting nowhere until someone took charge and started >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> giving orders. More often than I care to remember >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone being me - just to get the thing over with. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Great way to consolidate respect for section managers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and such who was doing their fair share of faffing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The formal team building thingees that I've been to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have a facilitator who gets the ball rolling. Sometimes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> literally. I was at one where participants were not >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allowed to speak unless they were holding the ball. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, that's pretty typical. I think they use something >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> similar in pre-school... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Makes sense. They treat us like we are retarded 6 yr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> olds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair the 'talking stick' (or ball, whatever) is an >>>>>>>>>>>>>> ancient method of keeping order in assemblies - predating >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the mute-button by many centuries. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm in favour of it. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Of course the way things are these days, using the 'mute' >>>>>>>>>>>>> button on someone would be viewed as a microaggression and >>>>>>>>>>>>> would require everyone to attend a meeting about how >>>>>>>>>>>>> microagressions are wrong. >>>>>>>>>>>> Talking over each other is also a microagression. You are >>>>>>>>>>>> going to need more meetings. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>> I remember when microaggressions were about racist or sexist >>>>>>>>>>> things... >>>>>>>>>> But that sort of things don't happen any more...? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Not to me, it doesn't. >>>>>>>> Well, who would be racist towards the fecking irish? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> The English? >>>>>> Yeah, but to be fair, the Irish spent 300 years stubbornly >>>>>> refusing to be subjugated. That is no way to instil kindly >>>>>> neighbourly feelings. >>>>>> >>>>>>> Americans treated the Irish like crap. >>>>>> Aren't the americans all irish anyway? Irish or italian? >>>>>> >>>>> I don't think so. >>>>> https://www.infoplease.com/us/race/ancestry-us-population-rank >>>>> >>>>> I find it interesting that in 2000 and 2015 people reported their >>>>> ancestry i.e. German, Irish etc but in the 2020 Census, they >>>>> reported themselves as 'White'. >>>> But they didn't. The questionnaire for the 2010 census did not have >>>> room for specification beyond "White" if that was the answer. The >>>> 2020 questionnaire did. The 2015 specification of nation of origin >>>> in your link must come from somewhere else. >>>> Interestingly in 2000 there was a question about national origin but >>>> not connected to the primary question on race. >>>> Anyway they are all 'Merkans anyway. >>>> Also no questions anywhere about how many guns are in the household. >>>> How are the government conspiracy to take away all the guns ever >>>> going to work if they don't know where they are? >>> >>> Maybe the government assumes that every person has a least 1. >> That does not sound like something a statistician would assume. Also >> there are more guns than people so some have more than one. >> > Soem have hundreds. Not sure why you would ever need that many. > >>> They do have the right to bear arms. >> For now. >> > You think this will change? Once they acknowledge that without the guns they would have more people and come to their senses, maybe. So probably not. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They do show Colombo (again) but >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> late >> at > night and I still remember >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> plots > from last time. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't remember all the Columbo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> plots. >> Doesn't matter since they show >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you who >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> did at the beginning of the show. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes but Colombo is more about howdonit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than whodunit... and Colombo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pretending >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to be dumb but really being very smart >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of course. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And one more thing... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah, it must have slipped my mind >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for a moment... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have Acorn and BritBox now so I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can >>>> catch up on all my British >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> murder >>>> mystery >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shows. I feel with the writer and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> actor >> strike that there may be a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> long >> tv show >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drought. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I get BritBox as well (on that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> streaming >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> service). They have Yes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Minister/Prime >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Minister. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I never watched that one. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's a good introduction into how >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gubbernment *really* works... sort of. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm going to finish Good Omens and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> then >> watch the latest season of The >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Witcher. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The next season of The Wheel of time >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> starts September 1. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I did see a Canadian police series >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in >>> french. It had all the right >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> characters: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> - a neuro-divergent sketch artist >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with >>> 'amazing' abilities, - a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wheel-chair >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bound, female chief always wearing a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> baseball cap, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> - a young arab gay forensic >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> investigator, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> - a semi-alcoholic older detective >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who >>> broke all the rules (violently) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> - a >>> middle aged female researcher, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> who was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a > former elite hacker. And that was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just > the Good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guys(tm). