Re: Barbara

BeH <[email protected]> Tue, 26 Mar 2024 19:44:03 +0100
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Organization Global Aardvark Preservation Society
Message-ID <[email protected]>
On 12.03.2024 14.30, Merlyne wrote:
> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]: 
> 
>> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote:
>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>
>>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I can eat pancakes whenever I want.
>>>>>>>>> Try and stop me.
>>>>>>>> Barbarism!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yelling isn't going to make me stop.
>>>>>> I'm not yelling. I'm not a great fan of yelly...
>>>>>
>>>>> Did you say jelly?
>>>>
>>>> Who? I don't know any Jenny.
>>>
>>> Excellent! Your hearing is going!
>>> <mutters something>
>> Speak up you young punk *shakes walking stick at you*
>>
> *stands on your lawn*

Gedoff! I don't tend that lawn every month in the season just so you can
stand around on it. Lawns are for looking at and having a nicer one than
the neighbours.

>>>>>>>>> What if someone works the night shift and their breakfast is at
>>>>>>>>> the same time as other people's dinner? Pancakes cover all the
>>>>>>>>> bases. 
>>>>>>>> Breakfast is the first meal after sleeping no matter how
>>>>>>>> someone's 24 hour cycle is organised. That's when you want some
>>>>>>>> high carbohydrate foodstuff to get the motor running, so to
>>>>>>>> speak. Dinner is when the high protein food should be ingested
>>>>>>>> to regenerate muscles while resting after a day of toil.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If I have chicken and waffles for dinner, the chicken part is
>>>>>>> protein. 
>>>>>> Yes. And the waffles are incongruent.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Don't knock 'til you tried it...
>>>> I've tried waffles. And chicken. They don't go together...
>>>>
>>> But they do!
>> Only in the same way that pastry and guacamole goes together.
>>
> That is also yummy!

*internal screaming*
No Merlyne. That is not "yummy" - that is cursed and/or satanic.

>>>>>>>>>>> Anyways,I don't think there are rules about what you have to
>>>>>>>>>>> eat. 
>>>>>>>>>> There are loads of rules. Just ask your doctor. Also for
>>>>>>>>>> example there are rules for the sequence of what you eat if
>>>>>>>>>> it's a multi course meal. Dinner is soup - fish - poultry -
>>>>>>>>>> steak - dessert - cheese or how many of those you wish to
>>>>>>>>>> include. 
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Or waffles and chicken.
>>>>>>>>> What does the order of food matter?
>>>>>>>> Tradition! It's how it has always been done.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> then it's time for a change.
>>>>>> Do you know what change leads to? Communism, that's what. And
>>>>>> total collapse of society. Cats and dogs living together, people
>>>>>> marrying box-turtles and women wanting to vote...
>>>>>> Is that what you want!?
>>>>>>
>>>>> [X] Yes
>>>> Well then, what can I say except: onwards to the barricades. Vive
>>>> libertĂȘ. Stuff like that.
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's also not hot inside in the air conditioned comfort.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'll have to bring a sweater as well? Maybe a cardigan
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in festive colours.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The kind with leather elbow patches so you look scholarly.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Obviously. And if at all possible also cast metal buttons
>>>>>>>>>>>> with floral patterns. Pewter maybe.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I have a sweater with those. We could repurpose them.
>>>>>>>>>> You would give up your pewter sweater buttons for me? I'm
>>>>>>>>>> touched. 
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Stop touching yourself.
>>>>>>>> I wasn't. It was metaphorical touching. By your kindness and
>>>>>>>> sacrifice. 
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're lucky I'm such a nice person.
>>>>>> Truly blessed, indeed. Did you mail the buttons?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Not yet. I should do that soon since I heard postage rates are
>>>>> going up because nobody mails anything anymore.
>>>> Nobody but the very rich, like banks and the gubbernment
>>>> sometimes... Also a <100g domestic letter(B) here is 25DKK
>>>> (~4.90CAD) for delivery within five (5) days. Next day delivery (A)
>>>> is 35DKK (~6.85CAD). Fcsking politicians with their profitability
>>>> requirement and selling the institution to the swedes...
>>>>
>>> Too funny!
>>> The businesses that mail stuff out get the bulk rate which is way 
>>> cheaper like 17 cents a letter.
>> I know. Also packets of things one buys on the internet. But returning
>> something is the 'standard' postage.
>>
> Plus the 'restocking' fee.
Why would they need restocking if they get their stuff back? That makes
no sense...

>>>>>>>>> Can't you buy ice cream at the grocery store there?
>>>>>>>> Yes, but I think that's just left-over stock from summer. The
>>>>>>>> Ice cream stalls with the freshly baked waffle cones and the
>>>>>>>> extensive selection of ice cream flavours for scooping close for
>>>>>>>> winter, I'm pretty sure. It might have changed nowadays what
>>>>>>>> with all the foreign tourists and their strange dietary habits.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You need to be more open-minded about food.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'll have you know I'm very open-minded about food. I once ate a
>>>>>> plateful of calamari.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Yuck!
>>>>
>>>> You need to be more open-minded about food.
>>>>
>>> I will be if you will be.
>>> Also. I have a fish and seafood allergy.
>>
>> You have an excuse for everything.
> 
> It's also about chosing not to die.

There's that too I suppose.

-- 
BeH

"No nation can be free if it opresses other nations"   - F. Engels