Re: Under the wire congratulations...

Merlyne <[email protected]> Sat, 24 Feb 2024 20:56:19 -0000 (UTC)
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:

> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote:
>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]: 
>> 
>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Okay, then. I've never heard of an anti-fatigue mat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before. Or a bosu ball. You sure have some mighty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> strange stuff over there in foreignland. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean helpful.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I said what I said. And I still don't know what a bozo
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ball is... 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It's like half a stability ball.
>>>>>>>>>>> So not really a ball at all... Figures.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> How?
>>>>>>>>> Well, half a ball will be as flat as the earth on one side.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> My brane hurts.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You should have accepted that brane massage when I offered,
>>>>>>> possibly. Or is it the cold?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Your fingers were sticky.
>>>>> Yes of course, from the soothing brane oil. It greatly enhances
>>>>> the experience.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> What if leaves residue?
>>>> Then China might be using 5G to spy on me.
>>> First of all I'm a little hurt  you think I would use 5G permeable
>>> brane oil. Second of all they can do that anyway with the chip that
>>> was in the vaccine.
>> 
>> I must have peed the chip out by now. The vaccines only last for 6 
>> months or so.
> Allegedly - but that doesn't affect the chip. If I understand it the
> chip wanders to your brane and stays there forever doing it's mind
> controlling thing whenever it receives the proper 5G signal.
> 
Oh dear!
Pass the branewash. I need a flush!

>>>>>> Who wants X-rays?
>>>>> I for one am quite pleased to have my teeth's picture taken every
>>>>> few years. To check for invisible to the naked eye cracks or
>>>>> breakage. It did help with finding the last bit of tooth from the
>>>>> one I had to have replaced a few years back. And that one didn't
>>>>> cost me anything because it was a bit the dentist missed the first
>>>>> time around. 
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> A crown fell off recently. She charged me $200 to have it reglued
>>>> even though they're not supposed to come off. Faulty installation.
>>> Don't they have warranty for that sort of thing? I had a porcelain
>>> insert made many years ago that fell off after seven or eight years.
>>> I went back to the dentist who installed that and had the tooth
>>> rebuild (with that white stuff they use for fillings now) for free.
>>>
>>>
>> Apparently not.
>> 
>>>>>>>>>> Isn't calcium bad for your heart?
>>>>>>>>> Not especially, I don't think. It builds strong bones - or
>>>>>>>>> brittle if one is an older person (more so women than men I've
>>>>>>>>> heard). 
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I heard it leaves plaque on heart or clogs your arteries or
>>>>>>>> something. 
>>>>>>> That's cholesterol mostly, I believe. Calcium builds up on your
>>>>>>> teeth if you are a dry-mouth. And fluoride does nothing about
>>>>>>> that. 
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/study-links-too-much-calcium-
>> to-
>>>>>> heart-disease-20100812204
>>>>>
>>>>> If it isn't one thing it's another. Heart disease for all...
>>>>
>>>> Between that and cancer, we're all doomed.
>>> It's an inherent flaw in the design. I bet a consumer protection
>>> organisation would have a lot to say about the design of the human
>>> body. Just the choice of material alone is a scandal.
>>>
>> Probably.
>> It's like IKEA products, there are a handful of useless parts in the 
>> box.
> It's all the fault of EVOLUTION and DARWINISM. If not for those all
> our body parts would be perfect. This doesn't apply to IKEA stuff.
> They put some extra of the small bits in the package because they know
> people lose some of them.
> 
You just blurted out their secrets on the internet!

>>>>>>>>>> My well water has lime and iron. Well not anymore.
>>>>>>>>> Lime I would worry about a bit. I've seen in the movies what
>>>>>>>>> it can do to dead bodies. A bit extra iron is probably good
>>>>>>>>> for you. 
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The use lye to dissolve bpdy parts.
>>>>>>> Also quicklime solution - so I've been lead to believe.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I guess I missed that episode of Murdoch Mysteries.
>>>>> I don't know what that is. If it's anything 'true crime' I also
>>>>> don't want to know. I will not support this infestation.
>>>>>
>>>> Murdoch Mysteries is bad Canadian crime drama set in 1905 Toronto.
>>> I see. Does it include a lot of moose-related crime or is it all
>>> murders all the time like most series?
>>>
>> 
>> The second thing. I think it's almost at season 20. They ran out of 
>> plots about 5 seasons ago.
> They can always do the thing where the whole episode is about how
> difficult the (private) life of a detective is and then let a
> uniformed cop catch the killer by accident in the end...
> 

I'm feeling sleepy now...