Re: Barbara

BeH <[email protected]> Mon, 11 Mar 2024 23:52:06 +0100
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Organization Global Aardvark Preservation Society
Message-ID <[email protected]>
On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote:
> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
> 
>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote:
>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>
>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>> I can eat pancakes whenever I want.
>>>>>>> Try and stop me.
>>>>>> Barbarism!
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Yelling isn't going to make me stop.
>>>> I'm not yelling. I'm not a great fan of yelly...
>>>
>>> Did you say jelly?
>>
>> Who? I don't know any Jenny.
> 
> Excellent! Your hearing is going!
> <mutters something>
Speak up you young punk *shakes walking stick at you*

>>
>>>>>>> What if someone works the night shift and their breakfast is at
>>>>>>> the same time as other people's dinner? Pancakes cover all the
>>>>>>> bases. 
>>>>>> Breakfast is the first meal after sleeping no matter how someone's
>>>>>> 24 hour cycle is organised. That's when you want some high
>>>>>> carbohydrate foodstuff to get the motor running, so to speak.
>>>>>> Dinner is when the high protein food should be ingested to
>>>>>> regenerate muscles while resting after a day of toil.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> If I have chicken and waffles for dinner, the chicken part is
>>>>> protein. 
>>>> Yes. And the waffles are incongruent.
>>>>
>>> Don't knock 'til you tried it...
>> I've tried waffles. And chicken. They don't go together...
>>
> But they do!
Only in the same way that pastry and guacamole goes together.

>>>>>>>>> Anyways,I don't think there are rules about what you have to
>>>>>>>>> eat. 
>>>>>>>> There are loads of rules. Just ask your doctor. Also for example
>>>>>>>> there are rules for the sequence of what you eat if it's a multi
>>>>>>>> course meal. Dinner is soup - fish - poultry - steak - dessert -
>>>>>>>> cheese or how many of those you wish to include.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Or waffles and chicken.
>>>>>>> What does the order of food matter?
>>>>>> Tradition! It's how it has always been done.
>>>>>>
>>>>> then it's time for a change.
>>>> Do you know what change leads to? Communism, that's what. And total
>>>> collapse of society. Cats and dogs living together, people marrying
>>>> box-turtles and women wanting to vote...
>>>> Is that what you want!?
>>>>
>>> [X] Yes
>> Well then, what can I say except: onwards to the barricades. Vive
>> libertĂȘ. Stuff like that.
>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's also not hot inside in the air conditioned comfort.
>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'll have to bring a sweater as well? Maybe a cardigan in
>>>>>>>>>>>> festive colours.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The kind with leather elbow patches so you look scholarly.
>>>>>>>>>> Obviously. And if at all possible also cast metal buttons with
>>>>>>>>>> floral patterns. Pewter maybe.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I have a sweater with those. We could repurpose them.
>>>>>>>> You would give up your pewter sweater buttons for me? I'm
>>>>>>>> touched. 
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Stop touching yourself.
>>>>>> I wasn't. It was metaphorical touching. By your kindness and
>>>>>> sacrifice. 
>>>>>>
>>>>> You're lucky I'm such a nice person.
>>>> Truly blessed, indeed. Did you mail the buttons?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Not yet. I should do that soon since I heard postage rates are going
>>> up because nobody mails anything anymore.
>> Nobody but the very rich, like banks and the gubbernment sometimes...
>> Also a <100g domestic letter(B) here is 25DKK (~4.90CAD) for delivery
>> within five (5) days. Next day delivery (A) is 35DKK (~6.85CAD).
>> Fcsking politicians with their profitability requirement and selling
>> the institution to the swedes...
>>
> Too funny!
> The businesses that mail stuff out get the bulk rate which is way 
> cheaper like 17 cents a letter.
I know. Also packets of things one buys on the internet. But returning
something is the 'standard' postage.

>>>>>>> Can't you buy ice cream at the grocery store there?
>>>>>> Yes, but I think that's just left-over stock from summer. The Ice
>>>>>> cream stalls with the freshly baked waffle cones and the extensive
>>>>>> selection of ice cream flavours for scooping close for winter, I'm
>>>>>> pretty sure. It might have changed nowadays what with all the
>>>>>> foreign tourists and their strange dietary habits.
>>>>>>
>>>>> You need to be more open-minded about food.
>>>>
>>>> I'll have you know I'm very open-minded about food. I once ate a
>>>> plateful of calamari.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Yuck!
>>
>> You need to be more open-minded about food.
>>
> I will be if you will be.
> Also. I have a fish and seafood allergy.

You have an excuse for everything.
 --
BeH

"No nation can be free if it opresses other nations"   - F. Engels