Re: Barbara
BeH <[email protected]> Thu, 1 Feb 2024 13:43:28 +0100
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| Organization | Global Aardvark Preservation Society |
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On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote: >>> I can eat pancakes whenever I want. >>> Try and stop me. >> Barbarism! >> > > Yelling isn't going to make me stop. I'm not yelling. I'm not a great fan of yelly... >>> What if someone works the night shift and their breakfast is at the >>> same time as other people's dinner? Pancakes cover all the bases. >> Breakfast is the first meal after sleeping no matter how someone's 24 >> hour cycle is organised. That's when you want some high carbohydrate >> foodstuff to get the motor running, so to speak. Dinner is when the >> high protein food should be ingested to regenerate muscles while >> resting after a day of toil. >> > > If I have chicken and waffles for dinner, the chicken part is protein. Yes. And the waffles are incongruent. >>>>> Anyways,I don't think there are rules about what you have to eat. >>>> There are loads of rules. Just ask your doctor. Also for example >>>> there are rules for the sequence of what you eat if it's a multi >>>> course meal. Dinner is soup - fish - poultry - steak - dessert - >>>> cheese or how many of those you wish to include. >>>> >>> Or waffles and chicken. >>> What does the order of food matter? >> Tradition! It's how it has always been done. >> > then it's time for a change. Do you know what change leads to? Communism, that's what. And total collapse of society. Cats and dogs living together, people marrying box-turtles and women wanting to vote... Is that what you want!? >>>>> Part the benefit of being an adult is you can eat what you want >>>>> when you want. On the downside, it seems unwise to eat 2000 >>>>> calories and then go to bed. >>>> Clearly. One will obviously need a cigar and a couple of glasses of >>>> port after. And then maybe something a little stronger for a >>>> nightcap. >>>> >>> I can hear your arteries closing from here. >> I doubt that. The sound will be drowned out by the teevee... >> > Does the tv need to be so loud? I can't hear it over the sound of my arteries closing otherwise... >>>>>>>>> It's also not hot inside in the air conditioned comfort. >>>>>>>> So I'll have to bring a sweater as well? Maybe a cardigan in >>>>>>>> festive colours. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> The kind with leather elbow patches so you look scholarly. >>>>>> Obviously. And if at all possible also cast metal buttons with >>>>>> floral patterns. Pewter maybe. >>>>>> >>>>> I have a sweater with those. We could repurpose them. >>>> You would give up your pewter sweater buttons for me? I'm touched. >>>> >>> >>> Stop touching yourself. >> I wasn't. It was metaphorical touching. By your kindness and >> sacrifice. >> > You're lucky I'm such a nice person. Truly blessed, indeed. Did you mail the buttons? >>> Can't you buy ice cream at the grocery store there? >> Yes, but I think that's just left-over stock from summer. The Ice >> cream stalls with the freshly baked waffle cones and the extensive >> selection of ice cream flavours for scooping close for winter, I'm >> pretty sure. It might have changed nowadays what with all the foreign >> tourists and their strange dietary habits. >> > You need to be more open-minded about food. I'll have you know I'm very open-minded about food. I once ate a plateful of calamari. -- BeH "No nation can be free if it opresses other nations" - F. Engels