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't know that one. I used to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> watch >> 'District 31' when I was on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> language >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> training. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Portrait Robot' in Canadian. ('The >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sketch Artist' in 'danish'). I don't >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> know 'District 31' but I do have a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Belgian >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> series of all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things, all about sex-crimes.. in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Flemish >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> language. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And speaking of programming, I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote >> a >> Python program today >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without taking >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a >> course. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had no idea you were a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parseltongue. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I had to do something after I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> failed out of wizard school. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that even possible. I thought you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would just have to take the year >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> again. > Or become Key Warden or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But eventually they found out that I'm >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> too stupid to be a wizard. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that even possible? I thought it's an >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> innate ability for those whom it is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gifted. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm more of a Rincewind type of wizard or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not gifted at all. Smoke and mirrors! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not familiar. Or _a_ familiar for that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> matter... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's what the cats are for. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have no cat. Also no wizardry. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have a cat. It does what it wants. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm somewhat familiar with the behaviour of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cats. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not familiar with the rules of being a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> familiar. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Me either. But that's okay since I'm not a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cat. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of these day I'm gonna install >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the >>> ADA pre-compiler for gcc again >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and >> think > of something to code in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it... >> Something >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a lot of things happening at >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the >>> same time. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, you won't. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will. Some day... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Right after you build that water >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feature >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in your yard, I'm sure. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I won't be able to work on the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> water feature in winter, so I could do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the installing then. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't that when you are painting the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> living room? *snickers* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No that was this spring, theoretically... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or next spring. Some time when I can keep >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the doors and windows open. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyhoo.... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You should learn Python so that you can >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nitpit my code. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What made you think that I don't know >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Python? (I don't, but still) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was a calculated risk. It was created >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> after you left school and were a fully >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> functioning adult with a regular day job. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yebbut I was reasonably capable of learning >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> several programming languages for many years >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> after that. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As did I. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think once MS took over the workplace, most >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people learned VB. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And some probably even learned a programming >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> language as well. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I usually end up teaching myself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whereas I on several occasions ended up teaching >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> others... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I haven't taught anyone to program, but I do end >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up reviewing other people's code. I get questions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about 'How do I do thing X?' I have one >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> programmer who can't program from scratch. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usually have to meet with him and outline step 1, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> step 2 etc. