Re: Phil

Merlyne <[email protected]> Sat, 24 Feb 2024 20:56:21 -0000 (UTC)
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <[email protected]>
BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:

> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote:
>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]: 
>> 
>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Snippage]
>>>>>>>>>>>> [slippage]
>>>>>>>>>>> [shippage]
>>>>>>>>>> [scrippage]
>>>>>>>>> [front page]
>>>>>>>> [page 6]
>>>>>>> [Is that the one with the barely dressed wimmen?]
>>>>>> [Maybe in the past. I'm sure some femi-nazi made them discontinue
>>>>>> that practice]
>>>>> [I shall refrain from posting a link to the local 'page9' site and
>>>>> its multiple galleries, then. To appease the femi-nazis]
>>>> [You think they're watching?]
>>> [They are *always* watching.]
>> [Even now? I think no one is watching now]
> [But they could be. Better safe than sorry]
[Why? What do you think would happen?]
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I can see myself stealing your snacks.
>>>>>>>>>>>> uh-oh!
>>>>>>>>>>> You are really itching for a trip to the dark pit, aren't
>>>>>>>>>>> you? 
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You wouldn't!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No! It's cold and damp as well as dark in there. And you don't
>>>>>>>>> get any coffee.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Great! I'll go through DTs and have an afro.
>>>>>>> But nobody will see it. Because of the pit being very dark.
>>>>>> Surely they'll see me when I return.
>>>>> If. It's very cold and damp in the dark pit, and stealing my
>>>>> snacks is a serious offence. I wouldn't do it if I was you.
>>>>>
>>>> But, but...
>>>> I'm your only friend in the whole world....
>>> Undisputed rulers don't have friends - only minions and potential
>>> usurpers. 
>>>
>> I don't want to be ruler. So there!
> Thats what all the aspiring usurpers say.
> Stealing snacks is more an usurper thing than a minion thing, soo...
> 
I was hungry, You need to feed your minions more.

>>>>>>>>> Waitaminute! Zombies don't become zombies by being infected.
>>>>>>>>> They get bewitched by a Voodoo priest(ess).
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Clearly not.
>>>>>>>> The CDC told Rick Grimes that we all have the virus inside us.
>>>>>>> Thay must be talking about something else. Chicken flu maybe. Or
>>>>>>> whatever is the cause of gambling fever.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I bet it wasn't.
>>>>> That's just shoddy science, then. Either that or it's not proper
>>>>> zombies at all but something else presenting as zombiefication.
>>>>>
>>>> D'oh!
>>>> You said 'gambling fever' so I said 'I bet'
>>> So you have whatever is the cause of gambling fever. Which I presume
>>> didn't turn you into a zombie, thereby proving my point I think.
>>>
>> My brane hurts!
> Could be a symptom of the gambling fever. Maybe you should isolate...
> 
<hides in basement>

>>>>>>>>>> I work with analysts and mathematicians. I am the cool kid :)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Cool. That explains all the zoom meetings, then.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I think the zoom meetings are a function of everyone working at
>>>>>>>> home. 
>>>>>>> I'm not.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're not what?
>>>>> Working from home.
>>>>>
>>>> No Zoom meetings for you then!
>>> Oh noes!!1! How will I survive.
>>>
>>>> Or we could have a usenet Zoom meeting to talk about brocolli.
>>> There's nothing to discuss regarding broccoli. (Or brocolli for that
>>> matter.)
>>>
>> 
>> the discussion could be how to spell brocolli or who makes the most 
>> typos.
> I would rather not discuss anything relating to broccoli.
> 
You talk about brocolli all the time.
There are several threads about it.