Re: Barbara

Merlyne <[email protected]> Tue, 12 Mar 2024 13:30:42 -0000 (UTC)
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]: 

> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote:
>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]: 
>> 
>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote:
>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>>
>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I can eat pancakes whenever I want.
>>>>>>>> Try and stop me.
>>>>>>> Barbarism!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yelling isn't going to make me stop.
>>>>> I'm not yelling. I'm not a great fan of yelly...
>>>>
>>>> Did you say jelly?
>>>
>>> Who? I don't know any Jenny.
>> 
>> Excellent! Your hearing is going!
>> <mutters something>
> Speak up you young punk *shakes walking stick at you*
> 
*stands on your lawn*

>>>
>>>>>>>> What if someone works the night shift and their breakfast is at
>>>>>>>> the same time as other people's dinner? Pancakes cover all the
>>>>>>>> bases. 
>>>>>>> Breakfast is the first meal after sleeping no matter how
>>>>>>> someone's 24 hour cycle is organised. That's when you want some
>>>>>>> high carbohydrate foodstuff to get the motor running, so to
>>>>>>> speak. Dinner is when the high protein food should be ingested
>>>>>>> to regenerate muscles while resting after a day of toil.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If I have chicken and waffles for dinner, the chicken part is
>>>>>> protein. 
>>>>> Yes. And the waffles are incongruent.
>>>>>
>>>> Don't knock 'til you tried it...
>>> I've tried waffles. And chicken. They don't go together...
>>>
>> But they do!
> Only in the same way that pastry and guacamole goes together.
> 
That is also yummy!

>>>>>>>>>> Anyways,I don't think there are rules about what you have to
>>>>>>>>>> eat. 
>>>>>>>>> There are loads of rules. Just ask your doctor. Also for
>>>>>>>>> example there are rules for the sequence of what you eat if
>>>>>>>>> it's a multi course meal. Dinner is soup - fish - poultry -
>>>>>>>>> steak - dessert - cheese or how many of those you wish to
>>>>>>>>> include. 
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Or waffles and chicken.
>>>>>>>> What does the order of food matter?
>>>>>>> Tradition! It's how it has always been done.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> then it's time for a change.
>>>>> Do you know what change leads to? Communism, that's what. And
>>>>> total collapse of society. Cats and dogs living together, people
>>>>> marrying box-turtles and women wanting to vote...
>>>>> Is that what you want!?
>>>>>
>>>> [X] Yes
>>> Well then, what can I say except: onwards to the barricades. Vive
>>> libertĂȘ. Stuff like that.
>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's also not hot inside in the air conditioned comfort.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'll have to bring a sweater as well? Maybe a cardigan
>>>>>>>>>>>>> in festive colours.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The kind with leather elbow patches so you look scholarly.
>>>>>>>>>>> Obviously. And if at all possible also cast metal buttons
>>>>>>>>>>> with floral patterns. Pewter maybe.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I have a sweater with those. We could repurpose them.
>>>>>>>>> You would give up your pewter sweater buttons for me? I'm
>>>>>>>>> touched. 
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Stop touching yourself.
>>>>>>> I wasn't. It was metaphorical touching. By your kindness and
>>>>>>> sacrifice. 
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're lucky I'm such a nice person.
>>>>> Truly blessed, indeed. Did you mail the buttons?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Not yet. I should do that soon since I heard postage rates are
>>>> going up because nobody mails anything anymore.
>>> Nobody but the very rich, like banks and the gubbernment
>>> sometimes... Also a <100g domestic letter(B) here is 25DKK
>>> (~4.90CAD) for delivery within five (5) days. Next day delivery (A)
>>> is 35DKK (~6.85CAD). Fcsking politicians with their profitability
>>> requirement and selling the institution to the swedes...
>>>
>> Too funny!
>> The businesses that mail stuff out get the bulk rate which is way 
>> cheaper like 17 cents a letter.
> I know. Also packets of things one buys on the internet. But returning
> something is the 'standard' postage.
> 
Plus the 'restocking' fee.

>>>>>>>> Can't you buy ice cream at the grocery store there?
>>>>>>> Yes, but I think that's just left-over stock from summer. The
>>>>>>> Ice cream stalls with the freshly baked waffle cones and the
>>>>>>> extensive selection of ice cream flavours for scooping close for
>>>>>>> winter, I'm pretty sure. It might have changed nowadays what
>>>>>>> with all the foreign tourists and their strange dietary habits.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> You need to be more open-minded about food.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll have you know I'm very open-minded about food. I once ate a
>>>>> plateful of calamari.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Yuck!
>>>
>>> You need to be more open-minded about food.
>>>
>> I will be if you will be.
>> Also. I have a fish and seafood allergy.
> 
> You have an excuse for everything.

It's also about chosing not to die.