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But you are supposed to learn that in programmer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> school...? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think his degree is in Philosophy or History or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something non- programming. How he got into this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> line of work, I'll never know. He told me his dream >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> job would be to work on video games. He would die >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in that job. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably. How he got the job: probably the same way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> as everyone else - lied on his resume... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would be impressed if that were the case. This one >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has about 0 initiative. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe you could assign him to go to all the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> meetings...? Just tell him to say "No". >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He doesn't speak at meetings. Then he would come back >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and wouldn't remember what went on at the meeting. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Make him a sign that says 'NO' to bring. Or better yet a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> t-shirt. Then he won't forget to display it. The >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> important thing is to have the 'NO' represented. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll try that. He will think I'm joking and laugh. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> As long as he doesn't laugh during the meeting. You don't >>>>>>>>>>>>>> want the other participants to think it's a joke. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> He laughs at meetings when I go off on a rant. >>>>>>>>>>>>> But then a lot of people do. >>>>>>>>>>>> Mute them. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Why? I like the attention. >>>>>>>>>> Doesn't it interrupt your train of thought having people laugh >>>>>>>>>> in the middle of your rant? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Nah. >>>>>>>>> I can always start over. >>>>>>>> That's not going to make the total time wast^W spent in meeting >>>>>>>> any shorter now, is it? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You should have thought about that before you interupted me. >>>>>> I would never laugh at someone mid-rant. I know from painful >>>>>> experience it will only prolong the outburst. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Painful? It's entertaining and makes the meeting go faster. >>>> It does not. A rant often result in someone suggesting a break (to >>>> let the tempers settle and also so I can have a smoke), after which >>>> the meeting continues - mostly completely ignoring the rant and any >>>> potential substance therein. >>>> As for painful: A ranter interrupted is almost always a ranter >>>> reiterating their point from the top or some variation thereof. >>>> Rants are rarely helpful. >>>> >>> Our meetings are booked for a specific length, say an hour. >>> If I talk for 50 minutes then the meeting will be over before you >>> know it. >> But then nothing will get resolved - that's not an efficient way to >> have meetings (unless the purpose is to have more meetings). >> > Most of the time, the purpose is just to touch base with others> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also you can read about the proceedings in the minutes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on the intranet. Probably. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not usually. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sometimes people write 10 pages of code to do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something when all they need is the coalesce >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> function. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't that more an unwillingness to RT(F)M? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No one does that. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I always did. And it served me well on many >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> occasions. More people should RTM. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You lost the F! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If one RTM before it becomes am urgent necessity there ½>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is no F involved. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which never happens. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You think I'm the only one to ever read a manual? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes. Or least when it's not urgent. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tsk-tsk. What is the world coming to... >>>>>>>>>>>>> How about you read the manuals and then give me an >>>>>>>>>>>>> executive summary about them? >>>>>>>>>>>> You mean as in teamwork? Co-operating for better efficiency >>>>>>>>>>>> like you learned at the seminar? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I learnt nothing at the seminar. >>>>>>>>>>> I snuck out at the bathroom break. >>>>>>>>>> Tsk-tsk. I guess you'll have to read the manual yourself then. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What made you think I can't nitpick any >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> code from a position of relative >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ignorance? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But really. Code is code. The symbols may >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be different but logic is forever... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's what I keep telling coworkers who >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are panicking about having to learn Python >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or R. If you can program, you can do it in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any language. You just have to learn to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> syntax. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And memorise all the function libraries, of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> course... Piece of cake. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nah. I mean the stuff I use often will get >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> engraved in my mind. Anything else, will be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> googled. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But... your productivity!!1! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All pensionable time! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If they want me to be more productive, they >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need to get me more staff and stop assigning me >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> extra work. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your productivity isn't going to increase if you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> run out of work to do. