Re: Phil

BeH <[email protected]> Fri, 23 Feb 2024 00:20:51 +0100
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Organization Global Aardvark Preservation Society
Message-ID <[email protected]>
On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote:
> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]: 
> 
>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> [Snippage]
>>>>>>>>>>> [slippage]
>>>>>>>>>> [shippage]
>>>>>>>>> [scrippage]
>>>>>>>> [front page]
>>>>>>> [page 6]
>>>>>> [Is that the one with the barely dressed wimmen?]
>>>>> [Maybe in the past. I'm sure some femi-nazi made them discontinue
>>>>> that practice]
>>>> [I shall refrain from posting a link to the local 'page9' site and
>>>> its multiple galleries, then. To appease the femi-nazis]
>>> [You think they're watching?]
>> [They are *always* watching.]
> [Even now? I think no one is watching now]
[But they could be. Better safe than sorry]
>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I can see myself stealing your snacks.
>>>>>>>>>>> uh-oh!
>>>>>>>>>> You are really itching for a trip to the dark pit, aren't you?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You wouldn't!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No! It's cold and damp as well as dark in there. And you don't
>>>>>>>> get any coffee.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Great! I'll go through DTs and have an afro.
>>>>>> But nobody will see it. Because of the pit being very dark.
>>>>> Surely they'll see me when I return.
>>>> If. It's very cold and damp in the dark pit, and stealing my snacks
>>>> is a serious offence. I wouldn't do it if I was you.
>>>>
>>> But, but...
>>> I'm your only friend in the whole world....
>> Undisputed rulers don't have friends - only minions and potential
>> usurpers. 
>>
> I don't want to be ruler. So there!
Thats what all the aspiring usurpers say.
Stealing snacks is more an usurper thing than a minion thing, soo...

>>>>>>>> Waitaminute! Zombies don't become zombies by being infected.
>>>>>>>> They get bewitched by a Voodoo priest(ess).
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Clearly not.
>>>>>>> The CDC told Rick Grimes that we all have the virus inside us.
>>>>>> Thay must be talking about something else. Chicken flu maybe. Or
>>>>>> whatever is the cause of gambling fever.
>>>>>>
>>>>> I bet it wasn't.
>>>> That's just shoddy science, then. Either that or it's not proper
>>>> zombies at all but something else presenting as zombiefication.
>>>>
>>> D'oh!
>>> You said 'gambling fever' so I said 'I bet'
>> So you have whatever is the cause of gambling fever. Which I presume
>> didn't turn you into a zombie, thereby proving my point I think.
>>
> My brane hurts!
Could be a symptom of the gambling fever. Maybe you should isolate...

>>>>>>>>> I work with analysts and mathematicians. I am the cool kid :)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Cool. That explains all the zoom meetings, then.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I think the zoom meetings are a function of everyone working at
>>>>>>> home. 
>>>>>> I'm not.
>>>>>
>>>>> You're not what?
>>>> Working from home.
>>>>
>>> No Zoom meetings for you then!
>> Oh noes!!1! How will I survive.
>>
>>> Or we could have a usenet Zoom meeting to talk about brocolli.
>> There's nothing to discuss regarding broccoli. (Or brocolli for that
>> matter.)
>>
> 
> the discussion could be how to spell brocolli or who makes the most 
> typos.
I would rather not discuss anything relating to broccoli.

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BeH

"No nation can be free if it opresses other nations"   - F. Engels