Re: Phil
BeH <[email protected]> Tue, 12 Mar 2024 00:40:26 +0100
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
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| Organization | Global Aardvark Preservation Society |
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On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > >> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote: >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Snippage] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [slippage] >>>>>>>>>>>> [shippage] >>>>>>>>>>> [scrippage] >>>>>>>>>> [front page] >>>>>>>>> [page 6] >>>>>>>> [Is that the one with the barely dressed wimmen?] >>>>>>> [Maybe in the past. I'm sure some femi-nazi made them discontinue >>>>>>> that practice] >>>>>> [I shall refrain from posting a link to the local 'page9' site and >>>>>> its multiple galleries, then. To appease the femi-nazis] >>>>> [You think they're watching?] >>>> [They are *always* watching.] >>> [Even now? I think no one is watching now] >> [But they could be. Better safe than sorry] > [Why? What do you think would happen?] [They could find out I posted the link to the page9 site.] >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I can see myself stealing your snacks. >>>>>>>>>>>>> uh-oh! >>>>>>>>>>>> You are really itching for a trip to the dark pit, aren't >>>>>>>>>>>> you? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You wouldn't! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> No! It's cold and damp as well as dark in there. And you don't >>>>>>>>>> get any coffee. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Great! I'll go through DTs and have an afro. >>>>>>>> But nobody will see it. Because of the pit being very dark. >>>>>>> Surely they'll see me when I return. >>>>>> If. It's very cold and damp in the dark pit, and stealing my >>>>>> snacks is a serious offence. I wouldn't do it if I was you. >>>>>> >>>>> But, but... >>>>> I'm your only friend in the whole world.... >>>> Undisputed rulers don't have friends - only minions and potential >>>> usurpers. >>>> >>> I don't want to be ruler. So there! >> Thats what all the aspiring usurpers say. >> Stealing snacks is more an usurper thing than a minion thing, soo... >> > I was hungry, You need to feed your minions more. The minions are supposed to feed me - not the other way round. Along with their other duties of course. >>>>>>>>>> Waitaminute! Zombies don't become zombies by being infected. >>>>>>>>>> They get bewitched by a Voodoo priest(ess). >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Clearly not. >>>>>>>>> The CDC told Rick Grimes that we all have the virus inside us. >>>>>>>> Thay must be talking about something else. Chicken flu maybe. Or >>>>>>>> whatever is the cause of gambling fever. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> I bet it wasn't. >>>>>> That's just shoddy science, then. Either that or it's not proper >>>>>> zombies at all but something else presenting as zombiefication. >>>>>> >>>>> D'oh! >>>>> You said 'gambling fever' so I said 'I bet' >>>> So you have whatever is the cause of gambling fever. Which I presume >>>> didn't turn you into a zombie, thereby proving my point I think. >>>> >>> My brane hurts! >> Could be a symptom of the gambling fever. Maybe you should isolate... >> > <hides in basement> Normally it's just 'stay home and wash your hands often', but whatever you need to do I guess. As long as there isn't a gambling den in the basement. >>>>>>>>>>> I work with analysts and mathematicians. I am the cool kid :) >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Cool. That explains all the zoom meetings, then. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I think the zoom meetings are a function of everyone working at >>>>>>>>> home. >>>>>>>> I'm not. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You're not what? >>>>>> Working from home. >>>>>> >>>>> No Zoom meetings for you then! >>>> Oh noes!!1! How will I survive. >>>> >>>>> Or we could have a usenet Zoom meeting to talk about brocolli. >>>> There's nothing to discuss regarding broccoli. (Or brocolli for that >>>> matter.) >>>> >>> >>> the discussion could be how to spell brocolli or who makes the most >>> typos. >> I would rather not discuss anything relating to broccoli. >> > You talk about brocolli all the time. > There are several threads about it. Sometimes ones personal preferences has to yield to the obligation of correcting something wrong being stated on the internet. -- BeH "No nation can be free if it opresses other nations" - F. Engels