Re: First major snowfall this year
Merlyne <[email protected]> Sun, 7 Jan 2024 22:21:50 -0000 (UTC)
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 18.12.2023 20.45, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 29.11.2023 15.53, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 22.11.2023 14.33, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 08.11.2023 14.11, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 25.10.2023 16.26, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jules Verne. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He was french, you know. All >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that >>>>>> stuff > about the english he >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote >> in >> 80 >> days - > he made >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that up. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't remember what he said >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>about >>>> the >> English. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The character description of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phineas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fox > and the members of the club, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I >>>> mean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't remember the descriptions. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The >> one who bet against Phineas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fogg >> was a >> real asshole. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And not even in a proper gentlemanly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> way, either. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The very first scene is where Fox >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fires > his servant for serving a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>boiled >> egg > that has not been boiled >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>exactly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the > required >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time. And then he goes to his club. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That is in line with the behaviour of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pompous asses on shows like Downton >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Abbey. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyways, it worked out for him >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>because >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> he met Passe portout. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes. And hired him on the spot, with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>no > references and no interview or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> test-boiling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of eggs. Because he had to catch a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> train. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We all have our own methods. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He was on a tight schedule at the tine. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Typical. Everyone is in a hurry. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair he had a lot of money on the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> line... I can see where that will make >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone skip some of the details. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure. Philleas Fogg, you are forgiven... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You say that now, but imagine what all his >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gentlemanly acquaintances would think if >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they knew... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm guessing they would be thrilled that he >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> had a non-white man servant. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Being english it was probably more scandalous >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that he employed a frenchman. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was probably socially acceptable to employ a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fr*nchman to iron your knickers and such. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Could be, but as a man-servant he would be in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> direct contact with his master a lot. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still a man-servant none-the-less. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But French. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wouldn't it be better to have a Frenchman at your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> beck and call? An exotic foreign servant? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's my impression the neither "exotic" nor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "foreign" were considered positive attribute in that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time and place. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have the opposite impression. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> May I suggest some contemporary (19th/early 20th >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> century) literature describing the non-english >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> populations of the empire... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Getting sleepy...can't seem to stay awake.... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe some Kipling... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can you read to me? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> *bats eyelashes* >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Sure. But do you think you can hear it from over there. >>>>>>>>>>>>> (Do I even have any Kipling in the house? Hmmm) >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> You can call me and read a chapter or so or record a file >>>>>>>>>>>> and send it over. >>>>>>>>>>> I still don't know if I have any Kipling. Also don't you >>>>>>>>>>> already have everything ever published on your e-reader >>>>>>>>>>> thingie... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I don't have *every* book... >>>>>>>>>> Also, it doesn't read to me. >>>>>>>>> I'm sure there is an even more advanced gizmo you can buy that >>>>>>>>> will read to you in whatever voice you prefer. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> There is. I heard BeH is going to read me some Kipling. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Well I checked. I have nothing by Kipling. I can sort of hum >>>>>>> part of Baloo's song for D*sney's version of the Jungle Book but >>>>>>> that's about it. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> The Bear Necessities? >>>>> Exactly. hm hm hm hmmmmm hm-hm-hm-hm... >>>>>> You can get some Kipling from the library, I bet. >>>>>> Or just choose something else. >>>>> >>>>> Or choose to not. In any case I don't have a microphone. >>>>> >>>> >>>> You're breaking my heart :( >>>> (You can record on your cellphone --d'oh!) >>> >>> WHAT? Is there anything that infernal thing can't do. (Apart from >>> keeping spam callers away). >>> >> >> It can do that. So far, the spam texts have been properly triaged. > > Once in a while I get a call about some fabulous investment > opportunities - usually presented in hard-to-understand accented > english. Some days I don't speak english at all, which seems to be a > difficult concept to understand... > I should pretend not to speak English when I get phone calls.