Re: Phil

BeH <[email protected]> Tue, 12 Mar 2024 00:40:26 +0100
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Organization Global Aardvark Preservation Society
Message-ID <[email protected]>
On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote:
> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
> 
>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote:
>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>
>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Snippage]
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [slippage]
>>>>>>>>>>>> [shippage]
>>>>>>>>>>> [scrippage]
>>>>>>>>>> [front page]
>>>>>>>>> [page 6]
>>>>>>>> [Is that the one with the barely dressed wimmen?]
>>>>>>> [Maybe in the past. I'm sure some femi-nazi made them discontinue
>>>>>>> that practice]
>>>>>> [I shall refrain from posting a link to the local 'page9' site and
>>>>>> its multiple galleries, then. To appease the femi-nazis]
>>>>> [You think they're watching?]
>>>> [They are *always* watching.]
>>> [Even now? I think no one is watching now]
>> [But they could be. Better safe than sorry]
> [Why? What do you think would happen?]
[They could find out I posted the link to the page9 site.]
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can see myself stealing your snacks.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> uh-oh!
>>>>>>>>>>>> You are really itching for a trip to the dark pit, aren't
>>>>>>>>>>>> you? 
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You wouldn't!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No! It's cold and damp as well as dark in there. And you don't
>>>>>>>>>> get any coffee.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Great! I'll go through DTs and have an afro.
>>>>>>>> But nobody will see it. Because of the pit being very dark.
>>>>>>> Surely they'll see me when I return.
>>>>>> If. It's very cold and damp in the dark pit, and stealing my
>>>>>> snacks is a serious offence. I wouldn't do it if I was you.
>>>>>>
>>>>> But, but...
>>>>> I'm your only friend in the whole world....
>>>> Undisputed rulers don't have friends - only minions and potential
>>>> usurpers. 
>>>>
>>> I don't want to be ruler. So there!
>> Thats what all the aspiring usurpers say.
>> Stealing snacks is more an usurper thing than a minion thing, soo...
>>
> I was hungry, You need to feed your minions more.
The minions are supposed to feed me - not the other way round. Along
with their other duties of course.

>>>>>>>>>> Waitaminute! Zombies don't become zombies by being infected.
>>>>>>>>>> They get bewitched by a Voodoo priest(ess).
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Clearly not.
>>>>>>>>> The CDC told Rick Grimes that we all have the virus inside us.
>>>>>>>> Thay must be talking about something else. Chicken flu maybe. Or
>>>>>>>> whatever is the cause of gambling fever.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I bet it wasn't.
>>>>>> That's just shoddy science, then. Either that or it's not proper
>>>>>> zombies at all but something else presenting as zombiefication.
>>>>>>
>>>>> D'oh!
>>>>> You said 'gambling fever' so I said 'I bet'
>>>> So you have whatever is the cause of gambling fever. Which I presume
>>>> didn't turn you into a zombie, thereby proving my point I think.
>>>>
>>> My brane hurts!
>> Could be a symptom of the gambling fever. Maybe you should isolate...
>>
> <hides in basement>
Normally it's just 'stay home and wash your hands often', but whatever
you need to do I guess. As long as there isn't a gambling den in the
basement.

>>>>>>>>>>> I work with analysts and mathematicians. I am the cool kid :)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Cool. That explains all the zoom meetings, then.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I think the zoom meetings are a function of everyone working at
>>>>>>>>> home. 
>>>>>>>> I'm not.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're not what?
>>>>>> Working from home.
>>>>>>
>>>>> No Zoom meetings for you then!
>>>> Oh noes!!1! How will I survive.
>>>>
>>>>> Or we could have a usenet Zoom meeting to talk about brocolli.
>>>> There's nothing to discuss regarding broccoli. (Or brocolli for that
>>>> matter.)
>>>>
>>>
>>> the discussion could be how to spell brocolli or who makes the most 
>>> typos.
>> I would rather not discuss anything relating to broccoli.
>>
> You talk about brocolli all the time.
> There are several threads about it.
Sometimes ones personal preferences has to yield to the obligation of
correcting something wrong being stated on the internet.

-- 
BeH

"No nation can be free if it opresses other nations"   - F. Engels