Re: Barbara
BeH <[email protected]> Tue, 26 Mar 2024 19:44:03 +0100
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
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| Organization | Global Aardvark Preservation Society |
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On 12.03.2024 14.30, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I can eat pancakes whenever I want. >>>>>>>>> Try and stop me. >>>>>>>> Barbarism! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Yelling isn't going to make me stop. >>>>>> I'm not yelling. I'm not a great fan of yelly... >>>>> >>>>> Did you say jelly? >>>> >>>> Who? I don't know any Jenny. >>> >>> Excellent! Your hearing is going! >>> <mutters something> >> Speak up you young punk *shakes walking stick at you* >> > *stands on your lawn* Gedoff! I don't tend that lawn every month in the season just so you can stand around on it. Lawns are for looking at and having a nicer one than the neighbours. >>>>>>>>> What if someone works the night shift and their breakfast is at >>>>>>>>> the same time as other people's dinner? Pancakes cover all the >>>>>>>>> bases. >>>>>>>> Breakfast is the first meal after sleeping no matter how >>>>>>>> someone's 24 hour cycle is organised. That's when you want some >>>>>>>> high carbohydrate foodstuff to get the motor running, so to >>>>>>>> speak. Dinner is when the high protein food should be ingested >>>>>>>> to regenerate muscles while resting after a day of toil. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> If I have chicken and waffles for dinner, the chicken part is >>>>>>> protein. >>>>>> Yes. And the waffles are incongruent. >>>>>> >>>>> Don't knock 'til you tried it... >>>> I've tried waffles. And chicken. They don't go together... >>>> >>> But they do! >> Only in the same way that pastry and guacamole goes together. >> > That is also yummy! *internal screaming* No Merlyne. That is not "yummy" - that is cursed and/or satanic. >>>>>>>>>>> Anyways,I don't think there are rules about what you have to >>>>>>>>>>> eat. >>>>>>>>>> There are loads of rules. Just ask your doctor. Also for >>>>>>>>>> example there are rules for the sequence of what you eat if >>>>>>>>>> it's a multi course meal. Dinner is soup - fish - poultry - >>>>>>>>>> steak - dessert - cheese or how many of those you wish to >>>>>>>>>> include. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Or waffles and chicken. >>>>>>>>> What does the order of food matter? >>>>>>>> Tradition! It's how it has always been done. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> then it's time for a change. >>>>>> Do you know what change leads to? Communism, that's what. And >>>>>> total collapse of society. Cats and dogs living together, people >>>>>> marrying box-turtles and women wanting to vote... >>>>>> Is that what you want!? >>>>>> >>>>> [X] Yes >>>> Well then, what can I say except: onwards to the barricades. Vive >>>> libertĂȘ. Stuff like that. >>>> >>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's also not hot inside in the air conditioned comfort. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'll have to bring a sweater as well? Maybe a cardigan >>>>>>>>>>>>>> in festive colours. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> The kind with leather elbow patches so you look scholarly. >>>>>>>>>>>> Obviously. And if at all possible also cast metal buttons >>>>>>>>>>>> with floral patterns. Pewter maybe. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I have a sweater with those. We could repurpose them. >>>>>>>>>> You would give up your pewter sweater buttons for me? I'm >>>>>>>>>> touched. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Stop touching yourself. >>>>>>>> I wasn't. It was metaphorical touching. By your kindness and >>>>>>>> sacrifice. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> You're lucky I'm such a nice person. >>>>>> Truly blessed, indeed. Did you mail the buttons? >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Not yet. I should do that soon since I heard postage rates are >>>>> going up because nobody mails anything anymore. >>>> Nobody but the very rich, like banks and the gubbernment >>>> sometimes... Also a <100g domestic letter(B) here is 25DKK >>>> (~4.90CAD) for delivery within five (5) days. Next day delivery (A) >>>> is 35DKK (~6.85CAD). Fcsking politicians with their profitability >>>> requirement and selling the institution to the swedes... >>>> >>> Too funny! >>> The businesses that mail stuff out get the bulk rate which is way >>> cheaper like 17 cents a letter. >> I know. Also packets of things one buys on the internet. But returning >> something is the 'standard' postage. >> > Plus the 'restocking' fee. Why would they need restocking if they get their stuff back? That makes no sense... >>>>>>>>> Can't you buy ice cream at the grocery store there? >>>>>>>> Yes, but I think that's just left-over stock from summer. The >>>>>>>> Ice cream stalls with the freshly baked waffle cones and the >>>>>>>> extensive selection of ice cream flavours for scooping close for >>>>>>>> winter, I'm pretty sure. It might have changed nowadays what >>>>>>>> with all the foreign tourists and their strange dietary habits. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> You need to be more open-minded about food. >>>>>> >>>>>> I'll have you know I'm very open-minded about food. I once ate a >>>>>> plateful of calamari. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Yuck! >>>> >>>> You need to be more open-minded about food. >>>> >>> I will be if you will be. >>> Also. I have a fish and seafood allergy. >> >> You have an excuse for everything. > > It's also about chosing not to die. There's that too I suppose. -- BeH "No nation can be free if it opresses other nations" - F. Engels