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That will never happen. When we are understaffed, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't have time to focus on my own work. All >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the work has to be distributed amongst the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> existing staff. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Delegation is work, though. Particularly if you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have staff. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's a delicate balanacing act. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Another reason why wearing heels to work is a bad >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> idea? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I definitely wobble less in flat shoes. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of several reasons why I never wore high heels to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> work. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heels are my way of elevating myself aove the frey. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Plus I'm 5'5". >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Okay, shorty... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't that USian slang for GF? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not that I've heard/read. I believe it's slang for a short >>>>>>>>>>>>>> person. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> shorty or short�ie [ shawr-tee ] >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> noun,plural short�ies. >>>>>>>>>>>>> a person of less than average stature (sometimes used as a >>>>>>>>>>>>> disparaging and offensive term of address). >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> a garment designed to be of short length, as a hospital bed >>>>>>>>>>>>> jacket. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Also shaw�ty [shaw-tee] .Slang. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> a girl or woman: >>>>>>>>>>>>> We watched the shorties on the dance floor, all lookin' so >>>>>>>>>>>>> fine. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> a girlfriend or sweetheart: >>>>>>>>>>>>> Me and my shorty went to that new club over on Ninth last >>>>>>>>>>>>> night; what a scene! >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> adjective >>>>>>>>>>>>> noting a garment designed to be of short length: >>>>>>>>>>>>> a shorty nightgown; shorty pajamas. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I can't keep up with all the slang the young people use >>>>>>>>>>>> these days. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You should. >>>>>>>>>> It changes too fast for me in all the languages - in any case >>>>>>>>>> I was never on fleek even when I was younger. I was rather >>>>>>>>>> fetch, though, if I say so myself. >>>>>>>>> *eye roll* >>>>>>>>> Fetch is never going to happen, Gretchen! INSERT: Apparently there is a new Mean Girls movie coming out with the subtitle 'Fetch is happening' or something like that. So there. >>>>>>>> Some dogs like it, I think. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Maybe they want us to think that. >>>>>> No, I'm sure they genuinely enjoy the fetching part. It's the >>>>>> letting go after having fetched they are somewhat ambivalent >>>>>> about. >>>>>> >>>>> My dog fetches the ball/stick/whatever and then runs away. >>>> IOW it can't keep cleaning up your mess. It has important stuff to >>>> do. >>>> >>> OR the dog does not understand the rules of engagement. >> Well you have to explain it properly first. You can't just assume the >> dog knows your intentions... They are a bit like co-workers that way. >> > I don't speak dog. Just speak slow and loudly in English. I'm sure that will work. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also, I'm average height for caucasian women. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The average height for women in DK is 167cm (5'5.75"). >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know this because the news told me - the height >>>>>>>>>>>>>> requirement for joining the royal guard has recently been >>>>>>>>>>>>>> removed because it discriminated against women. The >>>>>>>>>>>>>> requirement for women was higher than average height while >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the requirement for men was lower that average men's >>>>>>>>>>>>>> height. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> These are the important decisions that occupy the high >>>>>>>>>>>>>> command. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'm average height for a woman in DK. I'll blend in >>>>>>>>>>>>> nicely when visiting your water feature, stele and pile of >>>>>>>>>>>>> guano. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Sure. I was hoping for a lot of japanese tourists, though. >>>>>>>>>>>> They are more likely to buy my tacky plastic souvenirs. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I'm getting a vibe that you don't want me to visit :( >>>>>>>>>> I don't expect you to buy any of my tacky plastic souvenirs. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Are you saying that so I'll want them? >>>>>>>> Not at all. I mean they are strictly limited issue. And >>>>>>>> eminently collectible as well a "decorative". But it's entirely >>>>>>>> up to you if you feel you need to buy some before they are all >>>>>>>> gone - and probably being sold on e-bay for 50-100 times the >>>>>>>> original price. Think beany babies but more exclusive. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Ah. FOMO. >>>>>>> Huge marketing tool. >>>>>> Yes, but in my defence: at least it isn't NFT's. >>>>>> >>>>> I think the bottom fell out of that market. >>>> Yap. And now we watch all the block-chain currencies from a safe >>>> distance. >>>> >>> I think I've been doing that for years.... >> Against the advise of Musky Elon??? He's one of the smartest people in >> the whole world, I've heard. >> > Apparently. > >>>>>>>>>>> So you need to launch an advertising blitz in Japan. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> They changed the requirements for fire-fighters here so >>>>>>>>>>>>> that more women could join. I can hardly wait to be rescued >>>>>>>>>>>>> from a burning building by a 96 lb woman. >>>>>>>>>>>> Well, maybe if you stopped playing with fire you wouldn't >>>>>>>>>>>> need rescuing all the time. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> The leprechaun tells me to burn things. >>>>>>>>>> Contrary to popular opinion leprechauns don't as a rule have >>>>>>>>>> your best interest at heart. Don't listen to the leprechaun. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> But, but...they have that pot of gold. >>>>>>>>> (And me lucky charms) >>>>>>>> And they aren't inclined to part with either, so I've heard. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Stupid leprechauns! >>>>>> >>>>>> That sort of outburst aren't going to help your negotiations with >>>>>> the leprechauns. Just saying. >>>>>> >>>>> I didn't know I was negotiating. >>>> >>>> Do you want your breakfast cereal back or not? >>>> >>> I never eat breakfast cereal. You can keep it. >> >> You mean the leprechaun can keep it. I don't eat cereal with added >> sugar bits. >> > They're magically delicious! Diabetes! -- BeH " We are trapped by language to such a degree that every attempt to formulate insight is a play on words." - Niels Bohr