Re: Under the wire congratulations...

BeH <[email protected]> Tue, 12 Mar 2024 00:01:45 +0100
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Organization Global Aardvark Preservation Society
Message-ID <[email protected]>
On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote:
> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
> 
>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote:
>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>
>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Okay, then. I've never heard of an anti-fatigue mat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> before. Or a bosu ball. You sure have some mighty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> strange stuff over there in foreignland. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You mean helpful.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I said what I said. And I still don't know what a bozo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ball is... 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's like half a stability ball.
>>>>>>>>>>>> So not really a ball at all... Figures.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> How?
>>>>>>>>>> Well, half a ball will be as flat as the earth on one side.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> My brane hurts.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You should have accepted that brane massage when I offered,
>>>>>>>> possibly. Or is it the cold?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Your fingers were sticky.
>>>>>> Yes of course, from the soothing brane oil. It greatly enhances
>>>>>> the experience.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> What if leaves residue?
>>>>> Then China might be using 5G to spy on me.
>>>> First of all I'm a little hurt  you think I would use 5G permeable
>>>> brane oil. Second of all they can do that anyway with the chip that
>>>> was in the vaccine.
>>>
>>> I must have peed the chip out by now. The vaccines only last for 6 
>>> months or so.
>> Allegedly - but that doesn't affect the chip. If I understand it the
>> chip wanders to your brane and stays there forever doing it's mind
>> controlling thing whenever it receives the proper 5G signal.
>>
> Oh dear!
> Pass the branewash. I need a flush!
If you got vaccinated back when it was in vogue it may be too late. One
of those Musk chips may be the only solution by now.

>>>>>>> Who wants X-rays?
>>>>>> I for one am quite pleased to have my teeth's picture taken every
>>>>>> few years. To check for invisible to the naked eye cracks or
>>>>>> breakage. It did help with finding the last bit of tooth from the
>>>>>> one I had to have replaced a few years back. And that one didn't
>>>>>> cost me anything because it was a bit the dentist missed the first
>>>>>> time around. 
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> A crown fell off recently. She charged me $200 to have it reglued
>>>>> even though they're not supposed to come off. Faulty installation.
>>>> Don't they have warranty for that sort of thing? I had a porcelain
>>>> insert made many years ago that fell off after seven or eight years.
>>>> I went back to the dentist who installed that and had the tooth
>>>> rebuild (with that white stuff they use for fillings now) for free.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Apparently not.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Isn't calcium bad for your heart?
>>>>>>>>>> Not especially, I don't think. It builds strong bones - or
>>>>>>>>>> brittle if one is an older person (more so women than men I've
>>>>>>>>>> heard). 
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I heard it leaves plaque on heart or clogs your arteries or
>>>>>>>>> something. 
>>>>>>>> That's cholesterol mostly, I believe. Calcium builds up on your
>>>>>>>> teeth if you are a dry-mouth. And fluoride does nothing about
>>>>>>>> that. 
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/study-links-too-much-calcium-
>>> to-
>>>>>>> heart-disease-20100812204
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If it isn't one thing it's another. Heart disease for all...
>>>>>
>>>>> Between that and cancer, we're all doomed.
>>>> It's an inherent flaw in the design. I bet a consumer protection
>>>> organisation would have a lot to say about the design of the human
>>>> body. Just the choice of material alone is a scandal.
>>>>
>>> Probably.
>>> It's like IKEA products, there are a handful of useless parts in the 
>>> box.
>> It's all the fault of EVOLUTION and DARWINISM. If not for those all
>> our body parts would be perfect. This doesn't apply to IKEA stuff.
>> They put some extra of the small bits in the package because they know
>> people lose some of them.
>>
> You just blurted out their secrets on the internet!
I don't think that's a secret. People lose stuff all the time.

>>>>>>>>>>> My well water has lime and iron. Well not anymore.
>>>>>>>>>> Lime I would worry about a bit. I've seen in the movies what
>>>>>>>>>> it can do to dead bodies. A bit extra iron is probably good
>>>>>>>>>> for you. 
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The use lye to dissolve bpdy parts.
>>>>>>>> Also quicklime solution - so I've been lead to believe.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I guess I missed that episode of Murdoch Mysteries.
>>>>>> I don't know what that is. If it's anything 'true crime' I also
>>>>>> don't want to know. I will not support this infestation.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Murdoch Mysteries is bad Canadian crime drama set in 1905 Toronto.
>>>> I see. Does it include a lot of moose-related crime or is it all
>>>> murders all the time like most series?
>>>>
>>>
>>> The second thing. I think it's almost at season 20. They ran out of 
>>> plots about 5 seasons ago.
>> They can always do the thing where the whole episode is about how
>> difficult the (private) life of a detective is and then let a
>> uniformed cop catch the killer by accident in the end...
>>
> 
> I'm feeling sleepy now...
That's okay - you won't miss any vital plot points in this episode.

-- 
BeH

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